Dapper Cardinal
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Jazz, Utah 🏈 and 🏀, Seahawks, Mariners, Cardinals, Mammoth. Asexual. He/Him. You know me from the bird app. Free Palestine!
I dont watch a lot of Utah Utes basketball because we haven't been good in like a decade but also the games always start late as hell. 10pm for tonight's game?? I get tomorrow is a holiday but are we fucking around?
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I dont watch a lot of Utah Utes basketball because we haven't been good in like a decade but also the games always start late as hell. 10pm for tonight's game?? I get tomorrow is a holiday but are we fucking around?
Spencer Cox needs his alfalfa farm though! People just aren't praying hard enough or whatever the fuck
The dust blowing from the dry bed of the Great Salt Lake is creating a serious public health threat, two environmental nonprofits warn, that policymakers and the scientific community aren’t taking seriously enough.
Toxic dust from the Great Salt Lake could cost Utah billions, report warns
The dust blowing from the dry bed of the Great Salt Lake is creating a serious public health threat, two environmental nonprofits warn, that policymakers and the scientific community aren’t taking seriously enough.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Spencer Cox needs his alfalfa farm though! People just aren't praying hard enough or whatever the fuck
Is it a picture book?
Governor today, author tomorrow?
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox quietly filed a new disclosure last week showing Penguin Press paid him $5,000+.
That sure looks like a book advance.
Full story at the link: dub.sh/gs0OWie
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox quietly filed a new disclosure last week showing Penguin Press paid him $5,000+.
That sure looks like a book advance.
Full story at the link: dub.sh/gs0OWie
Disclosure hints at book deal for Utah Governor Spencer Cox
A state conflict-of-interest filing lists a $5,000+ payment from Penguin Press to Utah Gov. Spencer Cox, fueling talk of a book advance possibly tied to his rising “civility” brand.
dub.sh
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is it a picture book?
Stuart Adams will just change the age of consent again so another freak goes free
BREAKING: Wade Christofferson, the brother of an apostle of the LDS Church, has been charged with federal crimes alleging he attempted to sexually exploit children in Utah and Ohio.
Brother of an LDS apostle charged with attempting to sexually exploit children in Utah and Ohio
Wade Christofferson allegedly searched online for the phrase, "In Ohio do clergy have to report child abuse confessions".
www.sltrib.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Stuart Adams will just change the age of consent again so another freak goes free
I'll never get to use one of my favorite Simpsons quotes in real life and honestly I'm okay with that but I still constantly think
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'll never get to use one of my favorite Simpsons quotes in real life and honestly I'm okay with that but I still constantly think
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
With this administration you're lucky I'm not binge drinking every night
Most people know that binge drinking, especially when it’s frequent, is dangerous for health. But is it still risky if you drink rarely, or not at all, for most of the year? We asked experts.
Is It OK to Binge Drink Occasionally?
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
With this administration you're lucky I'm not binge drinking every night
My most insane take that I probably don't actually believe but it makes me feel good to say it is, we dont just need to punish Donald Trump, but his family too. No way should he escape punishment through death (whenever that happens) his children should feel the wrath too
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My most insane take that I probably don't actually believe but it makes me feel good to say it is, we dont just need to punish Donald Trump, but his family too. No way should he escape punishment through death (whenever that happens) his children should feel the wrath too
I would listen to every band above and below them + 100 more before AC/DC. That's all I'll say
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I would listen to every band above and below them + 100 more before AC/DC. That's all I'll say
Spencer Cox is a feckless coward bitch. And Stuart Adams is a pedo protector
Utah Republican lawmakers say they'll convene a special session to put a constitutional amendment on the 2026 ballot in an effort to ensure lawmakers have the ability to draw political boundaries.
‘Not a turf war’: GOP lawmakers say they’ll appeal Utah’s new congressional map to the Supreme Court
Utah Republican lawmakers say they'll convene a special session to put a constitutional amendment on the 2026 ballot in an effort to ensure lawmakers have the ability to draw political boundaries.
www.sltrib.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Spencer Cox is a feckless coward bitch. And Stuart Adams is a pedo protector
Yeah well Stuart Adams protected his pedophile family member so he shouldn't have any say in anything.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yeah well Stuart Adams protected his pedophile family member so he shouldn't have any say in anything.
