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Mostly warhammer dwarves and space wolves and bikes with occasional chemistry trains soil and groundwater contamination waste policy and Waikato nationalism frequently defeated by the nespresso machine

he/him

Kirikiriroa, Aotearoa/New Zealand
Reading Blood Meridian again (likely thing for me to do) and man calling your rifle Et in Arcadia ego what a fucking line
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Anyway looks like I’ve got to download all that stuff on the MfE website so it doesn’t disappear slash when they don’t link back to it after the URL change.
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I call this "The Lying Screen"
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
40 billables to freedom
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"what are your christmas plans" "oh I've got so many space wolves to paint"
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Making another packet of noodles with a Korean cartoon character with fire coming out their mouth on the packet so predicting good things.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Otherwise good account that QTs absolute punishers into my timeline with “get a load of this idiot”
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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A common belief among guys like this is that when people respond negatively to them, it's because those people can't handle the force of their arguments. When in fact it's that those people view them as unlikable assholes. Hence fidgeting read as uncomfortable agreement instead of "god what a jerk."
So it turns out learning the core knowledge of Western Civilization doesn't stop you being unfathomably stupid
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Drinking all the random beers in the fridge so there’s enough room for the Christmas related food
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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my favorite reaction to this was "what if i need to flee an emergency"
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The #BEASTLab won second place in the departmental holiday decoration contest!
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The world would be a way better place if we made right turns illegal
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m going to make two Christmas related recommendations for you:
- you should go buy some pickles or relish or something with a little bit of cut through, especially if you’ve got a lot of leftover ham coming
- boil some potatoes for making leftover hash.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Good morning
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Manifest #876 from SBIRS GEO-5 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Hopeless Ligma Commissary
2. Shit Incinerator
3. Eagle Incinerator
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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We won’t get an “At long last, sir, have no sense of decency?” moment.

Instead, some MAGA cabinet member will be at a hearing, ranting about “antifa” and some senator will say “That’s not antifa. It sounds more like bofa.”

And then Miller or Noem or whoever it is will say “What’s bofa?”
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Just had to explain the concept of trap music to a 50something Irishman
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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MASINT #24476 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Container Ship of Fire
2. Tractor Railway
3. Spice Landfill
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Update #7772 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Bloody Tent
2. Sovereign Sedge Wrens
3. Old Arena
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What's a good $20-$30 work secret santa thing I can get for the coworker I don't really know.
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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The Seppos are finding new battlefields of the Culture Wars never before known to exist
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Someone should do a side by side comparison of the NBA / Spatial planning bill and the natural environment / planning bill.
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Where do I get a good summer robe
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM