CJ
@datguycj.bsky.social
Your favorite retired nerd that loves whiskey, dogs, rpgs, and cooking
I definitely sing you make me wanna at karaoke
Everybody has a favorite Usher song or know one by heart…..
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I definitely sing you make me wanna at karaoke
Bring back real yearning
Songs about cheating should be so good but those songs be catchy
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bring back real yearning
Josh Allen can go to hell for his performance yesterday
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Josh Allen can go to hell for his performance yesterday
I beg your pardon??? A Twix is wild as hell
We got niggas saying they giving up dickussy over a goddamn TWIX!
Where are the standards!!!?!?!?!
Where are the standards!!!?!?!?!
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I beg your pardon??? A Twix is wild as hell
My birthdays in nyc have all been friend dates that my home girls pickedand we hit the hot spots or Michelin star spots but I think my favorite date was Jojo’s in dc back when they had the fishbowls and squid ink pasta
Bros: Have yall been taken on a date by a lovely lady if so where?
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My birthdays in nyc have all been friend dates that my home girls pickedand we hit the hot spots or Michelin star spots but I think my favorite date was Jojo’s in dc back when they had the fishbowls and squid ink pasta
These are heat
DC streets and buildings for #urbangaze ...the sonder of it all.
#classicmono #sonder #dc #Capitol #mono #eastcoastkin #photography #urban #city
#classicmono #sonder #dc #Capitol #mono #eastcoastkin #photography #urban #city
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These are heat
I’m not a cheap date lol. I need some crème brûlée as well
Yall are a trip. Soon as yall buy a little funky hamburger and truffle fries it's "okay buddy, drop the boxers."
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m not a cheap date lol. I need some crème brûlée as well
I’m mad I sang this
*montell jordan voice*
this is how you white man
this is how you white man
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m mad I sang this
Haven’t seen her in so long
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Haven’t seen her in so long
This is insanely wicked
Oh my. I saw a tik tok of a girl who said she may have met the devil because her ex called and her new boo put him on speaker and muted it and as he cried about missing her , he railed that lady thru the mattress to the sound of his tears 😭😭😭😭😭
I beg your finest of pardons?! Who did that?
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is insanely wicked
?????
Sending your boyfriend audio of you nutting by another man and sending him pics of dick in your mouth and off spring on the face is wild 😂😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Aye man
Nigeria will not be part of the 2026 World Cup.
They are defeated by DR Congo, who won 4-3 on penalties.
Chancel Mbemba, who scored the winner against Cameroon on Thursday, sends DR Congo through to the intercontinental play-offs in March.
They are defeated by DR Congo, who won 4-3 on penalties.
Chancel Mbemba, who scored the winner against Cameroon on Thursday, sends DR Congo through to the intercontinental play-offs in March.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Aye man
Mouzone and Omar when they met in the alley
Realest conversations one on one from The Wire, GO!
Brother Mouzone and Avon when Avon knew he had to give Stringer up.
Brother Mouzone and Avon when Avon knew he had to give Stringer up.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Mouzone and Omar when they met in the alley
Oh nah
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Oh nah
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Hilary at Bill right now:
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hilary at Bill right now:
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Aye my guy why?
Better Throat?
NANCY
Or
DONALD
NANCY
Or
DONALD
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Aye my guy why?
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Trickle Down ThroatEconomics is crazy @potus
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Trickle Down ThroatEconomics is crazy @potus
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Ok last one fr this time…
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ok last one fr this time…
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In my life I’ve lost Blockbuster, Pluto and now the penny. This is too much.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In my life I’ve lost Blockbuster, Pluto and now the penny. This is too much.
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WOW!
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — US Mint ends production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — US Mint ends production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
WOW!
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — US Mint ends production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — US Mint ends production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move.
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Ravens going to make me regret paying attention to them again
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ravens going to make me regret paying attention to them again
Honey pack in the drinks? I’m calling detective stabler
@dangerouslyysilent.bsky.social this right up your alley.
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Honey pack in the drinks? I’m calling detective stabler