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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 15h

Aidan and Max starting?!

Crew-SA
Crew-SA
#crew96
#usmnt

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 15h

As a Crew fan I welcome our new order.

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

I hear there are some holes in Columbus.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

They're mad hes not an ugly goblin creature like Kid Rock and that hes successful.
Latinos are supposed to be poor and dirty, in need of intervention to not drown or starve. We pick fruit and clean toilets, we aren't supposed to sell out shows.
Brown success creates temptation for white women.

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in the audience:
"She never was good about returning Tupperware."

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

"Muppets Pride and Prejudice" would do crazy numbers.

A word perfect "Muppets Importance of Being Earnest" with Lady Bracknell played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge would be the highest grossing film of that year.

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

1) every year we all get to vote on which classic story gets made into a muppet movie

2) every year you guys make that muppet movie

3) we will ALL go see every one of these

4) you will never not profit from this

5) why are we not doing things this way

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

AI could never write "The use of AIDS as the Angel of Death in Queer Theatre: Zoroastristic themes and the duality of life" at 2am, a 10 page paper so good it made my professor cry in class, the same quarter I got kicked out of college for failing a different class.

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 2d

i took caffeine pills and wrote 8 pages about the odyssey in 90 minutes before it was due. i had not read the odyssey. A-

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 2d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 2d

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 2d

Seems like a genuinely good person.
I want the team to find a way to keep him around in a position where he just goes around and is a good dude and never runs the risk of us being able to blame him for things.
Like a good dude ambassador that does good dude things.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 2d

I had a professor at OU that I loved going to visit during office hours because we would talk about Saul Williams poetry and how he used Shakespeare to teach about colonialism in his native Nigeria.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

In times of great strife the performing arts, especially dance, become a cudgel with which to hold back the forces of darkness.
When we are no longer safe to dance we are no longer safe to live.
Free your hips, free your people.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

Miami will never be a "normal" club. They will always be playing with fire or testing the limits of the rules.
One day it will all collapse like a flan.

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

71 also appears to not have any traffic or orange barrels.

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Nordecke @nordecke.com · 3d

A statement from Nordecke regarding the retirement of Darlington Nagbe:

Build the statue.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

*2005 flashing before my eyes

Why?

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 3d

Speaking of Hennessy.... 😂

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Juan Ersatzman @juanersatzman.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe the most transcendent thing about Darlington Nagbe is that he always seems free to choose. Most of us act from necessity; dribble 'til we're trapped or lose the ball, score as many goals as we can, go as far as our talent will stretch. We don't stop until we have to. Nagbe chooses.

Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

Good rain.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

They've got some TAM sitting around...
A bunch actually.
They've got a few guys Wil doesn't seem to like as well.
A good GM could make it happen.
#crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

The best player ive ever seen.
Period.
Nice dude too.

I bet if we passed a hat in the @nordecke.com we could have a statue of him financed by half time.
#crew96

Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

I think there was a mayor of Columbus that got kicked out of OSU and ran like a corrupt adult bookstore before running for office.
@knaas.bsky.social do you know who im talking about by chance?

ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 4d

him and a gazillion others, like 3/4ths of this country is descended from people like "guy who got kicked out of Belfast for gambling crimes and ended up mayor of Duluth" bsky.app/profile/nval...

🫥 @handle.invalid · 4d

Alexander Hamilton, right?

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 5d

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 5d

Sooooo...
Big Sam to Rangers, or is Sean Dyche going north of the wall?

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 5d

*cough
Arfsten 7.7 and would have been higher if Orlandos keeper hadn't had a miracle save with his spikes.