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Dave W
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big queer infra overlord.
non-binary.

ME and MS.
devops, infosec, politics, shitposts.
collaboration not competition.
may contain gender.

`curl https://dave.io | sh`

https://keyoxide.org/729A7FAAB95A78A7AAB70E06B22EFAE146E2BB7E
It cracks me up when the fash venerate ancient Rome.

I mean, really, the most successful multicultural society in human history? That's who you want to hold up as an example?

I mean, cool, I'm right there with you. It was deeply unequal, but I'm sorry to tell you, it was powerfully multicultural.
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Starmer: "stop being mean to Trump, he's not really a warhawk"

Trump *looks up from sharpening his teeth* "excellent"
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
tuios is my tmux replacement.

it's pretty unknown, which is a shame; it's amazing. I put together an intro to using it, if you want to give it a pop.

it's a google sheets link. mouse click advances, or use mouse scroll or the left/right arrows on your keyboard.

dave.io/go/tuios
tuios-cheatsheet
1 tuios v1.0 Cheat Sheet Terminal UI Operating System Terminal-based window manager 9 independent workspaces BSP tiling + floating layouts Vim-style copy mode Daemon mode with detach/attach SSH + Web terminal access $ brew install tuios zsh vim htop
dave.io
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Reposted by Dave W
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Friends, let me tell you that tracking your shit with Linear or similar has a bigger impact than you might think

Also having MS and seeking self validation but let's just move on from that one
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
“It’s Dawson’s Creek in space”

“Wait for the first few episodes.”

“You got your angst on my Star Trek”

“Wait for the first few episodes.”

“Is this for teenagers?”

“Wait for the first few episodes.”

Then, dear reader, the first couple of episodes aired, and were really good.

#starfleetacademy
January 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This is actually terrifying. It's incoherent. It represents someone who sees the model as a living being. It's based on a complete misunderstanding of how LLMs work. It's... bad.

🧵 1/3
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Someone I saw describing the Doctor (Trek, not Who):

"Not quite human. Human-adjacent."

It me. Human-adjacent.
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My MS-addled memory is such a dick.

Starfleet Academy aired two days ago and I haven't been able to create a chain of memory long enough to go from “ooh, Star Trek exists”, to “put Star Trek on”.

🧵 1/2
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by Dave W
Two or Ben’s greatest hits in one handy meme:
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I've used Raycast as a launcher and not much more. Been through a few apps like it. Initially Quicksilver, then Alfred, and finally Raycast.

But recently, digging into it, I'm finding an incredible platform. It's already replaced three App Store subscriptions.

If you use it, do a bit of exploring.
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I am thoroughly impressed with omi.me support. My device packed in out of nowhere. Being Omi it was trivial to open up, and there's a dodgy solder bridge, but I haven't got my soldering iron.

Opened a ticket, sent a video, within an hour a new device was on the way to me.

That is how it's done.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I actually had to pull the lyrics to check but incredibly this is NOT a Blink-182 cover?

tidal.com/track/67231275/u
Mr.Kitty - After Dark
Listen to After Dark on TIDAL
tidal.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I 100% believe that there are Democrats on the Epstein list.

So when we have someone in power who will do anything to hurt his opponents, and who has this weapon, why doesn't he use it?

The answer is, of course, because it will blow back on him. There is no other conclusion. Donny's on that list.
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by Dave W
Remember when Donald said he could shoot someone broad daylight and his supporters would still love him? Turns out he meant it literally.
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by Dave W
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
what do you mean overengineering my meeting

you shut up
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Pssst~
Take your meds or I will push it down your throat
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I need to know why someone ran a search/replace on "no" and replaced it with "FALSE" across the board
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Someone's ported bunny1 to Rust and made it work in the CLI and the browser. When I worked at Facebook, this tiny little utility - it really doesn't do much - had a surprisingly enormous impact on my day.

github.com/facebook/bunnylol.rs
GitHub - facebook/bunnylol.rs: bunnylol is a tool for writing smart bookmarks. Use in your browser, or on the command-line
bunnylol is a tool for writing smart bookmarks. Use in your browser, or on the command-line - facebook/bunnylol.rs
github.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
TIL about Clare's Law, and you should too.

Anyone can apply to the police for information about the abusive or violent history of their own partner, or the partner of a close friend or relative, if they are worried about risk.

A (non-Met) cop claims they don't notify the subject.
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Incidentally, I have discovered the cheat code for music to get work done by.

Minimal techno.

It's taken me forever to find the right genre. This is it.

tidal.com/track/322594363/u
Boris Brejcha - Thunderstorm
Listen to Thunderstorm on TIDAL
tidal.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If America by some chance gets power out of the hands of the terrifying lunatics back into the tediously corrupt, you're gonna need a new Amendment or two to rein in another future rogue Presidency.

The courts & Houses have done nothing to stop him. By the time they react, he's done the damage.
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The amazing thing about this tune (and it is a tune) is that it started, like many of Kyle Gordon's stuff, as nothing more than a snippet for a joke about UK grime.

I mean yes it's more garage, someone my age's idea of "music for the yout", but still.

A tune.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk-Fu...
Kyle Gordon - Selekta (feat. Albie Wobble, Trixie B & SIDEQUEST) [Official Music Video]
Official music video for Kyle Gordon’s “Selekta”! David Foley - Director/Editor Will Armstrong - DP/Colorist Kyle Gordon - Albie Wobble Audrey Trullinger - Trixie B Sidequest - Sidequest Jamie Siegel - Producer Brooks Allison - Associate Producer Music and Lyrics Written by Kyle Gordon Kyle's new album is out now: https://kylegordon.lnk.to/KyleGordonisWonderfulID Follow Kyle! https://www.tiktok.com/@kylegordonisgreat/ https://www.instagram.com/kylegordonisgreat/ https://x.com/kylegordon101 https://www.facebook.com/kylegordonisgreat/ #KyleGordon #Selekta #Comedy
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM