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KJ @deceptacle.org · Aug 3

due to her staunch conservative politics i will no longer be jerking it to sydney sweeney. that’ll learn her

KJ @deceptacle.org · 3h

yeah man that’ll unravel the propaganda machine. the billionaires who control the world are just a Rumpelstiltskin-type word game away from utter defeat

Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 7h

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

KJ @deceptacle.org · 10h

something deeply disturbing about adults over 35 who are into college sports

KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

“Hey there are good cops” type energy. Gtfo with that horseshit. Christianty in America is a goddamn poison

KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

Let’s do some math here so there were millions of trump voters who are Christian, who used the church to mobilize for him and demonize his opponents. Also there are thousands of Christian priests who raped thousands of children and the church helped them get away with it. So, fuck Christianity

KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

that is a drawing, and not a girl

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KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

there are far too many philly fans in sports media. nobody wants this

KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

Everyone LOOKS at the cue cards on the show, but you can see BB reading individual words during the super long pauses when it's his line. Just terrible. And the audience treats him like he's a 8 year old on stage, just proud he says ANYTHING and applauding when he completes a line successfully

KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

my Bad Bunny hot take is that he's fucking terrible at hosting SNL.

my guess is every decade or so there's a middling singer with a ridiculous ego who wants to be told that they're funny, and since Timberlake is over, Bunny is up

KJ @deceptacle.org · 1d

It's laborious just to DESCRIBE what we had to do to hear music we liked. I had to get a job to get a car to drive to record stores to sample tracks to buy tapes/CDs, and a mix tape required SEVERAL MORE STEPS

Now you can ask your phone to play it and it fucking will!! You don't even have to type!

Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 1d

Kids today have way better musical taste than we did because they have access to the entire history of popular music at their fingertips. You've got 12 year olds in the year 2025 whose favorite album is Astral Weeks.

KJ @deceptacle.org · 5d

why would any woman at the place of many mothers name a newborn girl FURIOSA

KJ @deceptacle.org · 5d

I ordered from taco bell last night 3 items, a cheesy gordita crunch, a double decker taco, and a cantina chicken burrito. the total was SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS. what in the hell is happening over there?? @tacobell.bsky.social what the fuck are you assholes doing with your pricing, that's INSANE

KJ @deceptacle.org · 5d

look how fucking old and decrepit he looks jfc

KJ @deceptacle.org · 6d

WHAT A FUCKING THROW BAKER

KJ @deceptacle.org · 8d

*walks by an insane person on the street talking insane nonsense to themself*
“well just burn the whole city down”

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 8d

just let the mods destroy this place at this point

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.... • 3h
All I want is a politician that says "this is unequivocally wrong and here's what l'm doing to stop it," it's not complicated!!!

@eriktheginger.bsky.social
It actually is. This is a silly, childish position on your part. But don't take my word for it. Google Neville Chamberlain.

KJ @deceptacle.org · 8d

it's insane that shanny doesn't have anything in his play calling bag for that situation. there are millions of ways to keep the clock running, make them burn time outs, and not give up like that cowardly 3 and punt sequence. he was playing to lose

KJ @deceptacle.org · 9d

Nah a cable knit would be pretty expensive and require decent tailoring to make into a button down. this is a cheap ass textured jacket. like a box puffer, with a fabric exterior. Either way its ghastly shit, middle management-designed fashion

KJ @deceptacle.org · 9d

you don’t have to, he’s not super fly at all. dude is sauceless

KJ @deceptacle.org · 9d

yeah dude that tracks. it looks outright bad from the footage in the trailer and they seem to be obscuring the actual movie with LARGE FONT PULL QUOTES that praise the rock for having the gumption to take the role... which is very suspicious. How is playing a fighter outside his range?? It's a pass

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12d

Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/

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KJ @deceptacle.org · 12d

“you’ll never know the fear of being in a woman’s only space and imagining that a specific type of crime that’s never actually happened COULD ONE DAY HAPPEN! BOO! I live my life unafraid of the cishet men who commit all the crimes, because I use my imagination to find villains instead”
-jk rowling

KJ @deceptacle.org · 13d

Hey Jake quick question why in the fuck are you posting chatterton content from twitter on bluesky? Is there a single person here who wants to read that shit?

KJ @deceptacle.org · 13d

We fucking suck man #49ers

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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 14d

Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can capture much of their goofiness in one photo. 🪶

Burrowing owl family at their burrow. Scowling mom on the left, then one kid with their head tilted to the side, then two kids panting in the heat.

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KJ @deceptacle.org · 16d

Pete Davidson finally getting to perform to the people responsible for his father dying on 9/11

Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16d

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16d

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

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