Devin Higgins
@devinjhiggins.bsky.social
Have snark, will travel.
Ex-Journalist, Boston kid, PNW nomad, Nikon shutterbug, writer of fiction, movie junkie, anime kaiju, music nut, sports goober, video game dork, political hack, wannabe Michelin chef, world-renowned character assassin
Ex-Journalist, Boston kid, PNW nomad, Nikon shutterbug, writer of fiction, movie junkie, anime kaiju, music nut, sports goober, video game dork, political hack, wannabe Michelin chef, world-renowned character assassin
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I needed this reminder this morning, because even though it's 2025, it still applies.
Bullshit is indeed everywhere. A LOT.
From high-minded pundits to those who think toxic, passive-aggressive manipulation is the way to a healthy relationship.
If you smell something.
SAY something.
Bullshit is indeed everywhere. A LOT.
From high-minded pundits to those who think toxic, passive-aggressive manipulation is the way to a healthy relationship.
If you smell something.
SAY something.
We're four days into 2026, and it's been established that we can invade a sovereign nation under the guise of 'toppling a dictator.'
We cannot, however, prosecute our own leaders for crimes they're committing in the open, because our own Constitution somehow gives them immunity from EVERYTHING...?!
We cannot, however, prosecute our own leaders for crimes they're committing in the open, because our own Constitution somehow gives them immunity from EVERYTHING...?!
I remember when they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty.
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
We're four days into 2026, and it's been established that we can invade a sovereign nation under the guise of 'toppling a dictator.'
We cannot, however, prosecute our own leaders for crimes they're committing in the open, because our own Constitution somehow gives them immunity from EVERYTHING...?!
We cannot, however, prosecute our own leaders for crimes they're committing in the open, because our own Constitution somehow gives them immunity from EVERYTHING...?!
As someone who dealt with major soda addiction for decades, I only fall off the wagon for two: Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper.
Moxie on the other hand...
This ain't a beverage. It's a bioweapon.
Moxie on the other hand...
This ain't a beverage. It's a bioweapon.
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
As someone who dealt with major soda addiction for decades, I only fall off the wagon for two: Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper.
Moxie on the other hand...
This ain't a beverage. It's a bioweapon.
Moxie on the other hand...
This ain't a beverage. It's a bioweapon.
A functioning democracy wouldn't have allowed our government to get here in the first place.
We're 303 days out from the midterm elections.
If it's not obvious now to you what's at stake for this country and your fellow citizens, your obtuseness will not be an acceptable excuse afterwards.
We're 303 days out from the midterm elections.
If it's not obvious now to you what's at stake for this country and your fellow citizens, your obtuseness will not be an acceptable excuse afterwards.
A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A functioning democracy wouldn't have allowed our government to get here in the first place.
We're 303 days out from the midterm elections.
If it's not obvious now to you what's at stake for this country and your fellow citizens, your obtuseness will not be an acceptable excuse afterwards.
We're 303 days out from the midterm elections.
If it's not obvious now to you what's at stake for this country and your fellow citizens, your obtuseness will not be an acceptable excuse afterwards.
The Bruins and the Canadiens tonight was like when I was a kid in the early 80s.
Going to a fight and watching a hockey game break out.
Going to a fight and watching a hockey game break out.
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The Bruins and the Canadiens tonight was like when I was a kid in the early 80s.
Going to a fight and watching a hockey game break out.
Going to a fight and watching a hockey game break out.
If they're ever built, let history remember the first one as the USS Pedophile.
President Donald Trump announced a new class of battleships to build out what he has dubbed the Navy's "Golden Fleet" that he says will be "the fastest, the biggest, and by far -- 100 times -- more powerful than any battleship ever built."
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If they're ever built, let history remember the first one as the USS Pedophile.
As someone who worked in journalism for 15 years, I've boycotted pretty much all American major news media since the turn of the millennium.
We've gone from seven media conglomerates to four.
If it's not pro-corporate, pro-1% PR spin or celebrity bullshit, it's partisan propaganda.
Fuck all of it.
We've gone from seven media conglomerates to four.
If it's not pro-corporate, pro-1% PR spin or celebrity bullshit, it's partisan propaganda.
Fuck all of it.
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
As someone who worked in journalism for 15 years, I've boycotted pretty much all American major news media since the turn of the millennium.
We've gone from seven media conglomerates to four.
If it's not pro-corporate, pro-1% PR spin or celebrity bullshit, it's partisan propaganda.
Fuck all of it.
We've gone from seven media conglomerates to four.
If it's not pro-corporate, pro-1% PR spin or celebrity bullshit, it's partisan propaganda.
Fuck all of it.
Just in time for our medical insurance premiums to get jacked 3x-6x/month, depending on where you live.
Get used to living on dandelions and polk weed, 'Muricans.
You voted for this so you could 'own the Libs'.
Let me know when we're 'great again'.
Get used to living on dandelions and polk weed, 'Muricans.
You voted for this so you could 'own the Libs'.
