i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton
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the volturi: we will destroy you if you are killing inconspicuously as a vampire

also the volturi: let’s let giant groups of tourists into our domain and then eat them. surely no one will notice thirty people going missing on a routine basis
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for real how does this not send up 1,000 red flags????????
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i’ve taken so many photos and videos of monty that i’ve probably captured not only everything he’s ever done but everything he will ever do in the future. and yet i keep taking photos and videos of him
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i’m pretty sure i post about this every time i watch twilight but it always sticks out as being so crazy to me
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it is so funny that the story the cullens cooked up to tell bella’s mom about how she got super injured and broke her leg is that she tripped, fell down two flights of stairs, and then crashed out a window. and everybody just accepts that
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i love how deathly serious robert pattinson takes playing edward. he wants to channel so much dark emo energy into the character
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jared leto is box office poison and i wonder if hollywood will ever get that
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When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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we should sleep in shifts to make sure we don't miss the end of the game
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it’s more like they say you can have cake after dinner and right when you’ve finished your plate they put an entire second dinner on there but all you want is the cake
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it’s not the longest that i’ve seen yet but it has reached 14 innings
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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they should make a baseball game that ends. preferably after we’ve won