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Dave. Just...Dave (he/him)
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I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery.

Emily Nyman’s favorite. Sondra’s biggest fan.

Mets Spectator, Arsenal, Dolphins, Magic, Devils, RBNY, The U, Music, Guitars, & Gaming.

Elon and Zuck can eat shit.
Pinned
Until further notice, I’ve decided that everything “I don’t get” must in some way be part of the guerrilla marketing campaign of Marty Supreme.
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
“Meeting in the Isle” and “A Reminder” are two of my favorite Radiohead songs and for years I thought they were just from an import EP I bought not b sides.
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Skeleton helmets are the best part of the Winter Olympics. Don’t @ me.
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I’m trying not to be too reactive as Brentford are a good side but we need to win games like that. We had the most recovery time and we played like we played two days ago. Not good enough. The narratives are correct this week. City gets it done with pressure and we don’t.
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Martinelli what the actual fuck man.
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It’s total panic play. No control, no movement. Just panic kicks and clearing.
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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!!!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
“What if the Epstein files were used as a resource like Web MD” lol. Context: because he recommends doctors in various benign emails to people. Friedland is hilarious man. Love his show.
Adam Friedland on LeBron Gossip, His SBF Movie Audition & Using the Epstein Files as WebMD | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Wild that the last few decades we were always told by the right that Soros was pulling the strings of all geopolitical goings on when in reality it was right wing billionaires. Accusations are always confessions.
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 AM
The ratio of people obsessed with the Olympics and posting about how awesome stoats are is way too low!
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Some children in Dilley were so distraught they cut themselves or talked about suicide, parents told ProPublica.

They said kids lost their appetites after finding worms and mold on their food, had trouble sleeping, and were constantly sick.
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
www.propublica.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Damn rip Beek.
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I did not have Meghan McCain giving Bad Bunny a chance, being sucked in, admitting her new obsession, then having blue checks drag her for it in her replies on my bingo card.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’ve decided to close the airspace above my house until further notice.
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Have you people looked up stoats (current Olympic mascot) yet???
a small white animal is sitting in a tree hole
ALT: a small white animal is sitting in a tree hole
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Whenever I see stuff like this I imagine Putin and his cronies laughing their asses off on what they wrought on us. Also that’s a lie, literally all construction is way down.
Trump: "Construction jobs are way up, right? Well, they're up because they're building all these factories all over the country. You have car plants under construction. I spoke to Mr. Toyota in Japan. I said, 'What's you name?' 'Toy-ota!' I said, 'If your name is Toyota you're a very rich guy.'"
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This Japanese kid is 22?? He doesn’t look a day over 12.
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
NBC breaking coverage and me hoping he’s dead only for it to be about the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping.
a man with a mustache and a brown shirt looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a mustache and a brown shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
What a win for the U! The student rush the court a mere days after the UNC students did the same against Duke.
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Fuck discord I’m going back to Ventrillo!
Fuck Discord I’m going back to ICQ
Fuck discord, I'm going back to Trillian
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
This poor kid has had the worst luck.
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM