Delizea
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I think Trump thinks autism is a country.
"We're gonna beat Autism. They treat Trump very unfair. They don't pay their share to NATO. The Autistic people are great but their President doesn't return my calls. They're in for a big surprise if they keep this up."
"We're gonna beat Autism. They treat Trump very unfair. They don't pay their share to NATO. The Autistic people are great but their President doesn't return my calls. They're in for a big surprise if they keep this up."
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think Trump thinks autism is a country.
"We're gonna beat Autism. They treat Trump very unfair. They don't pay their share to NATO. The Autistic people are great but their President doesn't return my calls. They're in for a big surprise if they keep this up."
"We're gonna beat Autism. They treat Trump very unfair. They don't pay their share to NATO. The Autistic people are great but their President doesn't return my calls. They're in for a big surprise if they keep this up."
At this point the USA is like a teenage drunk. Just needs to vomit up the fascism so they can get it out of their system and realise they've made some poor choices in the morning. We can't promise we won't tell their mum though.
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
At this point the USA is like a teenage drunk. Just needs to vomit up the fascism so they can get it out of their system and realise they've made some poor choices in the morning. We can't promise we won't tell their mum though.
Look I'm no social butterfly but I do have a neurodivergent need to have my schedule planned and where's the fixtures at @aleague.bsky.social?
August 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Look I'm no social butterfly but I do have a neurodivergent need to have my schedule planned and where's the fixtures at @aleague.bsky.social?
Kristi Noem's #Southpark complaints show she's thin skinned about botox but oddly accepting of being portrayed as an unhinged serial puppy murderer.
August 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Kristi Noem's #Southpark complaints show she's thin skinned about botox but oddly accepting of being portrayed as an unhinged serial puppy murderer.
I challenge anyone who thinks society wouldn't immediately crumble at the onset of the apocalypse to observe the insatiable hunger for the available seat on a peak hour train carriage.
August 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I challenge anyone who thinks society wouldn't immediately crumble at the onset of the apocalypse to observe the insatiable hunger for the available seat on a peak hour train carriage.
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🇺🇸 Chicago Fire fans turned their backs on the pitch during today's match against San Diego FC, a protest against the club, which ejected three fans from the stadium for displaying an anti-ICE banner.
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July 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
🇺🇸 Chicago Fire fans turned their backs on the pitch during today's match against San Diego FC, a protest against the club, which ejected three fans from the stadium for displaying an anti-ICE banner.
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My parade sucks cos Ukrainians blew up all my tanks. What's Donald's excuse?
June 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My parade sucks cos Ukrainians blew up all my tanks. What's Donald's excuse?
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Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.
June 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.
The real question is whether all 700 were in the one raincoat.
June 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The real question is whether all 700 were in the one raincoat.
My mate's dad is waiting for us at the Corner hotel, but millions of cops in the way won't let us through. What is this @aleague.bsky.social?
May 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
My mate's dad is waiting for us at the Corner hotel, but millions of cops in the way won't let us through. What is this @aleague.bsky.social?
Tonight we shall feast on potato in many forms, hoping that by consuming the flesh of thine enemy, he is vanquished for good.
#auspol #australiadecides
#auspol #australiadecides
May 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tonight we shall feast on potato in many forms, hoping that by consuming the flesh of thine enemy, he is vanquished for good.
#auspol #australiadecides
#auspol #australiadecides
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April 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
April 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Ok so there's 60 undecided voters, frankly i thought there would be less but good on ch7 for rounding up these remaining 60 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #auspol #leadersdebate #ausvotes
April 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Ok so there's 60 undecided voters, frankly i thought there would be less but good on ch7 for rounding up these remaining 60 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #auspol #leadersdebate #ausvotes
April 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Undecided? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen?
#auspol #ausvotes #leadersdebate
#auspol #ausvotes #leadersdebate
April 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Undecided? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen?
#auspol #ausvotes #leadersdebate
#auspol #ausvotes #leadersdebate
LNP gang violence. Imagine you're trying to get to a local restaurant and SUDDENLY TRICKLING ECONOMICS. #auspol
Why are Liberals such a menace behind the wheel?
Every campaign stop is a demolition derby.
If you see a Liberal van coming, maybe for your own safety, just pull over and let the chaos pass.
Every campaign stop is a demolition derby.
If you see a Liberal van coming, maybe for your own safety, just pull over and let the chaos pass.
April 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
LNP gang violence. Imagine you're trying to get to a local restaurant and SUDDENLY TRICKLING ECONOMICS. #auspol
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April 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.
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