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The Darkest of Keepers
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Dad/Son/Brother. Blessed and favored. Fußball is life! (But not all of it). Reply/repost guy.
It's always darkest just before Tomorrow
They hate us

So they try to erase us

"I,too, am America"

~Langston Hughes
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Just saw a fellow Gooner skeet 'B Team'. Please don't. Mikel has put together a squad that can roll with injury and the heavy fixture list. Everyone with a contract can step into the team sheet or the pitch and do the business.

The whole team is the First Team.
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
My Great-grandfather was one of the elders whose tilled soil Dr King's work took root in.

Martin's words are echoes of centuries of oppressed people yearning to be breathe free, but suffocated by custom and evil. I feel and see them in the multicolored response in MN and find quiet copium.
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
So I'm watching this Manchester derby, and find myself wishing for a zero point draw at the end of this 45. #COYG
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
If your pro/rel take were true, the Blackpool and Leyton Orient would be challenging for the UCL, while Kaiserslautern and Schalke fight for the top of the Bundesliga.
I mean there are alot of mascots for UEFA teams, one teams mascot is a washing machine.

Also can we all admit that Pro/Rel is a system by which rich teams segregate poor fanbases creating a caste system that can only be escaped by supplicating themselves to the uber wealthy?
@davisjason.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Assumed Arsenal are good to get 2-3 today. Just make that the only one. #COYG
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Waiting for my dinner delivery, doomscrolling and listening to the #LOVB, and as a long-time women's soccer fan, I get confused hearing the names Carli Lloyd and Julie Fawcett called out as teammates. I thought they retired, not grew a foot and changed sports to play for Austin. 🤣🤣🤣
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Big Dec Energy! #COYG
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ALT: a penguin holding a fork and spoon in a bowl of rice
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January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Was always confident the Arsenal would keep all three points at home, but that was tighter than it needed to be. ARS 2:1 BHA. On we move!
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wishing everyone (yes, even them) the merriest of Christmases and the warmest greetings of the holiday season!
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So @cnn.com is just gonna lean into being FAUXNews Lite, huh? Noted.
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Getting that #BVE! #COYG #BIGVIKENERGY
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There's always a lot of noise around the Big 6 matches, but it's night like this that win the League. Grind out 3 at home and keep it moving. Keep it together, Gunners!
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Banana skins are yellow and black. Don't slip, lads. #COYG
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Alt: a banana peel with a face painted on it is standing on the ground .
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December 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by The Darkest of Keepers
If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and moral, then it’s not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power. - Dwight Eisenhower
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What is wrong with me? It's 7:30 AM in Ohio and tears are streaming as I hear Ozzy Osbourne pumping in a stadium in the English Midlands. #COYG #idontneednodoctor
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
There's no way this World Cup draw is as unentertaining live as it is across TV. Is there?
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Uli and Karl-Heinz looking dispeptic. Love to see it. Anyone check on @50plusdoner.bsky.social?
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mikel did say he wanted one from a set piece. #COYG
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Queen is pleased with you, LT19! COYG
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ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is smiling and holding her hand up .
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November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So I'm forced to look at the technical area of Turf Moor and wondering if I'm burning my Burnley jersey after I change the channel.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Okay. This USMNT is not supposed to be able to do this to Uruguay. I love to see it. Bracing for the bandwagon simping to follow if results hold.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Write him on the roster in Sharpie
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Alt: Gio Reyna wearing a red and blue jacket with a usa logo on it
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November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is long overdue. The rules are founded in a game to be played throughout a British schoolyear. Everytime The Cartel deigns to move closer to playing the World's Game the World's way, credibility and popularity jump. We will wonder what the shooting was about in a couple years.
BREAKING: MLS owners have voted and passed a schedule change. The league will run from the late summer months through May.

This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb

More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027
MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by The Darkest of Keepers
A story as old as America. White Folk will eat from a dog dish, if Black Folk have to eat off the porch.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM