Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke
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Im an illustrator, you can see my work at Daveclarke.artstation.com. I'm available for commissions, just send me a DM
Seeing a lot of people goofing on this poster but having a Klingon in the main cast and not one of the redesigned ones already puts it above discovery.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
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The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Seeing a lot of people goofing on this poster but having a Klingon in the main cast and not one of the redesigned ones already puts it above discovery.
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Every socialist I know regularly condemns the house of representatives so I suppose that's fair
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every socialist I know regularly condemns the house of representatives so I suppose that's fair
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
I know that "even the CIA couldn't torture this out of me" is overplayed but if ever a situation called for it
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I know that "even the CIA couldn't torture this out of me" is overplayed but if ever a situation called for it
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
In 2016 the American people were given the choice of which of Bill Clinton's sexual partners gets to run the country.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
In 2016 the American people were given the choice of which of Bill Clinton's sexual partners gets to run the country.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
I passed my driving test and have been on a few little drives by myself. It's nice.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I passed my driving test and have been on a few little drives by myself. It's nice.
Bigger issue for a new James Bond movie is convincing audiences that a British intelligence agent would be trying to thwart an eccentric tech weirdo with a bizarre and evil technology rather than trying to lure them to the country with tax breaks.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bigger issue for a new James Bond movie is convincing audiences that a British intelligence agent would be trying to thwart an eccentric tech weirdo with a bizarre and evil technology rather than trying to lure them to the country with tax breaks.
The Klingons had the same relationship with gagh as Australians do with vegemite: it has limited niche appeal but it's endlessly fascinating to have outsiders eat it and be disgusted by it
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Klingons had the same relationship with gagh as Australians do with vegemite: it has limited niche appeal but it's endlessly fascinating to have outsiders eat it and be disgusted by it
Not many american fans realise that in Britain and Australia "Jojos Bizarre Adventure" is called Joe's Odd Outing
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Not many american fans realise that in Britain and Australia "Jojos Bizarre Adventure" is called Joe's Odd Outing
When asked to describe the assailant the victim said he looked like "a bad culture fit"
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When asked to describe the assailant the victim said he looked like "a bad culture fit"
One of the more legit looking phishing attempts I've seen. Stay safe out there people.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
One of the more legit looking phishing attempts I've seen. Stay safe out there people.
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My favorite comment on the FT story
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My favorite comment on the FT story
Feels weird having to say this, but people dunking on the TV show Parks and Rec is not a sign of the political left's weakness. People dunking on Bojack Horseman is tho.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Feels weird having to say this, but people dunking on the TV show Parks and Rec is not a sign of the political left's weakness. People dunking on Bojack Horseman is tho.
Tfw no aloof wife 😭
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tfw no aloof wife 😭
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I am the very model of an ancient trunkless leg of stone,
My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown,
The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things,
My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!
My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown,
The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things,
My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I am the very model of an ancient trunkless leg of stone,
My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown,
The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things,
My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!
My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown,
The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things,
My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!
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A better world is possible
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A better world is possible