Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
Id like this if we want Crew to maintain a level close to the level set in the past.
But I dont want status quo.
I pay too much for quo.
Dare to be bigger.
Massive even.
@mattdoyle.bsky.social said dont piss off Crew fans, I say dont underwhelm us either.
www.thedisrespected.com/whos-next-to...
But I dont want status quo.
I pay too much for quo.
Dare to be bigger.
Massive even.
@mattdoyle.bsky.social said dont piss off Crew fans, I say dont underwhelm us either.
www.thedisrespected.com/whos-next-to...
Who's next to coach the Columbus Crew?
Your guess is as good as mine, Damet
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December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Id like this if we want Crew to maintain a level close to the level set in the past.
But I dont want status quo.
I pay too much for quo.
Dare to be bigger.
Massive even.
@mattdoyle.bsky.social said dont piss off Crew fans, I say dont underwhelm us either.
www.thedisrespected.com/whos-next-to...
But I dont want status quo.
I pay too much for quo.
Dare to be bigger.
Massive even.
@mattdoyle.bsky.social said dont piss off Crew fans, I say dont underwhelm us either.
www.thedisrespected.com/whos-next-to...
In North Carolina?
I bet that food was good.
Just pulled pork with Cheerwine bbq sauce and the finest potato salad you'll ever eat.
Or they spent way too much on some Applebee's.
I bet that food was good.
Just pulled pork with Cheerwine bbq sauce and the finest potato salad you'll ever eat.
Or they spent way too much on some Applebee's.
i would pay money to see footage of the denny hamlin cross-examination. so much of this is delicious food. i'm currently trying and failing to understand how 17% of my favorite racing team's annual budget went to a christmas party
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December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In North Carolina?
I bet that food was good.
Just pulled pork with Cheerwine bbq sauce and the finest potato salad you'll ever eat.
Or they spent way too much on some Applebee's.
I bet that food was good.
Just pulled pork with Cheerwine bbq sauce and the finest potato salad you'll ever eat.
Or they spent way too much on some Applebee's.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
@pablo.show is opening a new case of paper just for this one.
While your at it can you confirm that Herbstreet's dogs are props too.
While your at it can you confirm that Herbstreet's dogs are props too.
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
@pablo.show is opening a new case of paper just for this one.
While your at it can you confirm that Herbstreet's dogs are props too.
While your at it can you confirm that Herbstreet's dogs are props too.
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
hot yoga ladies are on his ass
Cold weather thoughts:
The existence of a rodent based "La Cosa Nostra" in Zootopia would indicate the existence of a Catholic Church with similar rituals as well as a counter fascism movement in the Zootopia World.
Also a patrol officer being Godmother to a Boss' granddaughter is an IA redflag...
The existence of a rodent based "La Cosa Nostra" in Zootopia would indicate the existence of a Catholic Church with similar rituals as well as a counter fascism movement in the Zootopia World.
Also a patrol officer being Godmother to a Boss' granddaughter is an IA redflag...
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a suit and tie
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a suit and tie
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December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Cold weather thoughts:
The existence of a rodent based "La Cosa Nostra" in Zootopia would indicate the existence of a Catholic Church with similar rituals as well as a counter fascism movement in the Zootopia World.
Also a patrol officer being Godmother to a Boss' granddaughter is an IA redflag...
The existence of a rodent based "La Cosa Nostra" in Zootopia would indicate the existence of a Catholic Church with similar rituals as well as a counter fascism movement in the Zootopia World.
Also a patrol officer being Godmother to a Boss' granddaughter is an IA redflag...
Issa on February 20th:
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Issa on February 20th:
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I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...
It looks quite cold in Michigan.
I bet Wolverine fans at the game are having a terrible afternoon.
Meanwhile here in Columbus:
I bet Wolverine fans at the game are having a terrible afternoon.
Meanwhile here in Columbus:
a brick fireplace with a fire burning inside
ALT: a brick fireplace with a fire burning inside
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November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It looks quite cold in Michigan.
I bet Wolverine fans at the game are having a terrible afternoon.
Meanwhile here in Columbus:
I bet Wolverine fans at the game are having a terrible afternoon.
Meanwhile here in Columbus:
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I hope #crew96 runs another contest where Scott's and the grounds keepers come mow a STMs lawn. I just need them to bring over a brush hog to deal with some nightshade and wild raspberry that took over my fence line.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I hope #crew96 runs another contest where Scott's and the grounds keepers come mow a STMs lawn. I just need them to bring over a brush hog to deal with some nightshade and wild raspberry that took over my fence line.
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I know it’s just capitalism but it’s at least good IMO that the Crew Stadium is sponsored by a company funding this type of work.
#Crew96
#Crew96
Advocacy & Equity - Hawthorne Gardening Co.
The Hawthorne Social Justice Fund, funded within The Scotts Miracle-Gro Foundation, grantees are focused on addressing the problems caused by the disproportionate number of cannabis-related arrests…
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November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I know it’s just capitalism but it’s at least good IMO that the Crew Stadium is sponsored by a company funding this type of work.
