Dominic Armato
@darmato.bsky.social
Voice of Guybrush Threepwood. Homeless dining critic. Old-school community food guy. Influencer culture can get bent. Defender of pears. Cubs devotee. On the path of devolution back to Web 1.0.
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Dominic Armato
@darmato.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Big news (for me)! Signal boost appreciated!
TL;DR: I’ve posted a new interactive voiceover demo at dominicarmato.com, and I’m lookin’ for work.
For the long version, read on!… (1/7)
TL;DR: I’ve posted a new interactive voiceover demo at dominicarmato.com, and I’m lookin’ for work.
For the long version, read on!… (1/7)
Hold it to comedic effect, probably.
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Hold it to comedic effect, probably.
1) “Oh, good, my turn.”
2) “Okay.”
3) “Okay?”
4) “Uhhhhhhhh…”
5) “Hey, is there another one in the back of the plane?”
2) “Okay.”
3) “Okay?”
4) “Uhhhhhhhh…”
5) “Hey, is there another one in the back of the plane?”
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
1) “Oh, good, my turn.”
2) “Okay.”
3) “Okay?”
4) “Uhhhhhhhh…”
5) “Hey, is there another one in the back of the plane?”
2) “Okay.”
3) “Okay?”
4) “Uhhhhhhhh…”
5) “Hey, is there another one in the back of the plane?”
Few things are more ominous than hearing the airplane lavatory you’re waiting for flush five times.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Few things are more ominous than hearing the airplane lavatory you’re waiting for flush five times.
I was joking, but that’s a little close to being on the nose.
February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I was joking, but that’s a little close to being on the nose.
But how much is the tomahawk steak?
A new restaurant springing up on Scottsdale Road promises house-made pasta, crispy artichokes and frozen cocktails.
Texas-based Italian restaurant expands to Scottsdale this spring
A new restaurant springing up on Scottsdale Road promises house-made pasta, crispy artichokes and frozen cocktails.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
But how much is the tomahawk steak?
I’m sure there are songs I’ll recognize. I’m just not aware of the connection. Yet. For all I know, I may already love/hate Steely Dan and have no idea!
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I’m sure there are songs I’ll recognize. I’m just not aware of the connection. Yet. For all I know, I may already love/hate Steely Dan and have no idea!
I love that I have absolutely no idea whether or not this is sarcastic. Please don’t tell me.
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I love that I have absolutely no idea whether or not this is sarcastic. Please don’t tell me.
I have no idea what Steely Dan sounds like, and I could not name a single Steely Dan song, but I am a little fascinated by the idea that I am charging headlong into a demographic that is notorious for suddenly discovering Steely Dan.
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I have no idea what Steely Dan sounds like, and I could not name a single Steely Dan song, but I am a little fascinated by the idea that I am charging headlong into a demographic that is notorious for suddenly discovering Steely Dan.
Yes, I turn 50 this year, why do you ask?
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Yes, I turn 50 this year, why do you ask?
My calendar is marked. Fingers crossed! :-)
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
My calendar is marked. Fingers crossed! :-)
At first, I thought they were swapping out every 20 minutes because I talk so damn fast. Then I learned they do that for everybody :-D
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
At first, I thought they were swapping out every 20 minutes because I talk so damn fast. Then I learned they do that for everybody :-D
I did a keynote thing!
Back in November, the folks at @adventurex.bsky.social kindly invited me to speak to a rowdy and welcoming crowd of game devs, which I did, and now there's video proof! The topic:
IMPOSTOR SYNDROME
Thanks again. It was a blast. Can't wait to see y'all again in November :-)
Back in November, the folks at @adventurex.bsky.social kindly invited me to speak to a rowdy and welcoming crowd of game devs, which I did, and now there's video proof! The topic:
IMPOSTOR SYNDROME
Thanks again. It was a blast. Can't wait to see y'all again in November :-)
AdventureX 2025 – Keynote: Dominic Armato "Defeating Impostor Syndrome: The Threepwood Method"
YouTube video by AdventureX
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I did a keynote thing!
Back in November, the folks at @adventurex.bsky.social kindly invited me to speak to a rowdy and welcoming crowd of game devs, which I did, and now there's video proof! The topic:
IMPOSTOR SYNDROME
Thanks again. It was a blast. Can't wait to see y'all again in November :-)
Back in November, the folks at @adventurex.bsky.social kindly invited me to speak to a rowdy and welcoming crowd of game devs, which I did, and now there's video proof! The topic:
IMPOSTOR SYNDROME
Thanks again. It was a blast. Can't wait to see y'all again in November :-)
If you don’t remember it, that means it *had* to be.
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
If you don’t remember it, that means it *had* to be.
(You know who you are.)
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 AM
(You know who you are.)
I'm willing to believe these are all popular with *a* friend.
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I'm willing to believe these are all popular with *a* friend.
(I know, just being a smartass ;-)
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
(I know, just being a smartass ;-)
Well, there's nothing remotely funny about that.
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Well, there's nothing remotely funny about that.
The only hot dogs tonight were Chow Yun-fat and Tony Leung.
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 AM
The only hot dogs tonight were Chow Yun-fat and Tony Leung.
No burning cash in this one, but Mad Dog leaning over to light his cigarette off a burning car is pretty badass.
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
No burning cash in this one, but Mad Dog leaning over to light his cigarette off a burning car is pretty badass.
50%, no, hell yes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 AM
50%, no, hell yes.
Will there be undercover cops and triads? Will there be slow-motion doves?! Will there be jazz clarinet?!?
Let’s find out!
(No, really, I conflate my classic John Woo flicks sometimes.)
Let’s find out!
(No, really, I conflate my classic John Woo flicks sometimes.)
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Will there be undercover cops and triads? Will there be slow-motion doves?! Will there be jazz clarinet?!?
Let’s find out!
(No, really, I conflate my classic John Woo flicks sometimes.)
Let’s find out!
(No, really, I conflate my classic John Woo flicks sometimes.)
OH this weekend, while cooking for college students:
“Five second rule!”
“For scrambled eggs?!?”
“Five second rule!”
“For scrambled eggs?!?”
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
OH this weekend, while cooking for college students:
“Five second rule!”
“For scrambled eggs?!?”
“Five second rule!”
“For scrambled eggs?!?”