Let me know when we're 'great again'.
one side wants to forgive student loan debt. the other wants to raid your bank account. we are not the same.
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just in time for our medical insurance premiums to get jacked 3x-6x/month, depending on where you live.
Get used to living on dandelions and polk weed, 'Muricans.
You voted for this so you could 'own the Libs'.
Let me know when we're 'great again'.
Get used to living on dandelions and polk weed, 'Muricans.
You voted for this so you could 'own the Libs'.
Let me know when we're 'great again'.
Just in case you're not able to keep up with the latest shitstorm:
A chronic draft dodger who's on the record calling our veterans 'suckers and losers,' just named an entire class of 'battleships' we don't need, after himself.
BUT, a frigate named after Harvey Milk, who served honorably?
Nope.
A chronic draft dodger who's on the record calling our veterans 'suckers and losers,' just named an entire class of 'battleships' we don't need, after himself.
BUT, a frigate named after Harvey Milk, who served honorably?
Nope.
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just in case you're not able to keep up with the latest shitstorm:
A chronic draft dodger who's on the record calling our veterans 'suckers and losers,' just named an entire class of 'battleships' we don't need, after himself.
BUT, a frigate named after Harvey Milk, who served honorably?
Nope.
A chronic draft dodger who's on the record calling our veterans 'suckers and losers,' just named an entire class of 'battleships' we don't need, after himself.
BUT, a frigate named after Harvey Milk, who served honorably?
Nope.
Oh, let's call it for what it is here.
CBS.
Conservative.
Bull.
Shit.
CBS.
Conservative.
Bull.
Shit.
It’s official.
CBS now stands for Conveniently Blurred Spin.
Thanks, Bari.
CBS now stands for Conveniently Blurred Spin.
Thanks, Bari.
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh, let's call it for what it is here.
CBS.
Conservative.
Bull.
Shit.
CBS.
Conservative.
Bull.
Shit.
CBS officially lost all credibility the minute they hired Weiss. She's not and never has been a journalist.
She's a rabblerouser with extreme prejudice and partisanship.
Even if she were fired tomorrow (which she should), CBS will need decades to get that credibility back.
She's a rabblerouser with extreme prejudice and partisanship.
Even if she were fired tomorrow (which she should), CBS will need decades to get that credibility back.
This is entirely to please Trump, who has voiced criticism of 60 Minutes under the new owners, who are the definition of rank amatuers, emphasis on rank. This Stephen Miller interview suggestion is idiotic in the context of this story and shows a startling lack of sophistication or smarts.
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
CBS officially lost all credibility the minute they hired Weiss. She's not and never has been a journalist.
She's a rabblerouser with extreme prejudice and partisanship.
Even if she were fired tomorrow (which she should), CBS will need decades to get that credibility back.
She's a rabblerouser with extreme prejudice and partisanship.
Even if she were fired tomorrow (which she should), CBS will need decades to get that credibility back.
Over 30 selfie: Definitely over 30.
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Over 30 selfie: Definitely over 30.
I've watched boxing for more than 40 years. For someone who touts himself as the ultimate 'alpha male', this piece of shit hits like the absolute bitch he is.
If only his opponent had smashed his jaw like AJ did to Jake Paul. We'd be a much better world today.
If only his opponent had smashed his jaw like AJ did to Jake Paul. We'd be a much better world today.
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul losing the same weekend. Sad.
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I've watched boxing for more than 40 years. For someone who touts himself as the ultimate 'alpha male', this piece of shit hits like the absolute bitch he is.
If only his opponent had smashed his jaw like AJ did to Jake Paul. We'd be a much better world today.
If only his opponent had smashed his jaw like AJ did to Jake Paul. We'd be a much better world today.
In 1980, Ronald Reagan said the nine most terrifying words any American could hear were, 'I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.'
45 years later, we're expected to tolerate the following nine words without question or protest:
'I'm from ICE, and I'm here for your neighbors.'
45 years later, we're expected to tolerate the following nine words without question or protest:
'I'm from ICE, and I'm here for your neighbors.'
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In 1980, Ronald Reagan said the nine most terrifying words any American could hear were, 'I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.'
45 years later, we're expected to tolerate the following nine words without question or protest:
'I'm from ICE, and I'm here for your neighbors.'
45 years later, we're expected to tolerate the following nine words without question or protest:
'I'm from ICE, and I'm here for your neighbors.'
I was this many old when I discovered that this is actually as good a game as everyone's said it is over the past couple years.
a pixel art drawing of a box with the weight of 48 kg
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a box with the weight of 48 kg
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I was this many old when I discovered that this is actually as good a game as everyone's said it is over the past couple years.
Been seeing sychophants of all sorts freaking out because apparently, Gwen Stefani is now shilling pro-Evangelical, anti-abortion prayer apps.
"She wrote 'Just a Girl'! WTF?!" they're screaming.
It's a song. Not a mantra or ideology.
It's what happens when you marry a country singer from Oklahoma.
"She wrote 'Just a Girl'! WTF?!" they're screaming.
