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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · Dec 25

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had date night with the wife tonight :') ended with a movie, then pulled a karen, complaining about teenagers sneaking in, and scored 2 passes to our next movie :)))

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 2d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 3d

this is why i am changing my name everywhere! just in fucking case

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 3d

Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage.

This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 3d

just spent AN HOUR AND A HALF changing my name on all my credit cards. getting my car title and registration updated tomorrow. my passport is in process. I'M SO CLOSE

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 8d

wife and i had a date night and saw john mulaney last night and today took the day off to run errands and get our COVID AND FLU shots and after getting home we PASSED OUT and now i am NAUSEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 17d

WIFE AND I ARE GOING TO A CONCERT OF THE GROUP WE SAW RIGHT BEFORE SHE PROPOSED!!! THIS TIME THEY'RE COMING TO OUR TOWN!!!!!!!

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Emily "Babe" St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21d

Milo Rambaldi predicted all of this.

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 23d

someone at work just came by our single stall gender neutral bathrooms and asked "which one's the men's, which one's the ladies'?" and when we told her everyone used both, she walked away?????

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 23d

oof i gotta get OFF twitter ppl LOVE to be haters (GOOD don't go to her next show!!!! LET ME GO)

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 23d

so far my fave part of the new tswizzle album is the sucession piano chord in elizabeth taylor (i like it a LOT)

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 24d

EMAIL FUCKED UP, CAN'T GET INTO APP FOR EOM WORK, WANNA GO HOOOOOME

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 24d

they changed my name at work INCORRECTLY. she gave me a hyphen because my ID and social security card have my full name with my maiden as my middle name and she just ASSUMED IT WAS HYPHENATED.

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 25d

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25d

Cannot even comprehend the mind that doesn’t find the idea of the “AI actress” completely repellant not to mention stupid

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 26d

wow I just really don't like my job anymore! don't care for the leadership or the changes happening! keep hearing absolute bonkers things coming down from the top and it's making me constantly exhausted but idk what to do about it!!!!

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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · Sep 24

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history
pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.

The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast
about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed
psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The
"known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis
White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale
Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television
and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing
wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked
whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether
his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but
he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from
his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this
interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think
that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself."

1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.

Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from
the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into
ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten
a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further.
It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity
agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that,
but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person
who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the
statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had
a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the
U.S.

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 29d

that's EXACTLY what happened!!!!

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 29d

nicole and I are both looking at ereaders bc she needs one and I want a new one for our HONEYMOON!!!! does anyone have any thoughts on kobo

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · Sep 25

These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.

Writing a novel— actually picking the words and filling in paragraphs— is a tremendous pain in the ass. Now that TV’s so good and the Internet is an endless forest of distraction, it’s damn near impossible. That should be taken into account when ranking the all-time greats. Somebody like Charles Dickens, for example, who had nothing better to do except eat mutton and attend public hangings, should get very little credit.

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Micah @rincewind.run · Sep 22

regardless of the details I think it’s important to spin the Kimmel thing as a win

Trump is weak, he’s unpopular, he massively overreached and inspired enough of a revolt that Disney had to backtrack immediately

he wants to paint himself as an all-powerful dictator, paint him as a loser who sucks

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · Sep 20

JUST BOOKED OUR HONEYMOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏖⛱️👭🏼💏👙👙🍹🍹🍹🍹🥰😍🥵🏖🌈👰‍♂👰🏻💃💃🥳🥳🎉🎉🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · Sep 20

and his first guest was his EX-WIFE!!!!!!!!!!

dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · Sep 19

walked into work behind my coworker this morning and it's like i walked into a WALL of cologne, i think it's in MY hair???

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · Sep 17

more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now

a panel from the Matt Fraction David Aja run on Hawkeye that depicts a newspaper front page that says Everything Awful Oh God Somebody Do Something

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · Sep 18

just. I'm so tired. the constant reminders we live in a fascist state are. so tiring