I love that I have absolutely no idea whether or not this is sarcastic. Please don’t tell me.

I have no idea what Steely Dan sounds like, and I could not name a single Steely Dan song, but I am a little fascinated by the idea that I am charging headlong into a demographic that is notorious for suddenly discovering Steely Dan.

My calendar is marked. Fingers crossed! :-)

At first, I thought they were swapping out every 20 minutes because I talk so damn fast. Then I learned they do that for everybody :-D

If you don’t remember it, that means it *had* to be.

(You know who you are.)

(I know, just being a smartass ;-)

Well, there's nothing remotely funny about that.

The only hot dogs tonight were Chow Yun-fat and Tony Leung.

No burning cash in this one, but Mad Dog leaning over to light his cigarette off a burning car is pretty badass.

50%, no, hell yes.

A+

(When pirating media that is otherwise unavailable, I have been known to make commensurate purchases of other things I would never have bought otherwise from the same outlet.)

I grew up on a steady diet of Vienna (also all-beef), and it’s still nearest and dearest to my heart, but NGL, our family staple has been Olympia Provisions for a number of years now. Never thought I’d be into a pork dog. (OP is, TBF, a considerably higher-end product.)

What’s funny — and my friends here will vouch — is that this is *exactly* the kind of thing I would do.

“In case of emergency, break glass.”