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She/Her, Black, and Lezzzzzzbian
I work out but I eat like shit
Seeking asylum at BlueSky
She/Her, Black, and Lezzzzzzbian
I work out but I eat like shit
Seeking asylum at BlueSky
I've never seen the original, so don't jump me for this, but I liked the Crow 2024 version.
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February 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I've never seen the original, so don't jump me for this, but I liked the Crow 2024 version.
I was wondering where the fuck you were. LOL
February 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I was wondering where the fuck you were. LOL
Hell no brother. HELL NO
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hell no brother. HELL NO
Wait, white people eat chitterlins? Are you sure Brett?
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wait, white people eat chitterlins? Are you sure Brett?
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They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.
February 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.
They are ugly asf too, I had a coworker eat them IN THE CAR and refused to stop bringing that shit to work. I resented her so much for it. I think it smells worse than the liver.
February 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They are ugly asf too, I had a coworker eat them IN THE CAR and refused to stop bringing that shit to work. I resented her so much for it. I think it smells worse than the liver.
@teflonandy.bsky.social I tried to tell you that the smell will KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS. LMFAO.
February 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@teflonandy.bsky.social I tried to tell you that the smell will KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS. LMFAO.
It's cooked cow INTESTINES, I can't describe the smell, but it will KNOCK you on your ass.
February 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's cooked cow INTESTINES, I can't describe the smell, but it will KNOCK you on your ass.
Question: Do you bring nasty-smelling food like fish and chitterlings and blow up the joint after using the microwave? I respect yall for not giving a fuck, but some Africans just destroyed our break room with their funky shit. LMAO. Wow.
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Question: Do you bring nasty-smelling food like fish and chitterlings and blow up the joint after using the microwave? I respect yall for not giving a fuck, but some Africans just destroyed our break room with their funky shit. LMAO. Wow.
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I can’t believe this country is a real place anymore…
BREAKING: The Monitors were just hacked at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to display an AI video of Trump licking Elon Musk’s toes.
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
February 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I can’t believe this country is a real place anymore…
I MISS YOUUUUU. Text me from your phone. I lost all my contacts when I bought a new phone. We zoomin in April
February 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I MISS YOUUUUU. Text me from your phone. I lost all my contacts when I bought a new phone. We zoomin in April
How are we enjoying Trump's America? I haven't been affected by any of his policies....YET, man, I hate it here. You? #Trump #Trump2025
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February 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How are we enjoying Trump's America? I haven't been affected by any of his policies....YET, man, I hate it here. You? #Trump #Trump2025
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The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
Oh, the violence in my "for you" tab has given me PTSD. I can not blame you for that.
February 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh, the violence in my "for you" tab has given me PTSD. I can not blame you for that.
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkk cause my homies left X and only tweet here.
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February 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkk cause my homies left X and only tweet here.
Worddddddd. Very dangerous sport
January 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Worddddddd. Very dangerous sport
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I gotta EASE back into all this office work, yo. LMAO
January 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I gotta EASE back into all this office work, yo. LMAO
Mike, she looked like a LION and just eating her snacks. LOL. Happy New Year, Happy Belated, and Merry Christmas, hope all is well.
January 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Mike, she looked like a LION and just eating her snacks. LOL. Happy New Year, Happy Belated, and Merry Christmas, hope all is well.
Yeah, most men at LEAST put the child hair in a bun or something. But this man on the train had his poor baby in bed hair and it was so funny. She looked like she slept wild last night too. LOL. They were so freakin cute bro.
January 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Yeah, most men at LEAST put the child hair in a bun or something. But this man on the train had his poor baby in bed hair and it was so funny. She looked like she slept wild last night too. LOL. They were so freakin cute bro.
This man on the train did NOT comb his daughter's hair today, and she looks like a wild lion on the plains of Africa. Fellas, do you comb your daughter's hair before school? This father said, "Fuck it!". LOLOL #GoodMorning
January 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This man on the train did NOT comb his daughter's hair today, and she looks like a wild lion on the plains of Africa. Fellas, do you comb your daughter's hair before school? This father said, "Fuck it!". LOLOL #GoodMorning
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
Conor is a disgrace, I pray he does not get Mike Tyson forgiveness from fans.
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Conor is a disgrace, I pray he does not get Mike Tyson forgiveness from fans.