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david celis
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🚒 principal engineer at firehydrant (prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc.)
🍕 amateur pizzaiolo
🌲 portland, ore.
🌐 https://davidcel.is
i would fork over a truly embarrassing sum
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
an HD-2D remake of Chrono Trigger would single-handedly save Square Enix
Shareholder denounces Square Enix's 'sluggish' revenue and profit
3D Investment Partners, a major shareholder of Square Enix, issued a 112-page presentation criticizing the company's 'sluggish' revenue and profit margins.
www.gamedeveloper.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
it is The Year of Our Lord 2026 and you still can’t post pics on Bluesky unless they’re under 1 MB
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
reading comprehension is so important
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by david celis
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
god forgive me if i ever meet the person who decided that the icons for “Reply and “Forward” should just be the same arrow but flipped
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by david celis
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
i don’t get the hype behind Cometeer. i happened to see it at a local grocery store so i picked up two different roasts, a medium blend and a light single origin, and both tasted flat, muted, and bland. how do they have so much marketing money
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
ah sorry, i’ve been meaning to try it out! i’ll take a look tomorrow morning and report back
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
i just dont understand this expectation that people continue on like normal while the government literally kills us
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
> The FBI said on social media that it is investigating the shooting but it appeared it later deleted its posted on X.

great, feeling very safe
US Border agents shoot, wound two people in Portland, city officials say
U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents shot two people in Portland on Thursday afternoon, according to the FBI, Portland police and city officials.Portland p
katu.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
dead end tech
To give you some context, Minimax had $53.4 million in revenue from Jan to Sep 2025 and lost $221 million, and the costs of training and inference for its models are only increasing.
www.theinformation.com/articles/two...
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
thank you!! most of them have been on websites i’ve only tried to visit once or twice, so i probably haven’t noticed any of the fixes 😅 i think i started trying to submit once i realized how widespread it is. i’ll just keep using the share extension as i come across them!
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
that makes sense. thanks for the info and for responding, i really appreciate it!
January 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
oh is it per-website? i do have Extra enabled but hoped there might be an incoming fix that would be holistic 😓
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Sorry again to bug you here, but the number of websites I’ve been encountering this on has been truly staggering. Thank you for all of the work you continue to do on Wipr to make the web more usable!!
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Some WP plugin for AdThrive (maybe Raptive Ads) is using arbitrary javascript to detect when their hosted JS script can’t load and iframe timeouts to try to replace the page with an error dialogue. Wipr hasn’t been catching it, but hopefully this is something Wipr Extra can fix?
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Heya! I know you try to direct people to the Feedback section or the sharing extension for reporting problems, but I’ve tried to report an issue that seems to be making most WordPress sites I’ve visited unusable for months and I’m worried you never saw it 😅
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Nvidia et al. dumping $20B into a literal CSAM generator is, tbqh, exactly what i had on my 2026 bingo card
Elon Musk’s xAI announces it has raised $20bn amid backlash over Grok deepfakes
AI company’s chatbot faces criticism over its generation of sexualized, nonconsensual images of women and girls
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
i had to look this up myself because i almost couldn’t believe it. ICE didn’t exist until after 9/11 and is just one more facet of this country whose entire existence is rooted in racism. we have NEVER needed ICE.
If you saw Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring in theaters or played Ocarina of Time on release, you were alive for an America without ICE. We didn't need it then, we don't need it now, and you already know what a world without them looked like.
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by david celis
If you saw Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring in theaters or played Ocarina of Time on release, you were alive for an America without ICE. We didn't need it then, we don't need it now, and you already know what a world without them looked like.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
fuck ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
when you run out of ideas
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
seeing a lot of hate for the finale on places like TikTok and i just gotta say:

oh well
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
outside of having to test against true third party APIs, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a mock that didn’t feel dumb as hell to me. i don’t care if my test is a fraction of a second slower because i queried the database. i’d rather my tests be slower but correct instead of faster but convoluted
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM