Dave, Bah Humbug
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
Pinned
My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
New inflatable just landed.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
New inflatable just landed.
Canada Edition!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Black bear
Grizzly
Moose
Orca
Cougar
Black bear
Grizzly
Moose
Orca
Cougar
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Canada Edition!
Reposted by Dave, Bah Humbug
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fishers
Grizzlies
Mountain lions
Wolves
Wolverine
Fishers
Grizzlies
Mountain lions
Wolves
Wolverine
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
My male cat sleeps for 14 hours a day, and insists on being pet for the other 10. Dude. Come on.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My male cat sleeps for 14 hours a day, and insists on being pet for the other 10. Dude. Come on.
We need a “Look who died” feed because when I see people trending in the Discover” feed, I get unnecessarily excited until I check.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We need a “Look who died” feed because when I see people trending in the Discover” feed, I get unnecessarily excited until I check.
Reading these 5 concerts to get to know me posts and one thing I’ve learned is that a lot of people can’t count to five.
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reading these 5 concerts to get to know me posts and one thing I’ve learned is that a lot of people can’t count to five.
Blocked this guy, not for his take on autism, but on Batman in general and he limits his replies.
Not very social.
Not very social.
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Blocked this guy, not for his take on autism, but on Batman in general and he limits his replies.
Not very social.
Not very social.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
Sting
Pulp
Slightly Stoopid
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Mazzy Star
Sting
Pulp
Slightly Stoopid
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Mazzy Star
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to. I’m going to do the last five
Kamasi Washington
Fabiana Palladino
Joan As Policewoman
Johnny Marr
Say She She
Kamasi Washington
Fabiana Palladino
Joan As Policewoman
Johnny Marr
Say She She
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
My favorite Thanksgiving memories are when I worked at the Central Florida Zoo. I worked a full 9hr day, made sure that everything had fresh water and a clean enclosure, received their diets and enrichment, and I did t have to deal with any idiocy all day.
Good times.
Good times.
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My favorite Thanksgiving memories are when I worked at the Central Florida Zoo. I worked a full 9hr day, made sure that everything had fresh water and a clean enclosure, received their diets and enrichment, and I did t have to deal with any idiocy all day.
Good times.
Good times.
I’m sure the deployment of 500 more National Guard troops to DC will stop the Trump administration from approving the visas of any more potential foreign assassins.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m sure the deployment of 500 more National Guard troops to DC will stop the Trump administration from approving the visas of any more potential foreign assassins.
I do not drink while at family gatherings because I don’t want them to think that they cause me to.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I do not drink while at family gatherings because I don’t want them to think that they cause me to.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
One of my wife’s family says “Werewoofs” instead of werewolves and I am finding myself having to be outside a lot.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
One of my wife’s family says “Werewoofs” instead of werewolves and I am finding myself having to be outside a lot.
Ok.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ok.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
Ok, watching Planes Trains and Automobiles and that’s the smallest passenger train in US history ever. An engine and three cars? What?
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok, watching Planes Trains and Automobiles and that’s the smallest passenger train in US history ever. An engine and three cars? What?
No violence. This is wrong.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
No violence. This is wrong.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.
Lackadaisical in London.
Worthless in Washington
Sleepless in Seattle.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Lackadaisical in London.
Reposted by Dave, Bah Humbug
Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it
Swapped my Jergans for Atomic Balm just so I could feel something.
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Swapped my Jergans for Atomic Balm just so I could feel something.
Nana’s ashes
What do you stuff a turkey with? Wrong answers only
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nana’s ashes
My Star Wars take is that Ben Solo is an emo bitch who killed his parents. Fuck that guy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My Star Wars take is that Ben Solo is an emo bitch who killed his parents. Fuck that guy.
Seems to me that the people freaking out over those congressmen and senators urging service members to obey lawful orders only are either people who haven’t served or people who would be prone to issue unlawful orders.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Seems to me that the people freaking out over those congressmen and senators urging service members to obey lawful orders only are either people who haven’t served or people who would be prone to issue unlawful orders.
Reposted by Dave, Bah Humbug
Y'all wanna read my 1st book? It's 100% free. Here is a link to my inactive account, where you can read a complete unedited copy in a thread. It's still pretty clean. Monsters, magic, dragons and weed. Laughter and tears - sometimes in the same paragraph.
Maybe repost 4me?
bsky.app/profile/mark...
Maybe repost 4me?
bsky.app/profile/mark...
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Y'all wanna read my 1st book? It's 100% free. Here is a link to my inactive account, where you can read a complete unedited copy in a thread. It's still pretty clean. Monsters, magic, dragons and weed. Laughter and tears - sometimes in the same paragraph.
Maybe repost 4me?
bsky.app/profile/mark...
Maybe repost 4me?
bsky.app/profile/mark...
Hey there @pfrazee.com
Is there any chance of us getting the ID feature like they have on Xitter?
It would help eliminate some bad actors here as well.
Thanks!
Is there any chance of us getting the ID feature like they have on Xitter?
It would help eliminate some bad actors here as well.
Thanks!
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hey there @pfrazee.com
Is there any chance of us getting the ID feature like they have on Xitter?
It would help eliminate some bad actors here as well.
Thanks!
Is there any chance of us getting the ID feature like they have on Xitter?
It would help eliminate some bad actors here as well.
Thanks!
MRI this morning. Yay.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
MRI this morning. Yay.