Toni RAXton
@deelo502.bsky.social
ADHD AF| If I’ve shenan’d once, I’ll shenanigan!
Do NOT follow me based on that “one thing” I said that “one time” that resonated with you cause these skeets are just like the wind.
Do NOT follow me based on that “one thing” I said that “one time” that resonated with you cause these skeets are just like the wind.
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Toni RAXton
@deelo502.bsky.social
· Dec 19
But since you said it for me…
My phone may be resting in the arms of King Neptune but this trip was everything I needed it to be. ❤️
My phone may be resting in the arms of King Neptune but this trip was everything I needed it to be. ❤️
“I’m not one of your lil friends.”
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 AM
“I’m not one of your lil friends.”
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
Lmaooooo! You is NOW, girlfriend.
😂😂😂
Finna listen to Zapp & Roger.
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Finna listen to Zapp & Roger.
Damn 😂
Changed the pfp and im like “who is that posting the same music as me?!” Crossfuckingfaded finally
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Damn 😂
Shit be happening and I be thinking “my homegirl gon have a lot to say about this one.”
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Shit be happening and I be thinking “my homegirl gon have a lot to say about this one.”
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
Chat, my mom is the homegirl in reference. 😭
Not even Shonda Rhimes could write this season of my life.
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Not even Shonda Rhimes could write this season of my life.
My life is speeding headfirst into a critical juncture. I can see it on the horizon and there’s no way around it. lol
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 AM
My life is speeding headfirst into a critical juncture. I can see it on the horizon and there’s no way around it. lol
The Queen dozing off on the royal ribbon twirlers is fucking hilarious.
January 30, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The Queen dozing off on the royal ribbon twirlers is fucking hilarious.
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"AND THE BATMAN HAS UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO MEET MY DEMANDS..."
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
"AND THE BATMAN HAS UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO MEET MY DEMANDS..."
It’s some crème brûlée in there
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It’s some crème brûlée in there
So one of the Slim Jits assignments asked him to rewrite the mnemonic device “PEMDAS” to something he could remember and y’all…
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 AM
So one of the Slim Jits assignments asked him to rewrite the mnemonic device “PEMDAS” to something he could remember and y’all…
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.
This definitely my kid, but like, OMG…
😩 I can’t even tell y’all what it was. If you guess correctly I’ll admit it tho.
Drew the curtains and he had 2 bitches in’er with him. Lmaoooo! His momma so disappointed.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Drew the curtains and he had 2 bitches in’er with him. Lmaoooo! His momma so disappointed.
Penelope popped that pussy and got knocked up in her first marital season.
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Penelope popped that pussy and got knocked up in her first marital season.
LMAOOOO
Honestly -15 is fine I only start getting uncomfortable below -30F.
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
LMAOOOO
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Jeezy:
more snow this weekend 🙃
January 30, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Jeezy:
Whoever got my voodoo doll, can you scratch right between my shoulder blades real quick?!
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Whoever got my voodoo doll, can you scratch right between my shoulder blades real quick?!
“demand… ban on…deportation… of CITIZENS”
Say it out loud. Now say it again!
MFs acting like D’s deserve to have they ass ate or sum’n. If y’all don’t GTFOH.
Say it out loud. Now say it again!
MFs acting like D’s deserve to have they ass ate or sum’n. If y’all don’t GTFOH.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
“demand… ban on…deportation… of CITIZENS”
Say it out loud. Now say it again!
MFs acting like D’s deserve to have they ass ate or sum’n. If y’all don’t GTFOH.
Say it out loud. Now say it again!
MFs acting like D’s deserve to have they ass ate or sum’n. If y’all don’t GTFOH.
That’s the bare minimum of what they should be doing. They don’t deserve thanks.
ALL 46 Democrats + 2 independents + 7 republicans = 55 NOs
Needed 60 YES votes, got 45. To be clear.
So I want to see thank yous for Democrats from everyone damn podcaster and others who snarked "Democrats better..." fill in the blank.
Democrats held the line UNANIMOUSLY. Positive reinforcement!
Needed 60 YES votes, got 45. To be clear.
So I want to see thank yous for Democrats from everyone damn podcaster and others who snarked "Democrats better..." fill in the blank.
Democrats held the line UNANIMOUSLY. Positive reinforcement!
The massive government funding package just failed badly in the Senate, 45-55.
Needed 60.
Zero Democrats voted for it.
SEVEN Republicans opposed it:
Budd
Johnson
Lee
Paul
Moody
Rick Scott
Tuberville
(John Thune switched his vote to no for procedural reasons.)
Needed 60.
Zero Democrats voted for it.
SEVEN Republicans opposed it:
Budd
Johnson
Lee
Paul
Moody
Rick Scott
Tuberville
(John Thune switched his vote to no for procedural reasons.)
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
That’s the bare minimum of what they should be doing. They don’t deserve thanks.
We can’t call Pluto a dwarf planet, guys. We gotta refer to it as a “little” planet.
a woman with curly hair is standing in front of a purple smoke cloud .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is standing in front of a purple smoke cloud .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
We can’t call Pluto a dwarf planet, guys. We gotta refer to it as a “little” planet.
It’s too cold to be going out the house all loosey moosey.
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It’s too cold to be going out the house all loosey moosey.
Catch me on a day when I ain’t had my hocus focus bean and ain’t no telling what might come outta my mouth.
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Catch me on a day when I ain’t had my hocus focus bean and ain’t no telling what might come outta my mouth.
“Forgot I can’t talk to you on FaceTime in public without AirPods.”
Sure as fuck cannot! Lmao!
Sure as fuck cannot! Lmao!
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“Forgot I can’t talk to you on FaceTime in public without AirPods.”
Sure as fuck cannot! Lmao!
Sure as fuck cannot! Lmao!
“I knew you was hungry so I stopped and got pizza, rotel dip, spaghetti, roasted broccoli, macaroni & cheese, salmon, and a milkshake for you.”
hottest thing a person could say to you rn?
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
“I knew you was hungry so I stopped and got pizza, rotel dip, spaghetti, roasted broccoli, macaroni & cheese, salmon, and a milkshake for you.”
“If I was yo nigga I wouldn’t…”
Whoa, there! Apply the fucking E BRAKE, pal.
You’d NEVER be him.
Whoa, there! Apply the fucking E BRAKE, pal.
You’d NEVER be him.
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“If I was yo nigga I wouldn’t…”
Whoa, there! Apply the fucking E BRAKE, pal.
You’d NEVER be him.
Whoa, there! Apply the fucking E BRAKE, pal.
You’d NEVER be him.
I jokingly asked to go to Mardi Gras.
Now I gotta check the weather in N’awlins so I can pack.
Now I gotta check the weather in N’awlins so I can pack.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I jokingly asked to go to Mardi Gras.
Now I gotta check the weather in N’awlins so I can pack.
Now I gotta check the weather in N’awlins so I can pack.