#Crew96
#Crew96
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As a man, that is as genuine, dyed in the wool, sincerely deeply held personal values dick punch as you'll ever see. He truly just wanted to whack that man in the balls as comprehensively as possible. This came from the heart.
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
As a man, that is as genuine, dyed in the wool, sincerely deeply held personal values dick punch as you'll ever see. He truly just wanted to whack that man in the balls as comprehensively as possible. This came from the heart.
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This is an underrated point. #Crew96 have only fired one of their last three coaches—and that guy still captured some silverware.
The other two? One was hired to lead the USMNT and the other’s been tapped to take over the most decorated team in Scotland and a perennial Champions League qualifier
The other two? One was hired to lead the USMNT and the other’s been tapped to take over the most decorated team in Scotland and a perennial Champions League qualifier
The Crew should be a hot destination for coaching right now. I expect the front office not to settle for less. Changes in philosophy may shoo some players out the door but that will come with the turnover as a whole.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This is an underrated point. #Crew96 have only fired one of their last three coaches—and that guy still captured some silverware.
The other two? One was hired to lead the USMNT and the other’s been tapped to take over the most decorated team in Scotland and a perennial Champions League qualifier
The other two? One was hired to lead the USMNT and the other’s been tapped to take over the most decorated team in Scotland and a perennial Champions League qualifier
At risk of being unreasonable but the fan expectations for Nancy's replacement shouldn't be a failed MLS/USL coach.
10 months ago #Crew96 was Number 1 in CONCACAF and was beating Liga MX Gigantes.
Haslam said MLS needs to put out better "product" so we hold him to that level.
Number 1 is the floor.
10 months ago #Crew96 was Number 1 in CONCACAF and was beating Liga MX Gigantes.
Haslam said MLS needs to put out better "product" so we hold him to that level.
Number 1 is the floor.
Sources: Celtic finalizing deal to name Wilfried Nancy their next manager.
Columbus Crew will get compensation. Now, Crew need to find new head coach.
W/ @paultenorio.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Columbus Crew will get compensation. Now, Crew need to find new head coach.
W/ @paultenorio.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Crew head coach Nancy in advanced talks over Celtic appointment
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November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
At risk of being unreasonable but the fan expectations for Nancy's replacement shouldn't be a failed MLS/USL coach.
10 months ago #Crew96 was Number 1 in CONCACAF and was beating Liga MX Gigantes.
Haslam said MLS needs to put out better "product" so we hold him to that level.
Number 1 is the floor.
10 months ago #Crew96 was Number 1 in CONCACAF and was beating Liga MX Gigantes.
Haslam said MLS needs to put out better "product" so we hold him to that level.
Number 1 is the floor.
I hate to use a word that is triggering to #Crew96 fans but hiring Curtin also lacks ambition.
Jimmy said just weeks ago in London that MLS needs to raise its quality, then do so. I want a Champions League level coach or at least one with some passion.
Our roster is pretty set.
Go win games.
Jimmy said just weeks ago in London that MLS needs to raise its quality, then do so. I want a Champions League level coach or at least one with some passion.
Our roster is pretty set.
Go win games.
Not gonna lie, Jim Curtin doesn't seem like the answer for a #Crew96 team that already has managed to underperform in the playoffs the past two years. Underperforming in the playoffs is a Jim Curtin signature move.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I hate to use a word that is triggering to #Crew96 fans but hiring Curtin also lacks ambition.
Jimmy said just weeks ago in London that MLS needs to raise its quality, then do so. I want a Champions League level coach or at least one with some passion.
Our roster is pretty set.
Go win games.
Jimmy said just weeks ago in London that MLS needs to raise its quality, then do so. I want a Champions League level coach or at least one with some passion.
Our roster is pretty set.
Go win games.
Must of had onions based on the amount of people I saw crying.
FC Cincinnati on the receiving end of a four-way tonight. #mls
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Must of had onions based on the amount of people I saw crying.
What the shit!?!!
Pretty impressive timing from MLS for both of these stories to drop in the same week
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What the shit!?!!
I often wonder if my dog has a name for me.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I often wonder if my dog has a name for me.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
The older I get and the longer ive been out of the industry the more I wish Id gone through with designing the sets and lighting for a touring production of Starlight Express.
a group of people are dancing on a stage in a dark room .
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage in a dark room .
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November 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The older I get and the longer ive been out of the industry the more I wish Id gone through with designing the sets and lighting for a touring production of Starlight Express.
Pigs
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Pigs
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Will never stop being funny that the USMNT brought in an expensive foreign coach with a Champions League pedigree to tell us that tactics are for dorks and we just need more MLS guys and hustle
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Will never stop being funny that the USMNT brought in an expensive foreign coach with a Champions League pedigree to tell us that tactics are for dorks and we just need more MLS guys and hustle
