Expired Greg Nog
@plusgreg.bsky.social
Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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Filling my brita pitcher with egg nog as a sort of Christmas methadone.
Dude's got lead poisoning from all those Fell For It Again awards.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Dude's got lead poisoning from all those Fell For It Again awards.
I swear to god these updates just keep getting better. I hope his gay aura returns for his 1000th!
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I swear to god these updates just keep getting better. I hope his gay aura returns for his 1000th!
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Good morning. JD Vance is a piece of shit. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
JD Vance is a piece of s—t
We can't let the vice president off the hook.
www.sfgate.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Good morning. JD Vance is a piece of shit. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
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THE BALD BEET RED MEN ARE JOINING THE BATTLE ON THE SIDE OF HUMANITY
TRULY THE REGIME IS LOSING THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
TRULY THE REGIME IS LOSING THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
January 15, 2026 at 9:27 AM
THE BALD BEET RED MEN ARE JOINING THE BATTLE ON THE SIDE OF HUMANITY
TRULY THE REGIME IS LOSING THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
TRULY THE REGIME IS LOSING THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
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Not THEIR challenge coin any more.
Their challenge coin is a laughing skeleton wearing a crown, with vultures on it's shoulders.
Looks less like something you'd give "law enforcement" and more like something you'd give to the death squad of a king.
Looks less like something you'd give "law enforcement" and more like something you'd give to the death squad of a king.
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Not THEIR challenge coin any more.
🎶 I want an APP
that can find COAT 🎶
'cause I loooooooooooooooooked
🎶 for JACKET! 🎶
that can find COAT 🎶
'cause I loooooooooooooooooked
🎶 for JACKET! 🎶
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
🎶 I want an APP
that can find COAT 🎶
'cause I loooooooooooooooooked
🎶 for JACKET! 🎶
that can find COAT 🎶
'cause I loooooooooooooooooked
🎶 for JACKET! 🎶
That's fine but Kevin there is clearly asexual.
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
That's fine but Kevin there is clearly asexual.
A little advice from the theater:
There are no small parts, only small penises.
There are no small parts, only small penises.
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 AM
A little advice from the theater:
There are no small parts, only small penises.
There are no small parts, only small penises.
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ICE officers are publicly stating that Renee Good was killed not because an officer was threatened but because they were made at her for not instantly following every order issued.
The new ICE threat to protestors is:
"Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch."
The new ICE threat to protestors is:
"Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch."
“We Killed That Lesbian B*tch”: ICE Uses Renee Good’s Death as Threat
Protesters are recounting federal agents using Good’s death to warn them off.
newrepublic.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
ICE officers are publicly stating that Renee Good was killed not because an officer was threatened but because they were made at her for not instantly following every order issued.
The new ICE threat to protestors is:
"Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch."
The new ICE threat to protestors is:
"Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch."
40% of cops hit the hay on mattresses on the bare floor. For more on this just google "40% of cops hit"
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 AM
40% of cops hit the hay on mattresses on the bare floor. For more on this just google "40% of cops hit"
Oh so invasions are impeachable if the country's got white people, got it Don.
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Oh so invasions are impeachable if the country's got white people, got it Don.
Yeah I'm going to treat this as the final word on "distraction" talk. There are tens of thousands of Project 2025 faithful embedded in the govt. They're going to do countless horrible things.
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Yeah I'm going to treat this as the final word on "distraction" talk. There are tens of thousands of Project 2025 faithful embedded in the govt. They're going to do countless horrible things.
The only thing that helped was leading a high school poetry workshop that included @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's "This is my blood"
Each year teaching, I see a hunger for justice growing. They might be coming to save us.
They need to see us try first, though.
We fight. We might lose. They learn.
Each year teaching, I see a hunger for justice growing. They might be coming to save us.
They need to see us try first, though.
We fight. We might lose. They learn.
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The only thing that helped was leading a high school poetry workshop that included @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's "This is my blood"
Each year teaching, I see a hunger for justice growing. They might be coming to save us.
They need to see us try first, though.
We fight. We might lose. They learn.
