2 Fast 2 Zanarkand
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In first place, starting the year off, is Cronos: The New Dawn
That's right folks, we're gonna be beating off all 2026, I'm very excited to share it with you this year.
That's right folks, we're gonna be beating off all 2026, I'm very excited to share it with you this year.
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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
That Time I Got Reincarnated as Slime: My Life and Times As Lil Wayne's Best Friend
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
That Time I Got Reincarnated as Slime: My Life and Times As Lil Wayne's Best Friend
absolutely devastating alt universe wojak
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
absolutely devastating alt universe wojak
does literally ANYBODY else remember Dingo Got My Doritos
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
does literally ANYBODY else remember Dingo Got My Doritos
I have a very specific memory of my (much older) step-brother bringing over his Gamecube for me to try out for the first time we played a good chunk of Luigi's mansion on one TV, and on the other TV he'd carried into the room was a football game neither of us were paying much attention to.
I thought for fucking sure I was making this up, but no he's real and his name was Cleatus
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I have a very specific memory of my (much older) step-brother bringing over his Gamecube for me to try out for the first time we played a good chunk of Luigi's mansion on one TV, and on the other TV he'd carried into the room was a football game neither of us were paying much attention to.
Actually, are Epic Funny Superbowl Ads still a thing or do they just get all of their money from legal gambling sponsorships now
February 8, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Actually, are Epic Funny Superbowl Ads still a thing or do they just get all of their money from legal gambling sponsorships now
Just saw a muted clip of Family Guy (tiktok style captions) and legit thought it was fanmade because of how fucking bad it looked, only to realize it was posted by official channels and was just a clip from a new-ish episode (2025)
Everyone looked so fucking dead eyed and there was no soul
Everyone looked so fucking dead eyed and there was no soul
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Just saw a muted clip of Family Guy (tiktok style captions) and legit thought it was fanmade because of how fucking bad it looked, only to realize it was posted by official channels and was just a clip from a new-ish episode (2025)
Everyone looked so fucking dead eyed and there was no soul
Everyone looked so fucking dead eyed and there was no soul
Okay, I need all of the libs and irony leftists on Bluesky to really let something sink in before it even happens.
You guys CANNOT hatewatch the Turning Point halftime show and livetweet it. You will literally just be giving them Bigger Number.
You guys CANNOT hatewatch the Turning Point halftime show and livetweet it. You will literally just be giving them Bigger Number.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Okay, I need all of the libs and irony leftists on Bluesky to really let something sink in before it even happens.
You guys CANNOT hatewatch the Turning Point halftime show and livetweet it. You will literally just be giving them Bigger Number.
You guys CANNOT hatewatch the Turning Point halftime show and livetweet it. You will literally just be giving them Bigger Number.
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did some more tweaking and I have the health bar portrait working now :)
August 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
did some more tweaking and I have the health bar portrait working now :)
Fuck this was so cool, I hate that I gave up on this
This is fully a work in progress and idk if I'm going to do too much with it
but I've reinstalled OBS and I started messing around with it and I had a really funny idea for some stream elements to make for myself and here is the first result.
but I've reinstalled OBS and I started messing around with it and I had a really funny idea for some stream elements to make for myself and here is the first result.
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Fuck this was so cool, I hate that I gave up on this
Every time some Linus Tech Tips creeps back into my YouTube feed and I decide to watch him again it always goes absolutely to shit, its kinda like clockwork at this point.
I don't even remember why I originally stopped but I started again right before the sex abuse/hostile workplace scandal hit
I don't even remember why I originally stopped but I started again right before the sex abuse/hostile workplace scandal hit
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Every time some Linus Tech Tips creeps back into my YouTube feed and I decide to watch him again it always goes absolutely to shit, its kinda like clockwork at this point.
