My mom's fucking stove exploded and burned off half of her hair & parts of her eyebrows 😭

European politics is so cool, there'll be a party called like Progressive Labor Democrats and they'll have a rule where you can't join unless you can prove you had an ancestor who was in the SS.

Remember: every big company selling you an orange thing today is taking your money, donating it in their name, and taking the tax break. (Or not donating at all and just selling you orange shirts for profit [likely made in sweatshops].) Donate money to the Indigenous cause of your choice directly.

Senator Dianne Feinstein would rather die than submit to Congress's oppressive new dress code. Rest in power.

Dianne Feinstein should NOT have to resign just because she died and I have my block button at the ready for any Bernie Bros who say otherwise

it's bullshit that walking towards the moon doesn't make it bigger

I told a nazi to xxx themselves and got suspended from Twitter 😭

:)

Question for the older generations from the younger: Are you going to continue obsessing over gen Z's views on sex or are you be safe for us to be around?

About to play space skyrim ama

I'm getting recommended nsfw furry art.

Yall ever stay up thinking about girls?

Sometimes I dream about becoming a monk who doesn't eat and just meditates all day and night. I wonder if peace would fill my heart then?

Woah didn't see you there. Nice butt.

Idk why but this is incredibly funny to me. All I said was that they had access to electricity??? 😭😭😭

Only 3 things make me truly happy.

1. Women
2. Animals
3. Cancer patients

I'm a simple person 🤷🏻‍♀️

Your fly is down