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derek (evil)
@derky.bsky.social
i like to be a gay little bike person and I think plants and rocks are cool and I have several very good cats
Here's a high res png on drive. Because I've had a few people reach out to me asking, if you want a print, I can send you a printable pdf if you dm me, probably after a week or so once I iron out all the little remaining bumps
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A mysterious visitor on the roof
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Pretty sure bsky image compression will absolutely cook this, but I got really into plant phylogeny for the past few years and made a phylogenetic tree with basically every commonly known seed plant on it. Will be breaking it up into legible chunks in the replies if you would like to check it out
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
who up basking in the sunlight
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
havent heard much from barron lately. still tall?
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
good morning
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
thanks NBC
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love NBC having a "view all boroughs" button specifically for staten island. Just feels right
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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it's hard work being God's sleepiest soldier and also God's least willing soldier to go to bed early
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them.
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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serving fish
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
why was oscar isaac so mean to that twink
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Interesting paper! When you ask people about the most important issue "facing the country," they often say immigration. But when you ask them about issues facing them personally, it doesn't crack the top 10.

This indicates that voters are reacting to media narratives, not their own experience.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
animals really were just trying anything back in the cambrian
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
jon bois ass tweet
I can see wby they pay him the big bucks
October 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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i love the camel coverage maps.app.goo.gl/Dy52oywqrxR1...
maps.app.goo.gl
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
he little sleepy little guy
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM