dani
@ddross.bsky.social
🎺 in @plasticpresidents.bsky.social, muppet enthusiast, walking Beatles encyclopedia, copywriting extraordinaire
skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc
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skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc
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someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
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extremely funny that Paul and Ringo are the last living Beatles bc Ringo just minds his own business and Paul lies about everything for sport
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
extremely funny that Paul and Ringo are the last living Beatles bc Ringo just minds his own business and Paul lies about everything for sport
Gretna is the Dallas metroplex of Omaha
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Gretna is the Dallas metroplex of Omaha
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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery (1997) Directed by Jay Roach stars Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley and Michael York.
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery (1997) Directed by Jay Roach stars Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley and Michael York.
if you don’t eat tofu you are of weak mind and body
January 20, 2026 at 11:41 PM
if you don’t eat tofu you are of weak mind and body
tableau of a work-from-home sick idiot
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
tableau of a work-from-home sick idiot
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Omaha🧊sightings today:
S 15th near Hickory
S 11th & S 9th - Little Italy/Dahlman Flats
36th & Q area (Promex)
S 15th near Hickory
S 11th & S 9th - Little Italy/Dahlman Flats
36th & Q area (Promex)
South O, keep your eyes peeled and keep yourselves safe.
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Omaha🧊sightings today:
S 15th near Hickory
S 11th & S 9th - Little Italy/Dahlman Flats
36th & Q area (Promex)
S 15th near Hickory
S 11th & S 9th - Little Italy/Dahlman Flats
36th & Q area (Promex)
South O, keep your eyes peeled and keep yourselves safe.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
South O, keep your eyes peeled and keep yourselves safe.
Steelers nation. it’s joever
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Steelers nation. it’s joever
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'Tough break with your Aunt and Uncle, but they should have complied with the Stormtroopers'
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
'Tough break with your Aunt and Uncle, but they should have complied with the Stormtroopers'
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Local folks, I'm now hosting three nights of trivia weekly in Omaha! Catch me tonight at Harney Street Tavern at 7pm.
That said, I can't keep up this pace, so we're looking to hire a new host to take over this Thursday gig and more future opportunities. Head here to apply: triviamafia.com/apply
That said, I can't keep up this pace, so we're looking to hire a new host to take over this Thursday gig and more future opportunities. Head here to apply: triviamafia.com/apply
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Local folks, I'm now hosting three nights of trivia weekly in Omaha! Catch me tonight at Harney Street Tavern at 7pm.
That said, I can't keep up this pace, so we're looking to hire a new host to take over this Thursday gig and more future opportunities. Head here to apply: triviamafia.com/apply
That said, I can't keep up this pace, so we're looking to hire a new host to take over this Thursday gig and more future opportunities. Head here to apply: triviamafia.com/apply
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Getting one of those longitude/latitude tattoos on my arms but it's dozens of digits long and it's the dates of the next thirty years of Temperature Tuesdays at Runza.
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Getting one of those longitude/latitude tattoos on my arms but it's dozens of digits long and it's the dates of the next thirty years of Temperature Tuesdays at Runza.
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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There’s a video of ICE shooting a woman in the head.
What else do you need to see?
What else do you need to see?
Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand ICE/CBP end their terror.
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
There’s a video of ICE shooting a woman in the head.
What else do you need to see?
What else do you need to see?
extremely funny that Paul and Ringo are the last living Beatles bc Ringo just minds his own business and Paul lies about everything for sport
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
extremely funny that Paul and Ringo are the last living Beatles bc Ringo just minds his own business and Paul lies about everything for sport
new playboy manbaby has unironically changed the course of my life
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
new playboy manbaby has unironically changed the course of my life
midwestern youth pastor: ranch dressing? nah. ranch blessing
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
midwestern youth pastor: ranch dressing? nah. ranch blessing
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