Mark Baxter
@aotearoabadger.bsky.social
Pākehā. Environmental professional. Not currently in Kiwiland. Light heresy on demand. Copper merchant fancier. Warhammer 40K things will just happen. Proud shed enthusiast.
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If crikeycore is Australian culture Kiwi culture could be summed up as buggermeme or yeahnahtural.
Accidentally clicked on some YouTube AI slop.
a man with a beard says filth in front of two other men
Alt: Drill sergeant from Sharpe's Regiment screaming FILTH!
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Accidentally clicked on some YouTube AI slop.
The Bender Bus.
talk to you later, my bus is pulling up
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Bender Bus.
When you realise tomorrow is Monday.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When you realise tomorrow is Monday.
Crikeycore meets fuck off with that.
📢 Sovereign Australia AI wants to build a model that understands Australian culture and values. But does the country really need it?
👉 Report issues, make suggestions
👉 Report issues, make suggestions
‘Thongs aren’t underwear’: The case for an Australian ChatGPT
www.smh.com.au
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Crikeycore meets fuck off with that.
Reposted by Mark Baxter
Good morning Bluesky !
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
Look, we all know Knight Rider was a fantasy as Michael actually listened to Bonnie about fixing the car.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Look, we all know Knight Rider was a fantasy as Michael actually listened to Bonnie about fixing the car.
Reposted by Mark Baxter
I learnt a lot about cats from this charming book. For example, the Closed Door Protocol, and Bidirectional Ownership.
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
The Cat Operator's Manual - The Perfect Christmas Gift for Cat Lovers
Give the gift of cat wisdom this holiday season! A fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with technical information, warnings, insights, and a bonus sticker sheet. Order now for C...
cuddleunit5.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I learnt a lot about cats from this charming book. For example, the Closed Door Protocol, and Bidirectional Ownership.
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
Reposted by Mark Baxter
Quality effort at Ōtepoti Dunedin Santa Parade today
F.A.B Virgil
F.A.B Virgil
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Quality effort at Ōtepoti Dunedin Santa Parade today
F.A.B Virgil
F.A.B Virgil
As foretold, when the two headed bunny is sighted Sigmar will return. #Warhammer
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As foretold, when the two headed bunny is sighted Sigmar will return. #Warhammer
Went to the fridge thinking, I want a cold beer, and wouldn’t you know it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Went to the fridge thinking, I want a cold beer, and wouldn’t you know it.
This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
YouTube started serving me up some 80's Knight Rider and I was not prepared for the difference in viewing from teenage me. It's something.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
YouTube started serving me up some 80's Knight Rider and I was not prepared for the difference in viewing from teenage me. It's something.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
A thread for all the peoples.
I’ve taken edibles & plan to watch “House of Dynamite” in about 45 minutes or so.
For research.
As part of which, there will be a P*treon post about it oh yes (see bio!)
There was no chance of further #DissertationWriting tonight.
#PhDLife
(I have a med card & live in a recreational state)
For research.
As part of which, there will be a P*treon post about it oh yes (see bio!)
There was no chance of further #DissertationWriting tonight.
#PhDLife
(I have a med card & live in a recreational state)
[HARSH PAINED SCREAMING RESUMES]
our anxiety and panic are bumping today.
our anxiety and panic are bumping today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A thread for all the peoples.
I have been told I am not allowed to feed chicken to the parakeet. Not even "to see if the prophecy is true."
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I have been told I am not allowed to feed chicken to the parakeet. Not even "to see if the prophecy is true."
Cracking open a beer while wearing sweat pants and a hoodie at 3pm. Still punk as fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Cracking open a beer while wearing sweat pants and a hoodie at 3pm. Still punk as fuck.
I know IEDs are no longer in fashion but that turkey sure found one on the way out of the oven.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I know IEDs are no longer in fashion but that turkey sure found one on the way out of the oven.
Kia kaha, we’ve still got half the weekend to go. Conserve your strength and always make sure you’ve got warm feets.
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kia kaha, we’ve still got half the weekend to go. Conserve your strength and always make sure you’ve got warm feets.
Reposted by Mark Baxter
Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
IMPORTANT pie news.
Christchurch's new Te Kai Pie Bakery and Cafe in Wainoni is winning fans fast with creative pies like eggs bene, roast duck and coconut corned beef. Behind the te reo-inspired name is Cambodian baker Kim Chang, who bakes more than 200 pies a day and often sells out. It's the bakery the suburb has…
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
IMPORTANT pie news.
Some quality heresy being shared today.
...That you know of.
Remember, possessions are much like a reach around. The best ones are the ones you never notice.
Remember, possessions are much like a reach around. The best ones are the ones you never notice.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Some quality heresy being shared today.
Soon. Soon.
O Christmas Tree (Your Ornaments Are History)
YouTube video by Sho Ko
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Soon. Soon.
I have got to step up my game. That's less that 10% not including double ups like damn your shitting arse and the like. 10% doesn't even make Jr. Cuntwaffle grade.
@aotearoabadger.bsky.social has swears! They've used 296 profanities in their last 3,263 posts.
🥇 "arse" (34 times)
🥈 "damn" (33 times)
🥉 "shit" (21 times)
🥇 "arse" (34 times)
🥈 "damn" (33 times)
🥉 "shit" (21 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have got to step up my game. That's less that 10% not including double ups like damn your shitting arse and the like. 10% doesn't even make Jr. Cuntwaffle grade.
@profanity.accountant How bad could it fucking be?
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@profanity.accountant How bad could it fucking be?
The voids have discovered castle doctrine.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The voids have discovered castle doctrine.
Finally watched Sinners. Good movie and good music. Got told to shut up repeatedly as I was formulating the Vampire lore while watching.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Finally watched Sinners. Good movie and good music. Got told to shut up repeatedly as I was formulating the Vampire lore while watching.