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She/Her, Black, and Lezzzzzzbian
I work out but I eat like shit
Seeking asylum at BlueSky
She/Her, Black, and Lezzzzzzbian
I work out but I eat like shit
Seeking asylum at BlueSky
I've never seen the original, so don't jump me for this, but I liked the Crow 2024 version.
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February 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I've never seen the original, so don't jump me for this, but I liked the Crow 2024 version.
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They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.
February 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.
Question: Do you bring nasty-smelling food like fish and chitterlings and blow up the joint after using the microwave? I respect yall for not giving a fuck, but some Africans just destroyed our break room with their funky shit. LMAO. Wow.
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Question: Do you bring nasty-smelling food like fish and chitterlings and blow up the joint after using the microwave? I respect yall for not giving a fuck, but some Africans just destroyed our break room with their funky shit. LMAO. Wow.
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I can’t believe this country is a real place anymore…
BREAKING: The Monitors were just hacked at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to display an AI video of Trump licking Elon Musk’s toes.
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
February 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I can’t believe this country is a real place anymore…
How are we enjoying Trump's America? I haven't been affected by any of his policies....YET, man, I hate it here. You? #Trump #Trump2025
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February 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How are we enjoying Trump's America? I haven't been affected by any of his policies....YET, man, I hate it here. You? #Trump #Trump2025
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The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkk cause my homies left X and only tweet here.
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February 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkk cause my homies left X and only tweet here.
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This man on the train did NOT comb his daughter's hair today, and she looks like a wild lion on the plains of Africa. Fellas, do you comb your daughter's hair before school? This father said, "Fuck it!". LOLOL #GoodMorning
January 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This man on the train did NOT comb his daughter's hair today, and she looks like a wild lion on the plains of Africa. Fellas, do you comb your daughter's hair before school? This father said, "Fuck it!". LOLOL #GoodMorning
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
Just walked in the office after holiday break like…
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January 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just walked in the office after holiday break like…
Conor is straight FUCKN lying about that fight with Logan Paul. The only thing I believe about this, is that Conor needs the money and this fight ain’t gonna happen. FOH. 😭 #ConorMcGregor
December 30, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Conor is straight FUCKN lying about that fight with Logan Paul. The only thing I believe about this, is that Conor needs the money and this fight ain’t gonna happen. FOH. 😭 #ConorMcGregor
This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen and the trailer lied to the audience. This is hot GARBAGE #NowWatching
December 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen and the trailer lied to the audience. This is hot GARBAGE #NowWatching
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
December 30, 2024 at 6:24 AM
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
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It’s wild how many people watch videos on their phones without headphones in public places now.
December 29, 2024 at 6:57 PM
It’s wild how many people watch videos on their phones without headphones in public places now.
This is GOD awful. 🤣#NowWatching
December 29, 2024 at 5:34 PM
This is GOD awful. 🤣#NowWatching
Good Morning, the weather is ass, we ain’t going nowhere.
December 29, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Good Morning, the weather is ass, we ain’t going nowhere.
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This shit makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.
December 28, 2024 at 7:30 PM
This shit makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.
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cant sleep, stewing, thinking about how easy it is for men to be taken seriously as intellectuals, and how much ground you have to claw and claw to be taken with a quarter of the gravity, as a woman
December 29, 2024 at 9:36 AM
cant sleep, stewing, thinking about how easy it is for men to be taken seriously as intellectuals, and how much ground you have to claw and claw to be taken with a quarter of the gravity, as a woman
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Make America Great by deporting him back to South Africa.
December 29, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Make America Great by deporting him back to South Africa.
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showing up in washington square park in the rain to play chess against randos is exactly the level of psycho competitor meets sensei that it takes to be the best player on earth. i’m moved
December 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
showing up in washington square park in the rain to play chess against randos is exactly the level of psycho competitor meets sensei that it takes to be the best player on earth. i’m moved
I laughed so hard at this trailer cause wtf.. 😭 #NowWatching
December 28, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I laughed so hard at this trailer cause wtf.. 😭 #NowWatching
I have no idea which book I should read first. 🤷🏾♀️🚨📚#NewBookAlert #Books #NowReading
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I have no idea which book I should read first. 🤷🏾♀️🚨📚#NewBookAlert #Books #NowReading
These Haitian women in the salon are cluckinnnnn. They have no idea I understand every word of creole and that I’m eavesdropping.
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December 28, 2024 at 6:03 PM
These Haitian women in the salon are cluckinnnnn. They have no idea I understand every word of creole and that I’m eavesdropping.