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David K. Mitchell
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Not that David Mitchell. No, not that one either.

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"Okay, just gotta hit that word count for the day...."

#DogsOfBluesky
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If you’re able to nominate for either the Hugo Awards 🚀 or Aurora Awards 🇨🇦, please consider nominating @sffaddictspod.bsky.social! My co-hosts @mjkuhnbooks.bsky.social, Greta Kelly and I put so much time and passion into this show, so it would mean the world to us.
🏆 AWARDS SEASON IS COMING and SFF Addicts is eligible for 2 awards: HUGO AWARD FOR BEST FANCAST + AURORA AWARD FOR BEST FAN RELATED WORK. Consider nominating @adrianmgibson.bsky.social @mjkuhnbooks.bsky.social & Greta Kelly this year!

AURORA: www.csffa.ca
HUGO: www.thehugoawards.org/i-want-to-vo...
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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People continue being encouraging about promoting one's books here? And I scrolled back & realised it's been 26 days since I last mentioned that I do, in fact, write books.
I've actually written LOTS of books, mostly thrillers, including this trilogy 😊
www.goodreads.com/book/show/50...
January 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
"New Year, new me" people sicken me.

Have your "I need to change my life," moments whilst drunk or hungover, like a grown up, dont let the calender push you around.
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
GOTY award is definitely coming to Cornwall.

Never been prouder.
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (WHAT?) KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (COME ON!)

Now I know y'all be lovin' these physics right here.

#gamedev #indiedev #retrofps #memes #limpbizkit #numetal #showcase #cornwall #uk
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Have we always (in general) been so focused on work and earning or is it a moderm phenomenon?

Like, if you meet someone new and they ask, "what do you do?" You instinctively know they mean as a job.

Who gives a fuck? 'What are you into?' Should be the default.
January 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Wait, if you're here, who's guarding the back entrance to Cirith Ungol?
January 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My computer was taking too long to load, and I had a ball of rubber bands, tipex, a black pen, and a tiny hat that came with a smoothie (for some reason?)

So, meet Antonio Banderass.
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I'm insanely bad at sleeping, so ive started trying ear plugs - throw enough @%#& and hopefully something will stick, right? - and im not sure if they've helped my sleep, but I have started having wild lucid dreams.

Is that a thing?

Ive tried googling but it just brings up ads for other ear plugs
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
That spin session might have been a bit much...

Still, guilt free day for eating and sitting on the sofa. Let's try to get some words down.
January 11, 2026 at 10:56 AM
What an angry looking bird...

*dramatic pause*

Someone has really, ruffled their feathers.

*celebrates in dadjoke*
Human artists! use only one piece to convince people to follow you!
January 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I hate the 'everything happens for a reason' narrative.

It encourages passiveness.

This scene from Malcolm in the Middle always stuck with me - and apparently just me, as it was a real struggle to find online 😂
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Would putting pre workout into a glass vial, then popping it like a Witcher potion before using the heavy bag be considered, 'a bit much'?
January 10, 2026 at 11:58 AM
He was a big fan of the storm ⛈️

Behold, the mighty sticks hes found since.
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Really enjoyable new pod for you fellow nerds.

@frasierarmitage.bsky.social has a Handsome Man Theory, that is worth the admission fee alone*

youtu.be/9h_oXoaQvWc?...

*there's no fee, mate.
FanFiAddict Book Club: Of Blood and Fire, Episode 1
YouTube video by FanFiAddict
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January 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
...going retro tonight though.

#FinalFantasy
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
When they're naming the storms after Catholic martyrs, its probably gonna be a rough night...
With #StormGoretti approaching, an amber weather warning is in place for dangerous winds across west #Cornwall.

Significant disruption is likely, with debris and flooding expected to affect many roads.

Please avoid travelling unless your journey is essential and avoid coastal areas.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Nothing beats a pretty 'choose your own adventure' style RPG.

Double points if it has a photo mode that I can get lost in.
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Aside from all the other shit that's wrong with AI, why the fuck are we trying to outsource our hobbies?

Jesus, the sci fi dream is little robots that do all our work for us, isnt it? The silicon valley bros have convinced people we need to have fun more efficiently, so we can 'hustle' more
“The patent describes the idea of a ‘ghost’ character upon whom players could call in times of need; when summoned, the ghost could step into the player’s metaphorical shoes to either demonstrate what they’re doing wrong or just complete the challenging section for them.” 🤦🏿‍♂️
Sony Patent Would Unleash AI 'Ghosts' to Beat Games for You When They Get Too Hard
Maybe one day, we'll get an AI that can watch the movies for us.
gizmodo.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Bitches be shopping.

Hi, its me. Im bitches.
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
"The meek shall inherit the earth." - The Bible.

🇺🇸🦅 'Merrrrrica, that supposedly Christian value country. 🦅🇺🇸
a man in a police uniform is saying i 'm taking it all back
ALT: a man in a police uniform is saying i 'm taking it all back
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to prop up interest in a franchise."
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Only went and won potter of the week or whatever its called. Bosh. 💪
Yaaaaaaas! My tattoo artist has just announced they're on the new series of the Great Pottery Throwdown.

Can't wait for everyone to see how talented Fynn is.
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM