sheryl
@darktapestry.bsky.social
aka Suriel. maker, widow, spoonie, dog mom, former goth rockstar, backyard birder, local cryptid. ace/pan, she/her. Fuck genAI.
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· Jun 7
Team Waiting So Long to Empty the Dishwasher That the Pile of Dirty Dishes is Enough to Refill It
Went to find out why Wolfgang was crying in front of the disaster area that houses my painting rig
(there's currently no bad art on it so it wasn't that)
Moved aside a box & a canvas; he darted in & trotted triumphantly out with a filthy paper towel that had fallen just out of reach 😅
(there's currently no bad art on it so it wasn't that)
Moved aside a box & a canvas; he darted in & trotted triumphantly out with a filthy paper towel that had fallen just out of reach 😅
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Went to find out why Wolfgang was crying in front of the disaster area that houses my painting rig
(there's currently no bad art on it so it wasn't that)
Moved aside a box & a canvas; he darted in & trotted triumphantly out with a filthy paper towel that had fallen just out of reach 😅
(there's currently no bad art on it so it wasn't that)
Moved aside a box & a canvas; he darted in & trotted triumphantly out with a filthy paper towel that had fallen just out of reach 😅
Trying to keep my spirits up, but the soul crushing TEDIUM of losing multiple days to stupid symptoms when you'd rather be doing interesting shit is rough
Pls send cute shit
Pls send cute shit
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Trying to keep my spirits up, but the soul crushing TEDIUM of losing multiple days to stupid symptoms when you'd rather be doing interesting shit is rough
Pls send cute shit
Pls send cute shit
It's not a crow army, but there's a curve-billed thrasher that hangs out in my yard, that wheet-wheets at me when I come outside, and although I suck at whistling, I wheet-wheet back. We had quite a colloquy tonight, it was the loveliest thing ❤️ that shit always heals a bit of my soul 🥰
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It's not a crow army, but there's a curve-billed thrasher that hangs out in my yard, that wheet-wheets at me when I come outside, and although I suck at whistling, I wheet-wheet back. We had quite a colloquy tonight, it was the loveliest thing ❤️ that shit always heals a bit of my soul 🥰
Post a tree you photographed
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Post a tree you photographed
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"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
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Wow that was a wild ride
ACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Wow that was a wild ride
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The alien ambassador sidled through the museum in awe.
"You Humans have so much art! Do you have machines to make all paintings, poems, stories and songs?"
"We experimented with that, briefly," the guide said. "But humans are both cheaper and more creative. And, well, we will make art regardless."
"You Humans have so much art! Do you have machines to make all paintings, poems, stories and songs?"
"We experimented with that, briefly," the guide said. "But humans are both cheaper and more creative. And, well, we will make art regardless."
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The alien ambassador sidled through the museum in awe.
"You Humans have so much art! Do you have machines to make all paintings, poems, stories and songs?"
"We experimented with that, briefly," the guide said. "But humans are both cheaper and more creative. And, well, we will make art regardless."
"You Humans have so much art! Do you have machines to make all paintings, poems, stories and songs?"
"We experimented with that, briefly," the guide said. "But humans are both cheaper and more creative. And, well, we will make art regardless."
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Pre-order LIVE on Apple books (with bonus censorship in the description! What a time to be alive!)
books.apple.com/us/book/amus...
books.apple.com/us/book/amus...
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Pre-order LIVE on Apple books (with bonus censorship in the description! What a time to be alive!)
books.apple.com/us/book/amus...
books.apple.com/us/book/amus...
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Early Access Launches March 3 on Steam and Epic Games Store! Come ride with us!
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Early Access Launches March 3 on Steam and Epic Games Store! Come ride with us!
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Quiet, lucid, devastating.
February 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Quiet, lucid, devastating.
I have finished PONIES and if we don't get a second season I will RIOT, I require more Bea and Twila STAT
February 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I have finished PONIES and if we don't get a second season I will RIOT, I require more Bea and Twila STAT
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"I was told you're a monster," the hero said.
"So they say," said the monster.
"But you're beautiful!"
"Thank you."
"Have you always been a monster?"
"Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden."
"And became a monster?"
"Got named a monster."
"What did you do?"
"I hit back."
"So they say," said the monster.
"But you're beautiful!"
"Thank you."
"Have you always been a monster?"
"Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden."
"And became a monster?"
"Got named a monster."