This administration is going to give me a fucking ulcer I swear
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This administration is going to give me a fucking ulcer I swear
Look i know pro-wrestling is scripted but how do you script a hit like that? That dude got fucking trucked! There's no way that didn't hurt. I want to lay down just watching it
4 years ago today, Darby Allin ran over and murdered Austin Gunn on the ramp with this tackle.
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Look i know pro-wrestling is scripted but how do you script a hit like that? That dude got fucking trucked! There's no way that didn't hurt. I want to lay down just watching it
Why is it that every other school is expected to apologize to BYU and their fans but BYU fans can throw racist and homophobic slurs around and the school doesn't put out a statement? Fuck BYU
People really need to stop apologizing to BYU and their softer than shit fan babies.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Why is it that every other school is expected to apologize to BYU and their fans but BYU fans can throw racist and homophobic slurs around and the school doesn't put out a statement? Fuck BYU
Brock Purdy? More like Brock better stop throwing interceptionsy
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Brock Purdy? More like Brock better stop throwing interceptionsy
"Get off my case, weed stoner."
Yeah whatever nerd
Yeah whatever nerd
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Get off my case, weed stoner."
Yeah whatever nerd
Yeah whatever nerd
I dont find myself on St. George often. Did they really not have a liquor store before? That feels like the only way to enjoy southern Utah.
The 1,700 square-foot wine and spirits store is St. George’s first package agency, a state-licensed store where shoppers can buy liquor, wine and higher alcohol-content beer.
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2025/11/21/st-george-new-liquor-store-has
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2025/11/21/st-george-new-liquor-store-has
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I dont find myself on St. George often. Did they really not have a liquor store before? That feels like the only way to enjoy southern Utah.
Don't worry this is only like the 150th time the Lakers benefited from a call against the Jazz
The NBA L2M Report says two incorrect noncalls were made that benefited the Lakers:
- Kleber should have been called for a LBF that would have sent Nurkic to FT line down 1
- Smart should have been called for away from play foul that would have sent George to FT line down 2
- Kleber should have been called for a LBF that would have sent Nurkic to FT line down 1
- Smart should have been called for away from play foul that would have sent George to FT line down 2
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't worry this is only like the 150th time the Lakers benefited from a call against the Jazz
We dont have to deal with Draymonds antics tonight!
Draymond Green is out tonight with a right foot sprain. Happened when Donovan Clingan landed on it during a loose ball in Blazers game. Warriors without Green, Horford, Kuminga vs Jazz.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We dont have to deal with Draymonds antics tonight!
I love Ace Bailey
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I love Ace Bailey
JJ McCarthy is like Zach Wilson levels of bad. Maybe even worse
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
JJ McCarthy is like Zach Wilson levels of bad. Maybe even worse
Who am I pulling for in this game? Well
Cin...
Cin...
Nat...
Ti...
Of course
Cin...
Cin...
Nat...
Ti...
Of course
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Who am I pulling for in this game? Well
Cin...
Cin...
Nat...
Ti...
Of course
Cin...
Cin...
Nat...
Ti...
Of course
Listen I appreciate what Whittingham has done for Utah too but it might be time for him to go too. We lost that BYU game due to playcalling and we nearly lost tonight for the same reason. Go enjoy your retirement man.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Listen I appreciate what Whittingham has done for Utah too but it might be time for him to go too. We lost that BYU game due to playcalling and we nearly lost tonight for the same reason. Go enjoy your retirement man.
Time to fight my antenna to try and get the Mammoth game. They should be on KJZZ on non Jazz game days
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Time to fight my antenna to try and get the Mammoth game. They should be on KJZZ on non Jazz game days
Okay I'm glad we won but still fire Scalley
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Okay I'm glad we won but still fire Scalley
I have to watch fucking BYU go to the playoff too. This shit suuuucks
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I have to watch fucking BYU go to the playoff too. This shit suuuucks