David Cook
@davidycook1.bsky.social
Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products.
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At my small Midwestern SLAC, no one has gotten the extra credit so far:
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
At my small Midwestern SLAC, no one has gotten the extra credit so far:
Forgot to mention it here: the social media committee (no, I’m not on it) for my professional organization had a MSU Hitler incident over the weekend 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Forgot to mention it here: the social media committee (no, I’m not on it) for my professional organization had a MSU Hitler incident over the weekend 🤣
Updated for 2025:
It can kill your postseason
But it’s hopefully warm
And your DC is fucked going against the Longhorns
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
It can kill your postseason
But it’s hopefully warm
And your DC is fucked going against the Longhorns
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
I wrote a parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman" so good my friend thought it was AI:
It can kill your postseason
Make you all teary-eyed
And it can ruin your faith if you cheer for the Tide
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
It can kill your postseason
Make you all teary-eyed
And it can ruin your faith if you cheer for the Tide
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Updated for 2025:
It can kill your postseason
But it’s hopefully warm
And your DC is fucked going against the Longhorns
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
It can kill your postseason
But it’s hopefully warm
And your DC is fucked going against the Longhorns
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
Hey @mgoblog.bsky.social, @mgoseth.bsky.social and Alex: we’ll all understand if you don’t preview or UFR the citrus bowl. You have families and lives.
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey @mgoblog.bsky.social, @mgoseth.bsky.social and Alex: we’ll all understand if you don’t preview or UFR the citrus bowl. You have families and lives.
Quote-posting b/c ham
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Quote-posting b/c ham
[hot take voice]: I’D RATHER PLAY ALABAMA IN THE CITRUS BOWL THAN TEXAS
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
[hot take voice]: I’D RATHER PLAY ALABAMA IN THE CITRUS BOWL THAN TEXAS
when Angela realizes the senator is having an affair
OSCAR
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
when Angela realizes the senator is having an affair
@mgoblog.bsky.social please bring sarah jessica back this week
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
@mgoblog.bsky.social please bring sarah jessica back this week
god i wish indiana had planted a flag in the middle of lucas oil, just for the hell of it
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
god i wish indiana had planted a flag in the middle of lucas oil, just for the hell of it
Reposted by David Cook
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
Alt: thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Reposted by David Cook
WE NAMED THE DOG INDIANA
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
WE NAMED THE DOG INDIANA
THIRTEEN TEN
STOP THE COUNT
13-10 is on the table, just saying
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
THIRTEEN TEN
Thinking about Sarah Jessica rn @mgoblog.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Thinking about Sarah Jessica rn @mgoblog.bsky.social
STOP THE COUNT
13-10 is on the table, just saying
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
STOP THE COUNT
13-10 is on the table, just saying
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
13-10 is on the table, just saying
Reposted by David Cook
I have always believed in the Indiana Hoosiers
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I have always believed in the Indiana Hoosiers
Hey wink that’s what it looks like to get a pressure on sayin
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hey wink that’s what it looks like to get a pressure on sayin
Indiana #80 falling like wile e coyote
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Indiana #80 falling like wile e coyote
I swear to fucking god, if this gives him an inside track to DC after a wink martindale departure I will have an aneurysm
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I swear to fucking god, if this gives him an inside track to DC after a wink martindale departure I will have an aneurysm
We are all Hoosiers tonight
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We are all Hoosiers tonight