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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Jul 24

the hulkster www.youtube.com/shorts/-_e7J...

IT’S NOT HOT!!

YouTube video by WWE Vault

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Dylan Williams @dylanwilliams.bsky.social · Jun 27

The difference between this and Nazi propaganda against Jews is that this is AI-generated.

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Jun 27

girl in front of me at 7-11 had her bf on facetime, and was showing him the different slurpee flavors so he could pick which ones to mix together. so, love is still real, if anyone was wondering

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boocanan @boocanan.bsky.social · Jun 25

eric adams receiving the phone call and glumly returning back to what he was doing - standing outside and getting shocked by lightning hundreds of thousands of times over and over

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Jun 17

I am watching Captain America 4, and if this is how actual humans are going to write movies, just let AI do it because this is embarrassing

david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Jun 13

contemplating the vastness of the outdoors and the twittering of the birds

david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Jun 13

Oohh so this explains why my cool nephews are always saying "oh that guy totally declaims about Poe's raven"

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Nov 12

She almost made it out of her pen before falling completely asleep

The large close-up face of a sandy-colored rabbit. The rabbit is a full-grown Flemmish Giant, the largest breed of rabbit. Her eyes are closed and she is fast asleep. She rests on the carpet halfway out of her pen, her large furry paw extended towards her favorite pink towel.

An enormous (22 pound) rabbit is flopped on her side, half in and half out of her pen. She is extremely asleep, with one furry paw stretched towards her favorite pink blanket.

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · May 27

'Fear Street: Prom Queen' is fine, but "We've been going out for two months. I know her better than anyone" is a perfect line

david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · May 22

an uneasy momentary peace, the air filled with the sound of intense chewing noises

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · May 20

Every other Star Wars thing should be *ashamed* at how good Andor is

david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · May 15

this can work if the Doubting Thomas sequence is 45 minutes of Thomas thoroughly probing the wounds of the Lord complete with ASMR-style sound efffects

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · May 15

‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ has been officially titled…

‘THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST’

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Sophia Babai @swingingstorm.bsky.social · May 8

Gentle reminder that the world has billions of people who are all capable of making our own bad decisions, and India and Pakistan going to war cannot be blamed on Trump or Israel or whoever else is your go-to villain.

Unless your go-to villain is the British. You can absolutely blame the British.

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Depravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social · May 10

"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · May 11

How have They Might Be Giants never written a song about siphonophorae

david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 30

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvNo...

Kids in the Hall: Three for the Moon

YouTube video by Clips in the Hall

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 29

"...Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people shall never be destroyed."

www.earth.com/news/omiltem...

Omiltemi rabbit comes back to life after 120 years without a trace

The Omiltemi rabbit, which had been missing for 120 years, has been rediscovered in the Sierra Madre del Sur.

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 22

elon musk is who elliot rodger would have turned into if he'd won all those lotto tickets

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 17

as a treat

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 15

lush fuckin rules man

I swear by their shampoo and toothy tabs

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · Apr 15

12 Dem Senators and 48 Dem House members voted for the Laken Riley Act—allowing US Govt to deport immigrants on the mere accusation of a crime.

As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 15

I honestly wasn't sure if he was praising or criticizing himself; "not provocative" is a wonderful self-own

david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 14

I go to see the doctor, tell him I'm depressed. Says he has the cure -- treatment is simple. Says go to the desert. Says there's a tortoise on its back, baking in the hot son. Wants to know why I'm not helping it. But doctor, I say. Let me tell you about my mother.

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david.b @davidbmajors.bsky.social · Apr 13

her yard now

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Rev. David McDowell @dgmcdowell.bsky.social · Apr 13

Gilmore Girls The Masters
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Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses

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