Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
That man has been rendered combat ineffective, whether chemically or due to injury.
That he has been abandoned by his battle buddy is an indication that either moral or discipline has broken down.
That he hasn't been stood down is dangerous to him just as much as it is to the general public.
That he has been abandoned by his battle buddy is an indication that either moral or discipline has broken down.
That he hasn't been stood down is dangerous to him just as much as it is to the general public.
Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
That man has been rendered combat ineffective, whether chemically or due to injury.
That he has been abandoned by his battle buddy is an indication that either moral or discipline has broken down.
That he hasn't been stood down is dangerous to him just as much as it is to the general public.
That he has been abandoned by his battle buddy is an indication that either moral or discipline has broken down.
That he hasn't been stood down is dangerous to him just as much as it is to the general public.
The big puppets in A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms are really great.
I know its odd to really focus on but they are very good.
I know its odd to really focus on but they are very good.
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The big puppets in A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms are really great.
I know its odd to really focus on but they are very good.
I know its odd to really focus on but they are very good.
9am:
8 inches of snow.
8 inches of snow.
January 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
9am:
8 inches of snow.
8 inches of snow.
So it begins.
Thats 3 trash cans worth of pin oak wood.
Probably cut my weight in oak rounds today to maintain readiness.
Plan, Stratigize, Execute
Thats 3 trash cans worth of pin oak wood.
Probably cut my weight in oak rounds today to maintain readiness.
Plan, Stratigize, Execute
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
So it begins.
Thats 3 trash cans worth of pin oak wood.
Probably cut my weight in oak rounds today to maintain readiness.
Plan, Stratigize, Execute
Thats 3 trash cans worth of pin oak wood.
Probably cut my weight in oak rounds today to maintain readiness.
Plan, Stratigize, Execute
New post, featuring the first one-on-one interview with new Crew coach Henrik Rydström by a Columbus journalist, will be up at thedisrespected.com and hit inboxes of paid subscribers early Thurs. a.m. Had a lot of fun today. Peace out.
www.thedisrespected.com/p/b424ba7f-8...
www.thedisrespected.com/p/b424ba7f-8...
Henrik Rydström offers a fist bump to Columbus Crew fans and a step on the throat to opponents
Click on Greatest Podcast Ever
www.thedisrespected.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Henrik probably arriving to #crew96 training today: "Why is half the team 16 year old keepers?"
@michaelarace1.bsky.social
@michaelarace1.bsky.social
I Aint Trying To Raise No Rascals Parenthood GIF
ALT: I Aint Trying To Raise No Rascals Parenthood GIF
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Henrik probably arriving to #crew96 training today: "Why is half the team 16 year old keepers?"
@michaelarace1.bsky.social
@michaelarace1.bsky.social
Beatrice likes Star Trek.
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Beatrice likes Star Trek.
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The year is 2455. Climate change has made the planet unrecognizable. Nation states have collapsed. However, in what used to be called England, there exists a curious artifact called an independent commission that is considering 115 charges against something locals call “Manchester City”
We seem to have normalised the Premier League's inability to conclude the Manchester City case. The years this thing has taken is pathetic. The longer it has taken the more people have forgotten the magnitude of the alleged offences. Time passing has had a kind of watering down affect on allegations
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The year is 2455. Climate change has made the planet unrecognizable. Nation states have collapsed. However, in what used to be called England, there exists a curious artifact called an independent commission that is considering 115 charges against something locals call “Manchester City”
I'd completely forgotten about the bubble helmet that some of them wear now.
#BearDown
#BearDown
a man in a brown jacket is standing next to a man in a black helmet holding a green lightsaber
ALT: a man in a brown jacket is standing next to a man in a black helmet holding a green lightsaber
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I'd completely forgotten about the bubble helmet that some of them wear now.
#BearDown
#BearDown
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America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.
President Trump will issue a plan next week for letting Americans tap their 401(k)s for a down payment on a home, a senior White House official said Friday.
Trump Plan Would Let Americans Use 401(k)s for Down Payments on Homes, Official Says
President Trump will issue a plan next week for letting Americans tap their 401(k)s for a down payment on a home, a senior White House official said Friday.
on.wsj.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.
I may have just experienced the wildest 2nd hand conversation of my life whilst standing in line for milkshakes at UDF.
Top 5 must unhinged paragraphs ive ever heard come out of a person.
Do people not care that people are standing around them?
There was murder and a hotdog paid for in nickles.
Top 5 must unhinged paragraphs ive ever heard come out of a person.
Do people not care that people are standing around them?
There was murder and a hotdog paid for in nickles.
a close up of a cat with its mouth open and blue eyes .
ALT: a close up of a cat with its mouth open and blue eyes .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I may have just experienced the wildest 2nd hand conversation of my life whilst standing in line for milkshakes at UDF.
Top 5 must unhinged paragraphs ive ever heard come out of a person.
Do people not care that people are standing around them?
There was murder and a hotdog paid for in nickles.
Top 5 must unhinged paragraphs ive ever heard come out of a person.
Do people not care that people are standing around them?
There was murder and a hotdog paid for in nickles.
I mean there are alot of mascots for UEFA teams, one teams mascot is a washing machine.
Also can we all admit that Pro/Rel is a system by which rich teams segregate poor fanbases creating a caste system that can only be escaped by supplicating themselves to the uber wealthy?
@davisjason.bsky.social
Also can we all admit that Pro/Rel is a system by which rich teams segregate poor fanbases creating a caste system that can only be escaped by supplicating themselves to the uber wealthy?
@davisjason.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I mean there are alot of mascots for UEFA teams, one teams mascot is a washing machine.
Also can we all admit that Pro/Rel is a system by which rich teams segregate poor fanbases creating a caste system that can only be escaped by supplicating themselves to the uber wealthy?
@davisjason.bsky.social
Also can we all admit that Pro/Rel is a system by which rich teams segregate poor fanbases creating a caste system that can only be escaped by supplicating themselves to the uber wealthy?
@davisjason.bsky.social
Interesting side info:
Most car and property insurance companies dont cover damage done if it involved LEO at all.
So if that car hit a building or car everything becomes out of pocket cost.
Look out for each other.
@wesburdine.bsky.social
Most car and property insurance companies dont cover damage done if it involved LEO at all.
So if that car hit a building or car everything becomes out of pocket cost.
Look out for each other.
@wesburdine.bsky.social
Frey: "An individual from a car that was in the middle of a street was detained. ICE left the car in the middle of the street. The car wasn't even in park, so you got it just rolling down the street w/nobody in it. It could've hit anybody, including my own family. This is not about safety"
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Interesting side info:
Most car and property insurance companies dont cover damage done if it involved LEO at all.
So if that car hit a building or car everything becomes out of pocket cost.
Look out for each other.
@wesburdine.bsky.social
Most car and property insurance companies dont cover damage done if it involved LEO at all.
So if that car hit a building or car everything becomes out of pocket cost.
Look out for each other.
@wesburdine.bsky.social
I think I need a new #Bears jersey.
I think its bad luck to wear a shirt of a guy who's personal opinions are almost as bad as his hair transplant.
I think its bad luck to wear a shirt of a guy who's personal opinions are almost as bad as his hair transplant.
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I think I need a new #Bears jersey.
I think its bad luck to wear a shirt of a guy who's personal opinions are almost as bad as his hair transplant.
I think its bad luck to wear a shirt of a guy who's personal opinions are almost as bad as his hair transplant.
What kind of rock band are we talking about here?
A 3 piece with good harmonies or a 10 piece with background instruments?
Are we thinking Rancid or Talking Heads?
A 3 piece with good harmonies or a 10 piece with background instruments?
Are we thinking Rancid or Talking Heads?
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
What kind of rock band are we talking about here?
A 3 piece with good harmonies or a 10 piece with background instruments?
Are we thinking Rancid or Talking Heads?
A 3 piece with good harmonies or a 10 piece with background instruments?
Are we thinking Rancid or Talking Heads?
Almost like it was... intentional.
#Suspicious
#Suspicious
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Almost like it was... intentional.
#Suspicious
#Suspicious
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Always wear your 💩
Always talk your 💩
Always talk your 💩
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Always wear your 💩
Always talk your 💩
Always talk your 💩
Closer to 1000 years ago but who's counting.
January 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Closer to 1000 years ago but who's counting.
Its exciting to drive by the training center bubble and see from the highway a bunch of cars in the lots.
Hopefully that means @michaelarace1.bsky.social, @massive-report.com, and @brimackay15.bsky.social will soon be able to rev up their reporting, because these off-seasons are boring.
#crew96
Hopefully that means @michaelarace1.bsky.social, @massive-report.com, and @brimackay15.bsky.social will soon be able to rev up their reporting, because these off-seasons are boring.
#crew96
a black and white cat with the words happy new year i guess on it
ALT: a black and white cat with the words happy new year i guess on it
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Its exciting to drive by the training center bubble and see from the highway a bunch of cars in the lots.
Hopefully that means @michaelarace1.bsky.social, @massive-report.com, and @brimackay15.bsky.social will soon be able to rev up their reporting, because these off-seasons are boring.
#crew96
Hopefully that means @michaelarace1.bsky.social, @massive-report.com, and @brimackay15.bsky.social will soon be able to rev up their reporting, because these off-seasons are boring.
#crew96
Going to my vendor where most of the guys have lightning bolt tattoos and the women have "Property of" ink is always fun especially today-- he said sarcastically.
a man wearing a headband with red horns on it
ALT: a man wearing a headband with red horns on it
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Going to my vendor where most of the guys have lightning bolt tattoos and the women have "Property of" ink is always fun especially today-- he said sarcastically.
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Well they did win a title. For Portland. In 2015. *mutes thread*
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Well they did win a title. For Portland. In 2015. *mutes thread*
Minnesota nice.
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Minnesota nice.