I don't even remember why I originally stopped but I started again right before the sex abuse/hostile workplace scandal hit
I don't even remember why I originally stopped but I started again right before the sex abuse/hostile workplace scandal hit
Accidentally gave my wife Norovirus the day before she had a big artist market for Valentines Day lined up :3
How are you all doing today
How are you all doing today
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Accidentally gave my wife Norovirus the day before she had a big artist market for Valentines Day lined up :3
How are you all doing today
How are you all doing today
Asked some 2004s about this screenshot with the names cropped out, will report back
![A whatsapp text screenshot
My messages say:
So this is 100% an old man question that I am asking to children
sophie [my wife] is exempt from answering
One of the big pre-Walking Dead Telltale games is getting rereleased and remastered, a poker game called Night At The Inventory
When it came out in 2010, all of these characters were really notable in pop-culture/ gaming culture and it was really weird to see them all together
Do either of you recognize fucking anyone here
One friend responds: The left one seems familiar but don't know a name, the third one is from tf2](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4hgr6hbpolsjc6u2hfrlcke/bafkreiahc36oj6mulhfisnv4cdbpgnwra4cvpsybcfkc23sr3a7tf35lam@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Asked some 2004s about this screenshot with the names cropped out, will report back
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The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
Yeah man, sure
Pokemon 30th anniversary teaser trailer - "Celebrate 30 years of Pokémon with a special video debuting during Super Bowl LX on February 8" www.youtube.com/watch?v=yogN...
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Yeah man, sure
This might be a skip lmao
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
This might be a skip lmao
Had to scroll way too far without seeing anyone say (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Had to scroll way too far without seeing anyone say (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
Interaction I spotted on Threads and also an unrelated tweet that I decided attach for no particular reason
January 31, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Interaction I spotted on Threads and also an unrelated tweet that I decided attach for no particular reason
My foot slowly started hurting Wednesday during my last shift at work & by Thursday morning I was in agony
Didnt do anything different, same shoes as always, walked to work but otherwise fine (Ive walked the route dozens of times)
Its better now than it was yesterday but I still can't put pressure
Didnt do anything different, same shoes as always, walked to work but otherwise fine (Ive walked the route dozens of times)
Its better now than it was yesterday but I still can't put pressure
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My foot slowly started hurting Wednesday during my last shift at work & by Thursday morning I was in agony
Didnt do anything different, same shoes as always, walked to work but otherwise fine (Ive walked the route dozens of times)
Its better now than it was yesterday but I still can't put pressure
Didnt do anything different, same shoes as always, walked to work but otherwise fine (Ive walked the route dozens of times)
Its better now than it was yesterday but I still can't put pressure
Guys please help, I think I'm at the wrong showing of Iron Lung. what the hell is this greasy old man doing on that park bench. OH GOD OH FUCK LEAVE THOSE LITTLE GIRLS ALONE. holy shit is this a flute solo
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Guys please help, I think I'm at the wrong showing of Iron Lung. what the hell is this greasy old man doing on that park bench. OH GOD OH FUCK LEAVE THOSE LITTLE GIRLS ALONE. holy shit is this a flute solo
Be careful when you share an Insta/Tiktok link, especially if your username has your real name but you go by a different screen name online.
A friend on Discord shared one earlier and it fully popped up their whole ass Government Name™ and asked me to follow
Pop-up shown below using my own account
A friend on Discord shared one earlier and it fully popped up their whole ass Government Name™ and asked me to follow
Pop-up shown below using my own account
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Be careful when you share an Insta/Tiktok link, especially if your username has your real name but you go by a different screen name online.
A friend on Discord shared one earlier and it fully popped up their whole ass Government Name™ and asked me to follow
Pop-up shown below using my own account
A friend on Discord shared one earlier and it fully popped up their whole ass Government Name™ and asked me to follow
Pop-up shown below using my own account
Updated for 2026, still might change but I at least have it saved and editable now lmao
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Updated for 2026, still might change but I at least have it saved and editable now lmao
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I don't need inspiration to make anti ICE designs knowing @giantbomb.bsky.social is down for the cause gave me reason to utilize my punk bomb once again.
¡Chinga la migra! (Fuck ICE)
¡Chinga la migra! (Fuck ICE)
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I don't need inspiration to make anti ICE designs knowing @giantbomb.bsky.social is down for the cause gave me reason to utilize my punk bomb once again.
¡Chinga la migra! (Fuck ICE)
¡Chinga la migra! (Fuck ICE)
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in my bedroom with four other little monkeys. straight up "bouncing on it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my bed
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
in my bedroom with four other little monkeys. straight up "bouncing on it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my bed