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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 38m

Yup. A classic for its time.

Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 17h

I liked Sue's old location, but honestly, I would love Sue reanimated and stomping zombies* in the streets of Chicago, so ...

*feel free to substitute the brainless peons of your villain of choice here, I'm just riffing on one of my favorite scenes of urban fantasy.

Sue the T. rex on display in the atrium of the Chicago Field Museum circa 2012. A bald dude in a black leather jacket stands in front of the skeletal mount, grinning and showing two thumbs up.

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Dr. Jeff Masters @drjeffmasters.bsky.social · 1d

When will the climate change coastal property bubble pop? A significant acceleration in coastal flooding from a lunar orbit shift (mid-2030s) will significantly stress the market. My 2024 post: "When will climate change turn life in the U.S. upside down?"
yaleclimateconnections.org/2024/08/when...

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 1d

This. Not only this ... we KNOW that's how writing happens.

That's how it's ALWAYS got done.

We all got through university that way ... learning to be able to pull that off was the entire point!

Well, that, and the dance parties in the basement of the German Haus.

Alex Hanna-ween @alexhanna.bsky.social · 1d

As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, my Russian is rusty, but I love that "kit" is whale, and "kot" is cat. 🐋🐈‍⬛

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhere out there is a meme I can't relocate, translating various closing clauses. "Best regards," for instance, was a clinical qualification for psychopathy.

Also preferred by 4/5 university administrators, not gonna lie.

Dammit, this is going to come up in that interview tomorrow, isn't it?

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 1d

Boomsticks optional.

a man says shop smart shop s-mart in a store

Alt: a man says shop smart shop s-mart in a store

media.tenor.com

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 1d

What if we want to learn about squid in the ocean?

Oh. Right. Sorry. Forgot my manners.

What if we want to learn about *string of creative profanities* squid in the *honestly I didn't know expletives could intermesh that way, but wow, yes, please continue* ocean?

🦑🐙

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 3d

Some days, it's just not your jam.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 3d

At least one recent study had recent grads in the Earth Sciences just behind Nursing in the top ten lowest unemployment majors, and earning more than any majors that didn't have "engineering" or "construction" in the title. But advertised jobs certainly seem focused on environmental applications.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 3d

While there is evidence that some species were the vampires of the deep, drilling holes into crinoids to suck on their vital bodily fluids, others chose a different mode of parasitism, attaching to their anal pyramids instead. They are thought to be obligate coprophages.

Yep, they ate crap.

A black fossil gastropod shell resembling a horn-of-plenty, but wide. This is the dorsal surface, a tapered ovoid form. Label:
"Platyceras aequilaterale Hall
Mississippian
Crawfordsville, Indiana"

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 3d

It's been an overwhelming sort of day, butterflies. But it is still #MolluskMonday 🧪⚒️🐚 ...

Honestly, these guys have been cropping up in conversation on and off for months, so I'm overdue. Meet the platyceratids, an extinct clade of Paleozoic gastropods with unsavory dietary preferences. 💩

A black fossil gastropod shell resembling a horn-of-plenty, but wide. Label:
"Platyceras aequilaterale Hall
Mississippian
Crawfordsville, Indiana"

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 3d

Twilight Zone twist: heroine suddenly remembers this specific question from the SATs ...

Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 3d

Obviously, that's going to require another margarita.

Make that a pitcher.

a woman is holding a pitcher of lemonade in front of a man and a woman with #thegoodplace written in the corner

Alt: a woman is holding a glass and a pitcher of margaritas in front of a man and a woman. She offers a glass to the woman, who takes the pitcher instead and starts drinking. #thegoodplace written in the corner

media.tenor.com

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 4d

"Little" caldera.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 5d

(But I was following their dino blog very closely at the time and my sense of humor doesn't always come across properly!)

Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 5d

Depends on the airport and airport bookstore. PDX has Powell's and that's always worth a stop.

Can't remember which airport bookstore it was, but I do recall seeing a dinosaur book called "My Beloved Brontosaurus" Can't remember the author's byline, but I probably should've snagged it at the time.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 5d

What, the Ordovician isn't Cambrian enough for you?

No, you're right, that osteostracan is clearly too derived for the Ordovician. The eurypterid's just hanging with the old folks.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 5d

If you ever run low on horrible invertebrate anecdotes (which is to say, you get bored of the classics), I can recommend a variety of coprophagous gastropods and barnacles of the genus Sacculina.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6d

10/04? 🤦🏻‍♂️❤️

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6d

I mean, just, generally ... the Induan is A Bad Time To Visit. There were bad places and there were worse places, but none of 'em were what I'd call comfortable year-round.

Especially not anywhere on the Tethys.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6d

Eocene? So, 56-34 million years ago, very approx. I'd dig further, but these burgers don't flip themselves!

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6d

Sure! I'll take mine with four shots espresso, a couple fingers of amaretto, and powdered cinnamon.

I mean, since we're talking nostalgia here.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6d

Late Holocene, +/- a thousand years? My dating game is horrible.

Definitely post-Triassic.

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Dave Rodland @daverodland.bsky.social · 6d

To be fair, memory is fluid and not to be trusted, particularly mine

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