Sarah Dell'Orto
@dello.bsky.social
Kingston, NY. Professional grant writer, amateur gardener.
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we’ve got bigger problems, we’re leaving Ryan Lizza in 2025 god bless
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
we’ve got bigger problems, we’re leaving Ryan Lizza in 2025 god bless
Delta created its own version of Spotify Wrapped for me but I literally did not fly anywhere in calendar year 2025 so they’re just grasping at straws and I cannot stop laughing
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Delta created its own version of Spotify Wrapped for me but I literally did not fly anywhere in calendar year 2025 so they’re just grasping at straws and I cannot stop laughing
"sorry, i know you're about to abduct me but can you hold still for a sec while i scan your QR code"
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"sorry, i know you're about to abduct me but can you hold still for a sec while i scan your QR code"
Yesterday the google AI summary told me that Mamdani was the commissioner of the NYC Department of Cultural Affairs. I guess he's been busy!
The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Yesterday the google AI summary told me that Mamdani was the commissioner of the NYC Department of Cultural Affairs. I guess he's been busy!
Decided to do Dry January and start a slow read of “War and Peace” to really kick off the year in misery
January 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Decided to do Dry January and start a slow read of “War and Peace” to really kick off the year in misery
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"it's not that deep" sorry brother but check your microscope, it's complexity all the way down
January 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
"it's not that deep" sorry brother but check your microscope, it's complexity all the way down
hell yeah
BREAKING: The first upstate city to adopt rent stabilization became the first one to do it again.
www.timesunion.com/hudsonvalley...
www.timesunion.com/hudsonvalley...
Kingston votes again to keep rent control, declaring new housing emergency
The city’s Common Council unanimously acted to preserve rent stabilization after a disputed vacancy study threatened tenant protections.
www.timesunion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
hell yeah
WHAT AREAS, NEW YORK????
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
WHAT AREAS, NEW YORK????
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
In my ancestral homeland (The Actors Equity building)
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In my ancestral homeland (The Actors Equity building)
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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate www.todayintabs.com/p/turn-that-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate www.todayintabs.com/p/turn-that-...
I usually have the Sirius XM "Real Jazz" channel playing while I work and like nine times out of ten it's great...and then suddenly I'm listening to an instrumental guitar cover of Nora Jones 'Don't Know Why'. DJ, explain yourself!!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I usually have the Sirius XM "Real Jazz" channel playing while I work and like nine times out of ten it's great...and then suddenly I'm listening to an instrumental guitar cover of Nora Jones 'Don't Know Why'. DJ, explain yourself!!!
Dick Cheney dying, Mamdani winning, and my last day of active cancer treatment all happening in a 24 hour period is *chef’s kiss*
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Dick Cheney dying, Mamdani winning, and my last day of active cancer treatment all happening in a 24 hour period is *chef’s kiss*
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There’s a point you reach where it is spiritually dinner and you can either eat dinner immediately or embark on a journey of ill advised snacks that will devastate your evening
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There’s a point you reach where it is spiritually dinner and you can either eat dinner immediately or embark on a journey of ill advised snacks that will devastate your evening
Ringo Starr, from Shining Time Station
Paul Newman from the lemonade and salad dressing
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ringo Starr, from Shining Time Station
I very rarely miss NYC but today my IG feed is half people voting for Mamdani and half marathon pics and I am jealouuuuuus
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I very rarely miss NYC but today my IG feed is half people voting for Mamdani and half marathon pics and I am jealouuuuuus
proudly voting in a local election where every single candidate is running unopposed just so I can vote for Taylor Bruck (www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...)
He Just Wanted to Modernize the DMV. Then Ken Paxton Sued Him.
Taylor Bruck, a county clerk in upstate New York, has been pulled into a legal battle that will test whether Texas can enforce its abortion laws in other states.
www.texasmonthly.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
proudly voting in a local election where every single candidate is running unopposed just so I can vote for Taylor Bruck (www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...)
Cass Sunstein, Bret Stephens, and Joe Kahn all went to the same high school which I feel like explains a lot. Unfortunately for me ...I also went there.
September 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Cass Sunstein, Bret Stephens, and Joe Kahn all went to the same high school which I feel like explains a lot. Unfortunately for me ...I also went there.
i clicked on an article i knew i shouldn't have clicked on and now i feel horrible, a memoir
May 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i clicked on an article i knew i shouldn't have clicked on and now i feel horrible, a memoir
Tumblr, Gchat, and the Gawker comments section
open question for the room: how were you using the internet in 2008?
April 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tumblr, Gchat, and the Gawker comments section
I finally got my client their largest-ever NEA award and now it's stuck in admin limbo and I just do not think we will ever get those funds.
April 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I finally got my client their largest-ever NEA award and now it's stuck in admin limbo and I just do not think we will ever get those funds.
just dropping this here, apropos of nothing www.wnyc.org/story/283578...
Power, Politics, and the Prospect Park Bike Lane | WNYC | New York Public Radio, Podcasts, Live Streaming Radio, News
Last March, Mayor Michael Bloomberg dined privately with a small group of guests that included his former transportation commissioner, Iris Weinshall, and her husband, the United States Senator, Charl...
www.wnyc.org
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
just dropping this here, apropos of nothing www.wnyc.org/story/283578...
They are blasting top 40 country in the waiting room of my oncologist’s office at 9:30am as if having cancer isn’t bad enough
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They are blasting top 40 country in the waiting room of my oncologist’s office at 9:30am as if having cancer isn’t bad enough