Toni RAXton
@deelo502.bsky.social
ADHD AF| If I’ve shenan’d once, I’ll shenanigan!
Do NOT follow me based on that “one thing” I said that “one time” that resonated with you cause these skeets are just like the wind.
Do NOT follow me based on that “one thing” I said that “one time” that resonated with you cause these skeets are just like the wind.
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Toni RAXton
@deelo502.bsky.social
· Dec 19
But since you said it for me…
My phone may be resting in the arms of King Neptune but this trip was everything I needed it to be. ❤️
My phone may be resting in the arms of King Neptune but this trip was everything I needed it to be. ❤️
I hate Walmart so much.
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I hate Walmart so much.
“Damn, you can’t take a joke?”
“I’d much rather be taking some dick”
“😦”
“”
“I’d much rather be taking some dick”
“😦”
“”
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
“Damn, you can’t take a joke?”
“I’d much rather be taking some dick”
“😦”
“”
“I’d much rather be taking some dick”
“😦”
“”
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Okay so go dig up the back 9 of its bodies back there. Get the LIDAR and scan the whole damn thing.
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Okay so go dig up the back 9 of its bodies back there. Get the LIDAR and scan the whole damn thing.
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
Let me get up and get my life in order so I can go to this man house crawl in his bed and go back to sleep
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Let me get up and get my life in order so I can go to this man house crawl in his bed and go back to sleep
Mohela can go to hella.
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Mohela can go to hella.
I truly had no idea this was the destination 😭
She a lesbian lmao
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I truly had no idea this was the destination 😭
These hoes? 👀
Y’all be gaming? 👀
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
These hoes? 👀
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Lmao!
When you see the wealthy wimminz wealthing on the skyline, just drop a #BigMoney and they will be added to the database.
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Lmao!
Okay so go dig up the back 9 of its bodies back there. Get the LIDAR and scan the whole damn thing.
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Okay so go dig up the back 9 of its bodies back there. Get the LIDAR and scan the whole damn thing.
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
Bill and Donald can BOTH go.
BUY ONE PEDO GET ONE FREE!
But like… when you say you crave my scent, what do you mean by that?
a person is laying on a bed with a purple light behind them and a purple pillow .
ALT: a person is laying on a bed with a purple light behind them and a purple pillow .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 PM
But like… when you say you crave my scent, what do you mean by that?
Not even finna text hi back cause that’s how my pussy ended up in his mouth last time. NO.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Not even finna text hi back cause that’s how my pussy ended up in his mouth last time. NO.
Lord, STRENGTH. I’m not your strongest soldier. Please. Thank you.
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Lord, STRENGTH. I’m not your strongest soldier. Please. Thank you.
I start liking this snow globe head ass nigga for real this time and the bro-hoes start coming out the shadows…. Never fucking fails. 😭
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I start liking this snow globe head ass nigga for real this time and the bro-hoes start coming out the shadows…. Never fucking fails. 😭
“I’m not one of your lil friends.”
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 AM
“I’m not one of your lil friends.”
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
Finna listen to Zapp & Roger.
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Finna listen to Zapp & Roger.
Damn 😂
Changed the pfp and im like “who is that posting the same music as me?!” Crossfuckingfaded finally
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Damn 😂
Shit be happening and I be thinking “my homegirl gon have a lot to say about this one.”
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Shit be happening and I be thinking “my homegirl gon have a lot to say about this one.”
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
Not even Shonda Rhimes could write this season of my life.
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Not even Shonda Rhimes could write this season of my life.
My life is speeding headfirst into a critical juncture. I can see it on the horizon and there’s no way around it. lol
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 AM
My life is speeding headfirst into a critical juncture. I can see it on the horizon and there’s no way around it. lol
The Queen dozing off on the royal ribbon twirlers is fucking hilarious.
January 30, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The Queen dozing off on the royal ribbon twirlers is fucking hilarious.
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"AND THE BATMAN HAS UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO MEET MY DEMANDS..."
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
"AND THE BATMAN HAS UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO MEET MY DEMANDS..."
It’s some crème brûlée in there
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It’s some crème brûlée in there
So one of the Slim Jits assignments asked him to rewrite the mnemonic device “PEMDAS” to something he could remember and y’all…
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 AM
So one of the Slim Jits assignments asked him to rewrite the mnemonic device “PEMDAS” to something he could remember and y’all…
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.