"What did you do?"
"I hit back."
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"I was told you're a monster," the hero said.
"So they say," said the monster.
"But you're beautiful!"
"Thank you."
"Have you always been a monster?"
"Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden."
"And became a monster?"
"Got named a monster."
"What did you do?"
"I hit back."
"So they say," said the monster.
"But you're beautiful!"
"Thank you."
"Have you always been a monster?"
"Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden."
"And became a monster?"
"Got named a monster."
"What did you do?"
"I hit back."
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Five classes I took in college:
Rodin sculpture study
Native American myths and legends
Product photography
Music appreciation (taught by Bobby McFerrin's mom)
Meteorolgy
Rodin sculpture study
Native American myths and legends
Product photography
Music appreciation (taught by Bobby McFerrin's mom)
Meteorolgy
Five classes I took in college:
Primate Behavior and Ecology
Analysis of Interpersonal Relationships
Philosophy and literature
Ethics
Fiction workshop
Primate Behavior and Ecology
Analysis of Interpersonal Relationships
Philosophy and literature
Ethics
Fiction workshop
Five classes I took in college:
Ancient Philosophy
Literary Approach to Pop Culture
Design for Social Change
Advanced Weight Training
Comics (I forget the name but it was….making comics)
Ancient Philosophy
Literary Approach to Pop Culture
Design for Social Change
Advanced Weight Training
Comics (I forget the name but it was….making comics)
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Five classes I took in college:
Rodin sculpture study
Native American myths and legends
Product photography
Music appreciation (taught by Bobby McFerrin's mom)
Meteorolgy
Rodin sculpture study
Native American myths and legends
Product photography
Music appreciation (taught by Bobby McFerrin's mom)
Meteorolgy
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Visiting family and reflecting on judgemental attitudes I've inherited:
I think being judgmental is like keeping a loaded handgun on your dresser. You think it's to keep the bad guys away, that it'll keep you safe, but statistically you're far more likely to hurt yourself with it.
I think being judgmental is like keeping a loaded handgun on your dresser. You think it's to keep the bad guys away, that it'll keep you safe, but statistically you're far more likely to hurt yourself with it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Visiting family and reflecting on judgemental attitudes I've inherited:
I think being judgmental is like keeping a loaded handgun on your dresser. You think it's to keep the bad guys away, that it'll keep you safe, but statistically you're far more likely to hurt yourself with it.
I think being judgmental is like keeping a loaded handgun on your dresser. You think it's to keep the bad guys away, that it'll keep you safe, but statistically you're far more likely to hurt yourself with it.
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Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
I'm watching PONIES and it's like this show was made for me, I love it so much
✅ Cold war
✅ Spy thriller
✅ Awesome women
✅ Awesome women spies
✅ Dark comedy moments
✅ Most of the music
trying to finish so I can mine Tumblr for more PONIES dopamine while also spinning it out as long as I can 😂
✅ Cold war
✅ Spy thriller
✅ Awesome women
✅ Awesome women spies
✅ Dark comedy moments
✅ Most of the music
trying to finish so I can mine Tumblr for more PONIES dopamine while also spinning it out as long as I can 😂
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I'm watching PONIES and it's like this show was made for me, I love it so much
✅ Cold war
✅ Spy thriller
✅ Awesome women
✅ Awesome women spies
✅ Dark comedy moments
✅ Most of the music
trying to finish so I can mine Tumblr for more PONIES dopamine while also spinning it out as long as I can 😂
✅ Cold war
✅ Spy thriller
✅ Awesome women
✅ Awesome women spies
✅ Dark comedy moments
✅ Most of the music
trying to finish so I can mine Tumblr for more PONIES dopamine while also spinning it out as long as I can 😂
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate it
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate it
boy I super duper love when "if I stop I won't finish" meets "very physical task" and I'm at negative spoons for days 🙃
on the plus side now I won't get another weed fine from the ambiance vigilantes & I didn't use chemicals 👍🏻
on the plus side now I won't get another weed fine from the ambiance vigilantes & I didn't use chemicals 👍🏻
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
boy I super duper love when "if I stop I won't finish" meets "very physical task" and I'm at negative spoons for days 🙃
on the plus side now I won't get another weed fine from the ambiance vigilantes & I didn't use chemicals 👍🏻
on the plus side now I won't get another weed fine from the ambiance vigilantes & I didn't use chemicals 👍🏻
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Never forget and never forgive the people who did this, from the idiots who mocked us when we told them this would happen, to the monsters who are carrying it out. Make them carry that shame for the rest of their miserable lives. Make them pariahs. May they never enjoy a moment of peace.
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Never forget and never forgive the people who did this, from the idiots who mocked us when we told them this would happen, to the monsters who are carrying it out. Make them carry that shame for the rest of their miserable lives. Make them pariahs. May they never enjoy a moment of peace.
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This gratitude and admiration is important today. Ordinary people are putting their lives on the line now to create a record, in bitter cold, against vicious, racist autocrats. Who happen to be the American government.
"Be grateful to the people of Minneapolis.…Every single person who steps out their front door in Minneapolis to observe, document, & protest the actions of our government is taking their lives in their hands. These men and women are the kind of patriots you would have seen at Lexington & Concord." 👇
NEW: "The government didn’t just use masked, armed, unidentified agents of the state to execute a citizen on the street, in broad daylight and in front of dozens of witnesses—it lied about the victim and what happened in the most brazen manner possible."
www.thebulwark.com/p/emergency-...
www.thebulwark.com/p/emergency-...
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This gratitude and admiration is important today. Ordinary people are putting their lives on the line now to create a record, in bitter cold, against vicious, racist autocrats. Who happen to be the American government.
Y'all.
Tsoei had an eye thing yesterday & the vet decided she should have eye drops for 2 weeks. She's had an eye thing before so she's had eye drops before, and this happened then, too.
Y'all, this sweetest, goodest dog lifts her chin and opens her eye wide so I can put in the drops 😭😭😭
Tsoei had an eye thing yesterday & the vet decided she should have eye drops for 2 weeks. She's had an eye thing before so she's had eye drops before, and this happened then, too.
Y'all, this sweetest, goodest dog lifts her chin and opens her eye wide so I can put in the drops 😭😭😭
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Y'all.
Tsoei had an eye thing yesterday & the vet decided she should have eye drops for 2 weeks. She's had an eye thing before so she's had eye drops before, and this happened then, too.
Y'all, this sweetest, goodest dog lifts her chin and opens her eye wide so I can put in the drops 😭😭😭
Tsoei had an eye thing yesterday & the vet decided she should have eye drops for 2 weeks. She's had an eye thing before so she's had eye drops before, and this happened then, too.
Y'all, this sweetest, goodest dog lifts her chin and opens her eye wide so I can put in the drops 😭😭😭
I GOT A HONSE I GOT A HONSE I GOT A HONSE 🐎
oh shit I need all the socks as well as a honse worry stone
maybe some pins & stickers too 👀
maybe some pins & stickers too 👀
preview prices for ceramics are up! will reopen this saturday at 2pm CT
(if you're gunning for a honse rock, they have historically sold out very fast, so get ready to click)
acorviart.bigcartel.com
(if you're gunning for a honse rock, they have historically sold out very fast, so get ready to click)
acorviart.bigcartel.com
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I GOT A HONSE I GOT A HONSE I GOT A HONSE 🐎
wearing a gallon of perfume on fucking moving day I ASK YOU 😑
ANOTHER UHAUL THIS WEEKEND!!
I am liking my chances for a future stench-free life 🤞🏻🤞🏻
I am liking my chances for a future stench-free life 🤞🏻🤞🏻
There's been a Uhaul in & out of my neighbor's driveway all morning & I need you all to cross your fingers that the stinky weed/Turkish cigarettes/outdoor scented candles/enough perfume to smell it in my yard/stanky-ass dryer sheet neighbors are moving the fuck out
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
wearing a gallon of perfume on fucking moving day I ASK YOU 😑
ANOTHER UHAUL THIS WEEKEND!!
I am liking my chances for a future stench-free life 🤞🏻🤞🏻
I am liking my chances for a future stench-free life 🤞🏻🤞🏻
There's been a Uhaul in & out of my neighbor's driveway all morning & I need you all to cross your fingers that the stinky weed/Turkish cigarettes/outdoor scented candles/enough perfume to smell it in my yard/stanky-ass dryer sheet neighbors are moving the fuck out
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
ANOTHER UHAUL THIS WEEKEND!!
I am liking my chances for a future stench-free life 🤞🏻🤞🏻
I am liking my chances for a future stench-free life 🤞🏻🤞🏻