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Greg Nog
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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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Watching the dog show.
Screenshot from a Brian David Gilbert Unraveled where he says to camera "we've done some shit to bees, yall" but I've changed bees to wolves. He wears a gray suit a pink shirt and pink tie on a black background
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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if you see this, resleet it with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season.

I'll start, mine is The Hudsucker Proxy.
Image of Hudsucker Industries skyscraper clock from the film. Neon sign below a classic analog clock face reads The Future is Now. Snow falls. One of the penthouse office windows is lit warmly from within.
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Taken ten years apart. This cake is the funniest thing my family has ever done.
A man sits alone at a heavy metal picnic table located at Skate Island in Grand Island Nebraska. The wall behind him says HAPPY BIRTHDAY in blue text with hand painted balloons. The man now holds a cake with that previous photo printed on it, below the happy birthday is red frosting that reads Happy 40th Birthday Greg. The man replicates the same sad pose in the first photo.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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GO PACK GO, ARTIE'S LOSING HER MIND OVER HERE.
A man in selfie with grey and green Packers sweatshirt jacket holds a brindle frenchie beagle mix in a green hoodie. They sit on a dark gray couch. Same subject and setting, dog is now throwing her head back to lick the man's face.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Absolutely embarrassing. "Look at this character sheet exemplifying all three facial expressions from Bee Movie!"
Image from the ad agency trying to prove they didn't use AI art that is clearly made from AI art.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I'm petsitting a couple of local business celebrities.
A light gray tabby cat stands on a hardwood floor looking skeptically at the camera. A white bodied Pyrenees at Bernard mix is pet by a hand from a person off camera. She has a faint black mask and ears and a tan top of head.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Yes, absolutely.
Two dogs sit in the back seat of a blue SUV, door open. Dog on the left is a cattle dog mini pinscher mix with big deep brown eyes and high pointed ears. Dog on the right is a brindle French bulldog and beagle mix with large flopped rounded ears, medium brown eyes, and a small white patch on her chest.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Atheists looking at Jesus:
Same image as previous. Now reads "That's no son."
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Theologians looking at Jesus:
"That's no moon" moment of Star Wars where Han and Obi Wan are looking at the Death Star but Obi is saying That's No Man.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Ah shit.
Image of Nebraska Mentioned meme anime girl with a number of bad Nebraskan things, including Pete Ricketts and a Nazi gun range called 88 Tactical.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Ok
Thumbs up meme
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Chicago Pope Hiyao Miyazaki
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Fuck This AI Bullshit
Image from a documentary in which Hiyao Miyazaki has just been shown art from a large language model plagiarism machine. He is viewed in profile talking to a group of people. Text reads I am utterly disgusted. I would never wish to incorporate this technology into my work at all! I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Getting customer service tips from the new Defunctland:
Graphic that shows a bubble labeled "techniques" being connected with a line to a bubble named "blame absorption" in white and then blue fonts. Sans serif.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Omaha pals, I'm hosting @triviamafia.com at Smokin' Oak in Midtown Crossing! We start at 6pm tonight and every Tuesday. Be there for great pizza, great drinks (from an on-demand tap wall!), and great trivia!
Group shot of trivia players at a wooden table smiling at camera. Two trivia players on a brown leather couch seated by a roaring fire. Selfie of poster in red plush zip up with trivia team behind him.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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After a solid year on back-order, there has just been a huge development for the What's Behind Greg on @triviamafia.com Zoom Calls community.
Screen capture of a Zoom call. A man in a Cool Shirtz by Brendan brand pureloons sweatshirt grins at the camera in thick-rimmed glasses. Behind him on a gray wall is a plush replica from Kidrobot of the character Clocky from PeeWee's Playhouse, a yellow clock with red lines in the shape of a map of the United States.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Gonna start a new TikTok trend that will cure the male loneliness epidemic.
Image of a pre-lit Christmas tree in a living room. Text superimposed reads "31 days til Christmas no ornaments, no garland no tinsel, no candy canes ready to raw dog this whole season"
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Wait, hold on a minute...

THERE we go.
Image from OP but a smaller dripping French dip is now emerging from what would be the mouth of the first one.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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H.R. Giger didn't die of horniness to have his dream of Smaller Dripping Heads That Live Inside Mouths disrespected like this.
Image from OP. Ellen Ripley leans away from the xenomorph head sweatily, grimacing. Second image from OP. A second, smaller dripping French Dip is emerging from the first one.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The Murray Maneuver
Image of The Holdo Manuever aftermath from The Last Jedi, where Adm. Holdo steers a rebel ship into its pursuers and goes to hyperspace, destroying the Last Order fleet.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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When did they start letting Homer Simpson design cruise ships?
Homer Simpson in the car he designed, a deeply clumsy car with two seating compartment bubbles, a huge spoiler, step down stairs, huge mirrors, in a bright neon green.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Happens with dogs too! She's only let me up for one shirt change break today.
Man in Packers sweatshirt, green with yellow font, lies on a coach. He looks off camera. On his chest is a brindle french bulldog beagle mix. Her legs stretch out from her body, she has a small white patch on her stomach. Same man, now sitting up slightly on couch. He now wears a Broncos Terrell Davis jersey. Dog is basically in the same spot, one of her ears sticks up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I reject Walmart's false Grinch. The only true Grinch is the pervert teacher from Glee.
Image of Matthew Morrison as the Grinch. He wears a green vest with a red and yellow scarf. He barrels the camera and holds a hand to his lips, his eyes wide. This is from a moment in the show where he directly addressed the camera. It was awful.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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And? Justice has been doing this exact act for like two decades.
Image of Justice's live set design. Stacks of amps to both sides of the DJ stand, a glowing white cross in the center, lights pointing skyward.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Goddammit is Weird Al using the plagiarism machine for his promotional material? Deeply disappointing.
Poster from an IG screenshot, Weird Al Destroying a city Godzilla style. Many trademark giveaways of AI art.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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If you have any doubt about Artie being half French bulldog, sound on.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM