Greg Nog
@plusgreg.bsky.social
Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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Raking the leaves, but not to remove them. Just to give me a soft place outside the house to scream.
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
Naming my fists Ozy and Mandias because when I'm done with you all will look on my works and despair.
(And all that will be left of you is some feet)
(And all that will be left of you is some feet)
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Naming my fists Ozy and Mandias because when I'm done with you all will look on my works and despair.
(And all that will be left of you is some feet)
(And all that will be left of you is some feet)
happy cyber monday, a/s/l?
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
happy cyber monday, a/s/l?
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
The tradition of sending a message to authoritarians and their snitches is back for another year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The tradition of sending a message to authoritarians and their snitches is back for another year.
Last year the angel on our nativity fell one too many times. So now someone new watches over the manger.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Last year the angel on our nativity fell one too many times. So now someone new watches over the manger.
Stranger Things really saw Dear Evan Hansen and said, "yes, but make it all of them."
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Stranger Things really saw Dear Evan Hansen and said, "yes, but make it all of them."
Whoopi confirmed as the first celebrity to secure the coveted MOEGOT.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Whoopi confirmed as the first celebrity to secure the coveted MOEGOT.
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
Of course '90s kids wanted to eat pills, just look at how they were advertised.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Of course '90s kids wanted to eat pills, just look at how they were advertised.
ACAB includes the boys in the NYPD choir singing Galway Bay
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ACAB includes the boys in the NYPD choir singing Galway Bay
Watching the dog show.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Watching the dog show.
if you see this, resleet it with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season.
I'll start, mine is The Hudsucker Proxy.
I'll start, mine is The Hudsucker Proxy.
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you see this, resleet it with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season.
I'll start, mine is The Hudsucker Proxy.
I'll start, mine is The Hudsucker Proxy.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
Taken ten years apart. This cake is the funniest thing my family has ever done.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Taken ten years apart. This cake is the funniest thing my family has ever done.
Make sure you've got the Gkids release for this, the updated translation treats Hana's character much better.
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Make sure you've got the Gkids release for this, the updated translation treats Hana's character much better.
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happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
happy turkey day
GO PACK GO, ARTIE'S LOSING HER MIND OVER HERE.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
GO PACK GO, ARTIE'S LOSING HER MIND OVER HERE.
Respect to the producer working the Lions v. Packers who had "Hang Me Up to Dry" by Cold War Kids queued up for an embarrassing pass-and-drop on 4th down.
You should be at home fighting your dad, but I'm thankful for your service.
You should be at home fighting your dad, but I'm thankful for your service.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Respect to the producer working the Lions v. Packers who had "Hang Me Up to Dry" by Cold War Kids queued up for an embarrassing pass-and-drop on 4th down.
You should be at home fighting your dad, but I'm thankful for your service.
You should be at home fighting your dad, but I'm thankful for your service.
Labradors are the official dog of Thanksgiving.
Bernese Mountain Dogs represent Christmas.
Golden Retrievers can have July 4th, who cares.
Bernese Mountain Dogs represent Christmas.
Golden Retrievers can have July 4th, who cares.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Labradors are the official dog of Thanksgiving.
Bernese Mountain Dogs represent Christmas.
Golden Retrievers can have July 4th, who cares.
Bernese Mountain Dogs represent Christmas.
Golden Retrievers can have July 4th, who cares.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
ALERT: To respect centuries of tradition, today I shall be watching the dog show and renaming all the dogs. (Peacock won't let me take screenshots so I am literally taking pictures of my television. WHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS, PEACOCK?)
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!