Darren Whitfield
@darrenwhitfield.bsky.social
Actor, writer, photographer. Ex-BMXer. Northern. YNWA
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2721115/
https://app.spotlight.com/5413-6728-2946
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2721115/
https://app.spotlight.com/5413-6728-2946
You can tell the TV and film industry is on its arse by the status of the actors doing V.O. advertising gigs. People who wouldn't ordinarily do them not because it's beneath them but because they'd normally be far too busy to be bothered.
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You can tell the TV and film industry is on its arse by the status of the actors doing V.O. advertising gigs. People who wouldn't ordinarily do them not because it's beneath them but because they'd normally be far too busy to be bothered.
The trailer for Fackham Hall with YouTube's AI generated subtitles is, err, interesting. 😬
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The trailer for Fackham Hall with YouTube's AI generated subtitles is, err, interesting. 😬
Book every player whining at the ref. Every. Single. One. Just book 'em and tell 'em to fuck off!
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Book every player whining at the ref. Every. Single. One. Just book 'em and tell 'em to fuck off!
Jones has been excellent so far.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Jones has been excellent so far.
Shearer praising Ekitike for holding the ball and getting a throw-in 30-40 yards up the pitch, taking the pressure off. Gomez takes the throw-in and throws it back 30 yards. 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Shearer praising Ekitike for holding the ball and getting a throw-in 30-40 yards up the pitch, taking the pressure off. Gomez takes the throw-in and throws it back 30 yards. 🙄
Thuram is a cheating twat and that current Inter strip is pony.
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thuram is a cheating twat and that current Inter strip is pony.
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I can’t believe what football is doing to itself. Konate scored after 31 minutes and the referee finally makes a decision on 36 minutes. Five minutes. And they got it wrong.
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I can’t believe what football is doing to itself. Konate scored after 31 minutes and the referee finally makes a decision on 36 minutes. Five minutes. And they got it wrong.
Utterly farcical. The game's become a pantomime.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Utterly farcical. The game's become a pantomime.
😂😂
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
😂😂
I've said this before but wouldn't it be nice if we had 9pm watershed for news as well as normal programmes. I don't want to hear about vile shitheads abusing kids. Also hated having to switch the radio off when the kids were little so I didn't have to explain to them some of the things they heard.
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've said this before but wouldn't it be nice if we had 9pm watershed for news as well as normal programmes. I don't want to hear about vile shitheads abusing kids. Also hated having to switch the radio off when the kids were little so I didn't have to explain to them some of the things they heard.
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December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If you enjoy the “hilarious” stuff I share on here, I’m available to write and create very funny things (if you pay me). Please, have a look at my website and perfectly formed CV and I’d very much appreciate it if you could share this far…and wide. Much obliged xx www.mathew-owen.co.uk
This song is as old as me. It's fair to say it's probably aged a bit better than I have. G'night. X
youtu.be/VJDJs9dumZI?...
youtu.be/VJDJs9dumZI?...
The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
YouTube video by TheBeatlesVEVO
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December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This song is as old as me. It's fair to say it's probably aged a bit better than I have. G'night. X
youtu.be/VJDJs9dumZI?...
youtu.be/VJDJs9dumZI?...
Give me some songs that mention other bands in their lyrics. I'll start you with My Perfect Cousin by The Undertones that mentions The Human League.
Any others?
Lightning Seeds doesn't count because it was a misheard Prince lyric (lightning sees) from Raspberry Beret.
Any others?
Lightning Seeds doesn't count because it was a misheard Prince lyric (lightning sees) from Raspberry Beret.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Give me some songs that mention other bands in their lyrics. I'll start you with My Perfect Cousin by The Undertones that mentions The Human League.
Any others?
Lightning Seeds doesn't count because it was a misheard Prince lyric (lightning sees) from Raspberry Beret.
Any others?
Lightning Seeds doesn't count because it was a misheard Prince lyric (lightning sees) from Raspberry Beret.
For those of you who've never seen my favourite short video because I only posted it on the other place. Behold! Volume up.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For those of you who've never seen my favourite short video because I only posted it on the other place. Behold! Volume up.
Right, I'm going to cheer myself up by watching some exciting, free-flowing sexy snookerwith Shaun Murphy & Mark Selby. It's guaranteed to be an absolute humdinger with The Jester and The Magician. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Right, I'm going to cheer myself up by watching some exciting, free-flowing sexy snookerwith Shaun Murphy & Mark Selby. It's guaranteed to be an absolute humdinger with The Jester and The Magician. 🙄
Well that was fucking nailed on. Cruising and we press the self destruct button as usual. Hilariously predictable.
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Well that was fucking nailed on. Cruising and we press the self destruct button as usual. Hilariously predictable.
Konate's a frigging liability.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Konate's a frigging liability.
In fairness this season is quite interesting and far less predictable than I think any of us expected it to be. Which is overall is good for the league.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In fairness this season is quite interesting and far less predictable than I think any of us expected it to be. Which is overall is good for the league.
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It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday so if you don’t know me…
I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in #Manchester
I create bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards
gailmyerscough.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Hello!
It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday so if you don’t know me…
I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in #Manchester
I create bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday so if you don’t know me…
I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in #Manchester
I create bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Sake. 🙄
First of many such incidents, I expect. Another ‘win’ for those ‘useful’ Gen AI tools.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trains cancelled over fake bridge collapse image - BBC News
Rail services were cancelled after a 'hoax' picture of a damaged bridge appeared on social media
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Sake. 🙄
I can't bear it any more and it's only on in the background. Switched it off and put some soothing music on.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can't bear it any more and it's only on in the background. Switched it off and put some soothing music on.
I'm pleased they pick a retired footballer of such eloquence to represent us.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm pleased they pick a retired footballer of such eloquence to represent us.