David K Mitchell
@davidkmitchell.bsky.social
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Average footballer, Mediocre author, Awful self-promoter In anthologies from Infested Publishing & Speculation Publications https://deathknellpress.com/2024/12/09/winter-2024-flash-on-the-fly-winning-story/ https://trashcatlit.com/mulch/ ⚽️ 🥊📚🍺🐩🎮
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"Okay, just gotta hit that word count for the day...."

#DogsOfBluesky
A picture of a dog sat at a laptop. 

Cockerpoo Poodle
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I AM A MANLY MAN. AN ALPHA. THE SORT OF MAN THAT STOLE FIRE FROM THE GODS.*

*I changed the headlight on my car instead of going to Halfords and getting a grown up to do it.
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
........ "Piskies did it..." is still a better explanation than paracetamol.
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
There's some thought that the Cornish Piskies (Piskys/Pixies/whatever) were an early explanation for autism.

They were said to sneak in and replace peoples' children with changelings, and it was easier for someone to blame the supernatural than to accept their child might be a little different.
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carlydraws.bsky.social
Hire me to do grotty black and white drawings in your novel/book/ttrpg sometime maybe :-D i promise maximum GROT and DRAMA
carlydraws.bsky.social
Me! I've been making art inspired by old bookplates and grotty art in adventure books and rpg mags.
spooky crow art by Carly A-F
grotty textured black and white art of a crow on a skull lonely spire art by Carly A-F
grotty textured black and white art of mysterious mountain fantasy grot art by Carly A-F spaceships art by Carly A-F
grotty textured black and white art of spaceships
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
So, despite my charming and loveable nature, I continue to exclusively sell horror stories.

I'll fire out more details as soon as I have a release date, but I've been told it'll be pre-halloween.
a superhero says maybe i am a monster
Alt: a superhero says maybe i am a monster
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davidkmitchell.bsky.social
To continue the jukebox rebellions riff, during the last Euros, our local refused to put the comms on

In response, we put Three Lions on the jukebox. Of course, it prevents you from putting the same song on repeat - luckily, there are (at least) 4 versions of Three Lions. We put them all on a cycle
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Im mildly addicted to my iron supplement gummies.

As a veggie, there's very few sweets im allowed, and these daily two little bears have genuinely become a treat.

They taste like peaches and pennies - who knew that would be something I was in to?!
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Hmmmmm, yes. Like others, I, too, am working on my @worldfantasy2025.bsky.social schedule.
"Imma walk round, listen to yo talks, and buy yo shit"
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
"Yer da' stole your bed sheets to call Gary Neville a traitor."
beardedgenius.bsky.social
I can taste the panic these two felt doing their little stencilling. So casual with ‘own goal’ thinking they had all the space in the world. Look at the chasm between own and goal! Then sudden panic about whether there’s enough room for ‘Neville’. Eventually settling for ‘Nev’ after a crisis meeting
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
The Invisible Management
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28 business days later
fenrisgames.com
the human resources centipede
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stephencoxauthor.bsky.social
Proof whatever the author's intentions, a reader can miss them.
paulhaine.bsky.social
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
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@aanpress.bsky.social

Well, isn't that a pretty bit of post? 📦
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Okay, I've just had to message my mum about her sharing Tommy Robinson hate speech and other depressing shit.

Samwise "tales that really matter" speech isn't gonna do it.

Bust out the emergency Ke Huy Quan monologue from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.
When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I learned to survive through everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
Potentially polarising opinion, but method actors are wanky and weird. It shouldn't be romanticised.

No one ever "goes method" to play a nice person.

"Oh, did you know, Jared Leto spent 3 years volunteering at the soup kitchen to get into the character of X?" It's not happening.
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
I've got other things to read first, but I can look at the pretty pictures on and in the book, right?
A map of the Witcher map from Beauclair to Kovir The Crossroad of Ravens without its sleeve on
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
I can't wait to buy all your shit at World Fantasy Con.
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adamhulse.bsky.social
Wanna get this crazy about a sci-fi horror mash up?
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#writing #Booksky
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
Look forward to seeing this on one of the football "banter" pages next week!
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Cole Palmer always looks like his mum is late picking him up from school
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
It's also a bleak model - slowly make physical copies obsolete, make everything about subscriptions rather than physical ownership, and then hike up the price. 🤮
davidkmitchell.bsky.social
£30 quid a month for the Gamepass is pretty steep.

Im not crying poverty, I just feel bad for the parents struggling to keep their kids happy.

I was a carboot kid. Buying old Snes or PS1 games on the cheap. We couldn't have afforded an equivalent when I was little.