not a vampire
banner
dayla.bsky.social
not a vampire
@dayla.bsky.social
i love myself (they/he)
dont be weird to me
it's so wild when girls do a full slick back with the middle part i just i could never
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
its giving goya
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by not a vampire
Working hard to get my Phil,
Everybody wants a Phil
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
just saw a really annoying person with a variation on the haircut i was wanting, bye guys im starting over
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 AM
meet your neighbors, say hi, learn their names even if it feels scary or weird or uncomfortable. we gotta
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
went for a cheeky pint after wwork and met a lovely scottish man with a tiny dog named nessie
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by not a vampire
good morning! this is another crucial, vetted fundraiser. please help Minneapolis families stay sheltered in their homes! we can do this together! gofund.me/42478bf01
January 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
very cool that my job sometimes includes doing pretty hair for pretty girls
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 AM
worked one day and i wish it was already the weekend
January 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
this is what every kind of doodle looks like to me
normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM
booked an appt ok love u
five seconds away from cutting my hair into a sickass mullet again i dare u to tell me not to
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 AM
five seconds away from cutting my hair into a sickass mullet again i dare u to tell me not to
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the testament of ann lee was sick as hell would recommend
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 AM
got pictures of almost all the haircuts i did today but unfortunately my brain is mean so i cant look at any of them for a day or two
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by not a vampire
a look at some of the new stuff i put on the ol’ etsy store (in addition to restocking some old favorites)! i’m really happy with the work i’ve been making lately ✨

ladycelery.etsy.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
no one stopping me from getting into bed at 8pm!!!
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
hey itms easy to make a fake spicy tuna with a can of chickpeas, mayo/veganaise, and sriracha (soy sauce, sesame seeds, furikake, chili oil all welcome additions)
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 PM
just had a client who was basically me if i were a pisces lmao literally down to their little under eye dots
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by not a vampire
Hey everyone,

We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.

Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
spending my entire waking day setting up the impossibly intricate rube goldberg machine designed to set the alarm to wake me up in the morning so i can spend my entire waking day setting up the impossibly intricate rube goldberg machine designed to set the alarm to wake me up in the morning so i ca
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i love reading a bad poem, somebody wrote that and put it out into the world and its just not good. i love it and im inspired every time
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
renember
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
can i tell my credit card company to stop raising my limit
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
i should get back on letterboxd this year
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
feeling careless and fragile
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM