David Cook
@davidycook1.bsky.social
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Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products. davidcookclarinet.com/links
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See you on the other side
At least the prescriptions were ready to be picked up before
skeeting through the dread continues
Despite having had this same situation and similar surgery 9 years ago and feeling fine through yesterday, I woke up today and am absolutely dreading it again
Despite having had this same situation and similar surgery 9 years ago and feeling fine through yesterday, I woke up today and am absolutely dreading it again
“No food after midnight, and clear liquids only until 8 AM” hits a lot worse when your arrival time is 12:30 PM instead of 8 AM
In terms of first world problems, there’s little worse than finding out what you thought would be an early morning medical appointment turns out to be scheduled in the afternoon
Why do I feel like at least one member of the fullcast is gonna end up on this?
Also, @carrieat.bsky.social needs to release an updated version of “From Dixie to Rocky Top” that includes Oklahoma and Texas
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.
look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit
If you still have Twitter the TAMUpolice account is gold during the games. Case in point dude had a water jug of whiskey and a BAC .337 how was he not dead?
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Everyone talks about great ham weather, nobody talks about great ham time of day
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Obligatory post in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Have a blessed one (unless you're a racist, then you can go to hell).
Bad Place characters in two panels
Top panel: Fun fact: Columbus is in the bad place
Bottom panel: because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.
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I would like to send Frames off with this classic from @aceanbender.com 's portfolio.
Penn State Head Coach Bill O’Brien
Outstanding awareness from northwestern there
Just runs a sneak ffs illinois
If Leon Franklin is still on the roster, he could get to 100