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It's not canon, it's just shitposting.

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Feel free to make fanart of my OC
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I can't look at this Tigger without him saying "Funck you Eeyore!".
October 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Season 2 Episode 29 - Frame 648 out of 2711
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My favorite SpongeBob episode.
Season 2 Episode 29 - Frame 3 out of 2711
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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the 1980s designs i’m looking for vs what google seems to think 1980s designs were
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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literally fucking everyone when tadc ep 8 drops
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m done. If anyone sees or knows a guy by the name of SpinosaurusStudios, BLOCK HIM IMMEDIATELY.

These should tell you why.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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🧵 ⚠️TW: 5u!c!de + dr√§ mentions It is mentioned that Spino aka @/Murder_Drones had framed a person named "mdplushshow" by falsely accusing him of being a pedo + racist Sadly according to mdplush's G...
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December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Not only did we lose Jeff Garcia, but we lost Jim Ward, all in the same day.

Jesus Christ the grim reaper must be busy today.

But seriously, rest in peace to the two of them.
One of the saddest messages I have ever recieved today from the amazing Mrs Jim Ward Janice:
Our wonderful “voice deity” as Steph anointed Jim Ward, passed away today at 10:45AM. Can you let Steph know? Thanks, Janice
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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PLEEEEEEASE go watch #Astroblast.

It's definitely better than any of the recent Kids Shows we got. Got a couple friends that enjoy the show too.
January 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
COMMENTS TURNED OFF???
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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If you start KPop Demon Hunters at 10:36:30 PM on New Year's Eve, then Gwi-Ma will be defeated at midnight, followed immediately by the creation of the New Honmoon #KPopDemonHunters
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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They're not from Springfield, but they'd fit right in. 😉

From James L. Brooks, co-creator of The Simpsons, comes #EllaMcCay! Arriving only in theaters December 12.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don’t care what people say, I am not sharing my YT recap.
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Just because you're on Bluesky, that doesn't mean your timeline won't be completely rid of ragebait.

It's still better, but just be careful out there. It's a public platform, so anything can seep through the cracks.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I didn’t really hate any SpongeBob episodes (aside from a good couple), but this one, this is that episode that I really hated. I don’t know why, but it’s likely due to how much shit Plankton probably went through in that episode.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stop scrolling and post three characters who bring joy and happiness.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I regret my life choices.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Looks like someone needs a clean tickle 🫧
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
…..Anyway there’s a Bluey movie that comes out that same year so go watch that.
‘Cocomelon: The Movie’ will be released in theaters on February 26, 2027.
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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OK uh I need to alert everyone what is going on with my Discord account now. The hacker has managed to persuade me with this pretty looking indie game thing and somehow got my account disabled which f'ing blows because it happened on my birthday, somehow makes this even more devastating.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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THERE'S TWO OF THEM???!!! #astroblast
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM