Dapper Cardinal
@dappercardinal.bsky.social
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Jazz, Utah 🏈 and 🏀, Seahawks, Cardinals, Mammoth. Asexual. He/Him. You know me from the bird app. Free Palestine!
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sonic.bsky.social
mariners hit em with the "dear mario: please come to the castle. i've baked a cake for you. yours truly--princess toadstool. peach." to get out of that inning
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Let's just do a home run derby to decide who wins this
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Mariners why are we doing this
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Week 6 NFL predictions. I went an awful 7-7 last week. Winners in CAPS.

PHI vs nyg
DEN vs nyj
ari vs IND
LAC vs mia
cle vs PIT
dal vs CAR
SEA vs jax
LAR vs bal
NE vs no
TEN vs lv
sf vs TB
cin vs GB
det vs KC
BUF vs atl
chi vs WAS
dappercardinal.bsky.social
So if we ran this season back multiple times to coincide with the NBA season. Who would end the season with more wins. Kele or the Utah Jazz?
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Daaaaaaa Jankees lose!
descender421.bsky.social
Things I like about the New York Yankees:
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Okay so do missionaries just not take no for an answer anymore? I remember in the past just saying no and they'd leave but I just had a couple that would not leave my doorstep, and it took everything in me to not shut the door in their faces.
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Just bring back the purple and gold!
ginohard.bsky.social
The LA Kings unveil a surprise third jersey before their season opener 🤯👑

#LAKings
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Yeah "just following orders" didnt work in the Nuremberg Trials and it's not going to work here. Can they be disbarred for not following orders? Sure. But that sounds far less awful than attacking the citizens you're supposed to be protecting.
raders.bsky.social
Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Joe Flacco should just buy an AFC North hat
fantasynflnews.bsky.social
Rap: Joe Flacco traded to the Bengals.
dappercardinal.bsky.social
I REALLY fucking hated that Verizon commercial. What the fuck
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Sam Darnold ruined my weekend
dappercardinal.bsky.social
That 49ers injury list is somehow growing even more
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Couldn't make it racing so she decided to make it by being racist
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Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
dappercardinal.bsky.social
I'm sorry Guardians and Padres fans. I was cheering for you both and you both lost.
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Week 5 NFL picks! Last week I went 10-5 (Really Packers? Cowboys? A tie?). As usual winners in CAPS.

sf vs LAR
MIN vs cle
lv vs IND
nyg vs NO
DAL vs nyj
den vs PHI
mia vs CAR
HOU vs bal
ten vs ARI
tb vs SEA
DET vs cin
was vs LAC
ne vs BUF
KC vs jax
dappercardinal.bsky.social
He provokes the classroom and then cries "oh the tolerant left" no we dont tolerate nazis you racist fuck.
queersatanic.bsky.social
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
dappercardinal.bsky.social
"We've stayed silent long enough"

- the least discriminated group in the US
bernybelvedere.bsky.social
MAGA Christianity is a cesspool.
dappercardinal.bsky.social
Remember when this was almost the Chargers logo