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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 2d

i have GOT to get a commission of my rat man getting fucked in the ass

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 3d

if your ocs aren’t powerful enough to be considered a cognitohazard then you simply are not doing enough. be infatuated with your characters. lay awake at night thinking about your characters.

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 4d

all these bottom heavy shapes you’ve been doing have been absolutely killing me lately, they’re so good!!!!!!!!

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 5d

Hey . I’m normal about this. I’m very normal about this.

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Crunky time @juxtaposedcrunk.bsky.social · 5d

Giovanna but she's shaped like a Bakugan
#Crunkyart

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Sunward🏳️‍⚧️ @sunwardart.bsky.social · 7d

I promise I’m not dead, I’ve just been working full time and playing deadlock and doing comms in my little spare time.

Behold, fat viper deadlock. She deserves a good gorging for all the strife she’s been through!

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Yeggs 🔞 (Comms Closed) @yeggsart.bsky.social · 7d

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Chase! @largepoundage.bsky.social · 7d

Gave in and drew Deadl0ck

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 8d

Sorry everyone, no post today. I was grinding out two assignments from hell and had to put all my energy towards that. I'll post two stories tomorrow to try and make it up to everyone though.

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

the wedding cake, dragging it along to get a real heavy portion. Lifting her finger up and bringing the portion of cake to her mouth, tasting it.

"..It's good." At least the cake at the wedding was going to be top notch.

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

the baby, and then, and then..!" Elphelt sprinted out of the room at mach speed, leaving behind a sizeable cloud of dust as she ran.
Ramlethal listened to her sisters ramblings as her voice slowly faded with distance. Getting up from her seat, she walked over and stuck a finger into

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

and then when they noticed I was growing hesitant about showing my body, they'd lovingly corner me against a wall, asking me to show me what I've been hiding! Then they'd slowly lift up my shirt to reveal my added heft, and I'd be sooo embarrassed, but they'd just say it's padding for

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

"Owowowowowow..!" Rubbing where she'd impacted the floor, she stared at the remnants of the chair. A bit of tears welling up in her eyes, she quickly got up. "Um! That's..!" "WAAAAH! I just ate a little too much, okay?" "I was just thinking how nice it'd be to have my darling indulge me with treats,

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

"Oh. That makes sense." Ramlethal nodded. That was a logical explanation. "What about the legs? Are they supposed to be bending like that?"
"Bending like wh-" Before she could even finish the sentence, Elphelt crashed through the seat, her rear slamming down onto the cold floor and eliciting a yelp.

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

A hand reached down to grab hold of the offending blubber, jiggling it up and down and blushing when it took a second to stop wobbling fully. "Er, that's just because I have a maidens body, of course! It's perfectly normal, I just, may need a second seat.. to contain all my love.."

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

Ramlethal stared at her sisters butt. "Is it supposed to hang off the sides like that?"
That immediately caused Elphelt to turn into a stammering mess. "H-Hanging..?! What are you, no, its..!" She looked down to her thighs, her eyes taking in the sight of her legs spilling over the side of the seat.

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

Elphelt made an exaggerated showing of sticking out her rear, slowly lowering it down onto the metal chair, as it groaned and creaked under the weight of its torturer. "As you can see, I'm sitting with my legs tucked in, side by side, ready to clap and appreciate the beautiful day ahead!"

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

simply slide one of the folding chairs over instead of fetching some other one she had planned that would have been a WHOLE walk away, and she was not in the mood for that. Especially not after having something to eat! Reversing the chair so that the back was facing the crowd (of one person),

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

Licking some frosting off of her fingertips, Elphelt held her hand in front of her mouth, muffling a soft burp. "Ex-excuse me..! Ahem.. now, onto an often overlooked aspect of being a wedding guest, seating etiquette!"
Seeing that there was only one person in the crowd, Elphelt elected to

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

With that, Elphelt began an extended demonstration on where the best places to grab a handful of cake where, ensuring that the tower did not collapse under its own weight and it was as unnoticeable as possible. Ramlethal dutifully took notes on the lecture. It could just save a life one day.

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

all of the food to its fullest! Now, some people tell you that you need utensils, like a knife or a fork, to enjoy cake! But, I've developed my own Secret Bridal Techniques in order to efficiently and cleanly devour this cake! I mean, sample it, we're going to sample it!"

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

"Doesn't that all look delicious, everyone?"
"Yes. It does." Ramlethal gave her sister a thumbs up. Elphelt beamed with joy, walking over to the front of the table. "Now, this is a common misconception, but the most important thing to show at a wedding is gratitude! So, you should try to enjoy

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

Elphelt waddled out of the room and entered back inside with a rolling table full of various sweets, treats, and most importantly, a gigantic wedding cake as the centerpiece. She cupped her hands together, bringing them up to her cheek and slowly swaying her head left and right.

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

felt like she didn't particularly fit in. She was half-there just because she wanted to support Elphelt, and half because she held onto the hope that she might actually learn something during this program.
"So, the first part is, how to dine with proper ettiquette and respect!"

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denhamzero 🔞 @denhamzero.bsky.social · 9d

seminar about proper etiquette during a wedding. She was going to support her sister, even if she'd certainly ballooned outwards in her fevered search for the best possible wedding cake for the Kiske's official marriage. It was going to be a royal event, after all, and some part of Ramlethal still

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