Each year teaching, I see a hunger for justice growing. They might be coming to save us.
They need to see us try first, though.
We fight. We might lose. They learn.
Parents are trying to harden the targets of their kids' schools because our leaders will do nothing to keep them safe.
Teachers buy their own snacks to feed starving kids.
Democrats want ICE to be held to the standard "of every other law enforcement agency" when those standards are still broken.
Teachers buy their own snacks to feed starving kids.
Democrats want ICE to be held to the standard "of every other law enforcement agency" when those standards are still broken.
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Parents are trying to harden the targets of their kids' schools because our leaders will do nothing to keep them safe.
Teachers buy their own snacks to feed starving kids.
Democrats want ICE to be held to the standard "of every other law enforcement agency" when those standards are still broken.
Teachers buy their own snacks to feed starving kids.
Democrats want ICE to be held to the standard "of every other law enforcement agency" when those standards are still broken.
Tried to focus on work today. Tried not to fixate on what's happening to friends and colleagues and their cities.
But then the last work inquiry that came in was a fundraiser. Parents want to raise $ for grade school security because a mass shooting happened at the next school over. Just…broke me.
But then the last work inquiry that came in was a fundraiser. Parents want to raise $ for grade school security because a mass shooting happened at the next school over. Just…broke me.
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Tried to focus on work today. Tried not to fixate on what's happening to friends and colleagues and their cities.
But then the last work inquiry that came in was a fundraiser. Parents want to raise $ for grade school security because a mass shooting happened at the next school over. Just…broke me.
But then the last work inquiry that came in was a fundraiser. Parents want to raise $ for grade school security because a mass shooting happened at the next school over. Just…broke me.
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this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"
This can't be real. This is an unlockable joke vehicle from Cruisin' USA.
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This can't be real. This is an unlockable joke vehicle from Cruisin' USA.
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Footage for those curious.
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Footage for those curious.
Who is your local apocalypse hero?
Omaha has this striking Kellogg's plant worker who never quit, even during a full tilt deluge.
Say the words At Will Termination three times in a break room mirror and he'll appear.
Omaha has this striking Kellogg's plant worker who never quit, even during a full tilt deluge.
Say the words At Will Termination three times in a break room mirror and he'll appear.
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Who is your local apocalypse hero?
Omaha has this striking Kellogg's plant worker who never quit, even during a full tilt deluge.
Say the words At Will Termination three times in a break room mirror and he'll appear.
Omaha has this striking Kellogg's plant worker who never quit, even during a full tilt deluge.
Say the words At Will Termination three times in a break room mirror and he'll appear.
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The UK have also sent a single military officer to the United States DHS
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The UK have also sent a single military officer to the United States DHS
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Heard that ICE is in my old neighborhood of Little Italy today. If anyone's otg and needs response and support, let a guy know.
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Heard that ICE is in my old neighborhood of Little Italy today. If anyone's otg and needs response and support, let a guy know.
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It is in no way “law enforcement” to beat up an American 10th grader and steal and sell his possessions.
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It is in no way “law enforcement” to beat up an American 10th grader and steal and sell his possessions.
Best Dinner Theatre Experience:
The Alpine Inn, just north of Omaha. They serve basically only fried chicken and some other bar food staples. They collect all the chicken bones and dump them onto a sealed-off patio, where a colony of raccoons feasts and charms every night.
Great fried chicken!
The Alpine Inn, just north of Omaha. They serve basically only fried chicken and some other bar food staples. They collect all the chicken bones and dump them onto a sealed-off patio, where a colony of raccoons feasts and charms every night.
Great fried chicken!
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Best Dinner Theatre Experience:
The Alpine Inn, just north of Omaha. They serve basically only fried chicken and some other bar food staples. They collect all the chicken bones and dump them onto a sealed-off patio, where a colony of raccoons feasts and charms every night.
Great fried chicken!
The Alpine Inn, just north of Omaha. They serve basically only fried chicken and some other bar food staples. They collect all the chicken bones and dump them onto a sealed-off patio, where a colony of raccoons feasts and charms every night.
Great fried chicken!