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William 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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Kinda fell off of everything else online, here for the vibes and some spooky nerdy shit!

He/Him
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Being called hun, having some good pie and coffee would have done him good.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
When you die and go to Heaven, your life flashes before your eyes...

I believe that when you die and go to Hell, your life still flashes before your eyes - the difference is that there's 10 unskippable ads for every 5min of life you get to see.
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Can I pet dat dawg?
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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M.R. James style ghost / living dead sketch
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Does it bother anyone else how these super mega corporations keep making ads that use their minimum wage staff as a sort of mascot for their storefronts?

It just comes across as so disingenuous and outright offensive to make the staff they care the least about into these cartoon caricatures.
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I miss film grain in movies
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Screenshots from BRAMBLE. A game that’s a book.

Bramble: Birth of The Amalgamoids is still available from @hollowpress.bsky.social

Grab a hardcover copy while supplies last

link below

🧌🪱☠️🩻👽
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Playing through the long-believed lost #Splatterhouse spin-off, #Splatterworld, itself a sequel to Wanpaku Graffiti...

Y'know, outside of the fact that Adolf Hitler is here acting like a Final Fantasy summon, I don't really understand why it was scrapped 😅
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Looking at the cost of modern day tech, I'm starting to suspect that the #Alien series was onto something with how low-fi the computers were when Wey-Yu simultaneously had extremely sophisticated Ai synthetics (all that RAM had to be reallocated)
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Somedays you just feel like going-
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
David Lynch just had a fucking seizure in his casket.
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
People getting hyped that Netflix, the undisputed champion of cancelling their own projects, has bought WB because they believe it may revive canned WB projects has me questioning people's memory retention skills.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Random ramble, but in regards to print deterioration on a tee, I massive prefer the "crumble" over the "peel" of a print design.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
#Yazio has added Ai scanning into their calorie counting app... I tested it out.

A cup of yoghurt mixed with oats? Nah, you're eating over 700cal of mayonnaise!

Also, the app crashes incessantly now because it tries to ChatGPT some health tips after I log food - it seldom loads the tips w/o crash
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
YouTube's now adding this blocking feature to videos that interrupts you when you try to skip ahead...

"Wanna skip ahead? Try YouTube Premium!"

Genuinely, YT, I'd rather pick up dogshit and clap my hands than pay a literal ransom for a half-decent video experience. Fuck YouTube.
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just found out that a complete rom of the cancelled '93 sequel to #Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti, known as #Splatterworld, was randomly dumped and released on 4Chan back on October 31st and as a massive Splatterfan, this is my favourite thing to have happened this year!
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Shout out to my core memory of being home from school with a bad feve, laying on the couch and watching the French dub of the Donkey Kong Country TV show... I don't know French, or where the remote was at that time.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Taps the sign
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just one question for @adinolfi.bsky.social - Are you planning on making more music in the future? Heartworm's OST hits my brain similarly to the Silent Hill OSTs, but the sombre piano notes add this unique flavour to it that I'd love to hear more of. I'm especially fond of the Save Room theme!
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A friendly reminder to play Heartworm during the Spookiest Month of the year!

Absolutely love the world-building put into this title, I cannot wait to see what else @adinolfi.bsky.social has working up in the pipeline!
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Brb, I hit a puddle too hard and now I gotta put my car into some rice 🥴
October 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM