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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 12d

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯-𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩.

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 9h

The creature.

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 11h

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 9h

You're a fucking nazi lmao

Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 10h

God, if only the Dems were one tenth as cool as the fash lie

Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 10h

Yes but liberals would apparently rather become nazi eugenicists than just force the Dems to actually do things other than attacking their own base

Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 10h

On the other hand I'll bet these guys lose thei fucking *minds* in the produce section

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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 13h

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 10h

The Mariners have been trapped in this time loop for 143 iterations and can only break the Cursed Cycle by becoming more popular than the Seahawks

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 10h

One must imagine baseball happy

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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 10h

The Virgin Sirei vs The Incel Monokuma vs The Chad Zero

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 10h

Virgin vs chad meme with Monokuma and Sirei except they're both drawn as the virgin guy

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 11h

That's what capitalism is, rule by the capitalist class. That's all it ever was.

Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 14h

youtu.be/A5U8ypHq3BU ROLL THE CLIP!

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 14h

Capitalism. The answer is capitalism.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22h

le creuset is not cheugy. it's plumbo. get your cash up, broke chungus

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 14h

Fools in this thread, this is not Glonzo. Glonzo is when it's a dumbass conspiracy picked up by politicians *after* the fact. QAnon was Glonzo. Mr Nibbles is his own thing and you will treat Portland's skeleton overlord with the respect he is owed.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 14h

It still kills me that cutting out the manufactured beam and nearly destroying his house is not even a footnote anymore with everything that came after. Blaster Master was truly a gift to the Internet

The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16h

beatmstrj still hasn't been able to see his vampire the masquerade larp bathroom house if anybody was wondering about that

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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 15h

Capitol Hill is literally crawling with antifa. if you somehow didn't know that before you bought one of those nice Victorians, I'm happy to take it off your hands so you can quickly escape this leftist hellhole

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 15h

sorry that should be downwind you want that good radioactive material to keep the vaccines away

Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 15h

patriots in seattle it's true here too the antifas are coming, you should sell your house/condo as quickly as you can and move some place safer like goldbar or pasco or a trailer directly upwind from hanford

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18h

Antifa is roaming New York neighborhoods and they’re targeting houses with parquet flooring, crown molding or tin ceilings. Please share this with your most conservative, elderly neighbor.

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 16h

don't give up beastmaster the females will be all over that can of monster you turned into a bathroom any day now

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16h

beatmstrj still hasn't been able to see his vampire the masquerade larp bathroom house if anybody was wondering about that

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Sorkin-Brained Centrist Liberal Reply Guys @decayftw.bsky.social · 16h

Oh wait I guess there's the fourth option:
* A child-toucher being paid as a CI

cause us "experienced protesters" are sadly familiar with *that* brand of human garbage too