Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
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Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer. Successful pain in the ass. I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
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ratcalledaj.bsky.social
I had a professor at OU that I loved going to visit during office hours because we would talk about Saul Williams poetry and how he used Shakespeare to teach about colonialism in his native Nigeria.
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
In times of great strife the performing arts, especially dance, become a cudgel with which to hold back the forces of darkness.
When we are no longer safe to dance we are no longer safe to live.
Free your hips, free your people.
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Miami will never be a "normal" club. They will always be playing with fire or testing the limits of the rules.
One day it will all collapse like a flan.
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nordecke.com
A statement from Nordecke regarding the retirement of Darlington Nagbe:

Build the statue.
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
*2005 flashing before my eyes

Why?
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juanersatzman.bsky.social
Maybe the most transcendent thing about Darlington Nagbe is that he always seems free to choose. Most of us act from necessity; dribble 'til we're trapped or lose the ball, score as many goals as we can, go as far as our talent will stretch. We don't stop until we have to. Nagbe chooses.
tombogert.bsky.social
BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
They've got some TAM sitting around...
A bunch actually.
They've got a few guys Wil doesn't seem to like as well.
A good GM could make it happen.
#crew96
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
The best player ive ever seen.
Period.
Nice dude too.

I bet if we passed a hat in the @nordecke.com we could have a statue of him financed by half time.
#crew96
tombogert.bsky.social
BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
I think there was a mayor of Columbus that got kicked out of OSU and ran like a corrupt adult bookstore before running for office.
@knaas.bsky.social do you know who im talking about by chance?
ryanlcooper.com
him and a gazillion others, like 3/4ths of this country is descended from people like "guy who got kicked out of Belfast for gambling crimes and ended up mayor of Duluth" bsky.app/profile/nval...
nvalvo.name
Alexander Hamilton, right?
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Sooooo...
Big Sam to Rangers, or is Sean Dyche going north of the wall?
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
*cough
Arfsten 7.7 and would have been higher if Orlandos keeper hadn't had a miracle save with his spikes.
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
If I was Jacen's agent I would demand a trade, not a promise that "we'll see what changes next year". Im talking 100% pack up the apartment and tell Issa to start making calls.
We all know they got calls about him both windows so call em back now.
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@joeclowery.bsky.social
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
#crew96 needs to put a better product on the field if we are going to be serious about getting people to watch the product.
tokenliberal.bsky.social
#Crew96 with one win out of the last nine.

Not good enough.
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
That was a miracle save on Max's shot.
I can no longer discount the possibility of devine punishment.
#crew96
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Im still waiting on a story on #crew96 players tats.
That would be good content.

@brimackay15.bsky.social
@massive-report.com
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Let's not pretend we didn't expect that to happen.
#crew96
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Gausman should have been pulled when he almost walked Judge.
How many dirt ball splitters can a guy throw in the Playoffs before its a problem?
ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Does me being fascinated that a club with a 8k seat stadium like St Mirren has a "notoriously ill behaved mascot" called Paisley Panda count as SPL discourse?