It's a song. Not a mantra or ideology.
It's what happens when you marry a country singer from Oklahoma.
Time for my semi-regular and totally random reminder that you do not know anything about professional athletes and celebrities behind closed doors, especially not their personalities and beliefs, and that almost all "he's one of the good ones" narratives are entirely invented based on nothing.
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Been seeing sychophants of all sorts freaking out because apparently, Gwen Stefani is now shilling pro-Evangelical, anti-abortion prayer apps.
"She wrote 'Just a Girl'! WTF?!" they're screaming.
It's a song. Not a mantra or ideology.
It's what happens when you marry a country singer from Oklahoma.
"She wrote 'Just a Girl'! WTF?!" they're screaming.
It's a song. Not a mantra or ideology.
It's what happens when you marry a country singer from Oklahoma.
Apparently, I missed out on an insane, megalomaniacal, pedophilic rapist telling us nothing is wrong.
I was busy playing video games and continuing to ignore everything that orange sack of shit says.
I was busy playing video games and continuing to ignore everything that orange sack of shit says.
a man in an army uniform says all is well
ALT: a man in an army uniform says all is well
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Apparently, I missed out on an insane, megalomaniacal, pedophilic rapist telling us nothing is wrong.
I was busy playing video games and continuing to ignore everything that orange sack of shit says.
I was busy playing video games and continuing to ignore everything that orange sack of shit says.
Rarely has the term No. 2 been so aptly used to describe such a piece of excrement in a position of unwarranted authority.
turns out it’s hard to have a real job
FBI’s No. 2 quietly tells colleagues he’s moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Rarely has the term No. 2 been so aptly used to describe such a piece of excrement in a position of unwarranted authority.
Couple days of waiting for packages, a deep clean, recalibrating the frame back to level, a fifth tom, an effects pad and a re-Re-RE...REEEE-wiring later, this machine is ready for 2026.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Couple days of waiting for packages, a deep clean, recalibrating the frame back to level, a fifth tom, an effects pad and a re-Re-RE...REEEE-wiring later, this machine is ready for 2026.
If you see this, repost with your favorite onscreen moment from SF, Fantasy or Horror.
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you see this, repost with your favorite onscreen moment from SF, Fantasy or Horror.
My mother abandoned me when I was 12.
I got put on a plane and shipped across the country two days after Christmas in 1989.
She traded being a parent for marrying her 3rd husband, buying her house, and never getting involved in my life again.
I owe her exactly nothing.
I got put on a plane and shipped across the country two days after Christmas in 1989.
She traded being a parent for marrying her 3rd husband, buying her house, and never getting involved in my life again.
I owe her exactly nothing.
This article isn't political, but you can tell exactly who these people voted for, even if the estrangement wasn't about politics.
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
www.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My mother abandoned me when I was 12.
I got put on a plane and shipped across the country two days after Christmas in 1989.
She traded being a parent for marrying her 3rd husband, buying her house, and never getting involved in my life again.
I owe her exactly nothing.
I got put on a plane and shipped across the country two days after Christmas in 1989.
She traded being a parent for marrying her 3rd husband, buying her house, and never getting involved in my life again.
I owe her exactly nothing.
First thing I thought of when I woke up this morning:
I live in a world now where if a bona fide cure for cancer was announced tomorrow in the form of a vaccine, at least 1/3 of my country is so stupid and misinformed that they'd reject it outright.
Why? Because the Bible doesn't say cancer's bad.
I live in a world now where if a bona fide cure for cancer was announced tomorrow in the form of a vaccine, at least 1/3 of my country is so stupid and misinformed that they'd reject it outright.
Why? Because the Bible doesn't say cancer's bad.
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
First thing I thought of when I woke up this morning:
I live in a world now where if a bona fide cure for cancer was announced tomorrow in the form of a vaccine, at least 1/3 of my country is so stupid and misinformed that they'd reject it outright.
Why? Because the Bible doesn't say cancer's bad.
I live in a world now where if a bona fide cure for cancer was announced tomorrow in the form of a vaccine, at least 1/3 of my country is so stupid and misinformed that they'd reject it outright.
Why? Because the Bible doesn't say cancer's bad.
Over the course of my life, I've seen firsthand the US become the cronyist oligarchy we're all living under.
Had I been smart, I'd have emigrated to Scandanavia or Canada straight out of high school.
I might not be rich there, but I'd be a hell of a lot happier.
Had I been smart, I'd have emigrated to Scandanavia or Canada straight out of high school.
I might not be rich there, but I'd be a hell of a lot happier.
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Over the course of my life, I've seen firsthand the US become the cronyist oligarchy we're all living under.
Had I been smart, I'd have emigrated to Scandanavia or Canada straight out of high school.
I might not be rich there, but I'd be a hell of a lot happier.
Had I been smart, I'd have emigrated to Scandanavia or Canada straight out of high school.
I might not be rich there, but I'd be a hell of a lot happier.
Remember that in this country, kids, your unalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are nowhere near as 'American' as someone having the means to shoot you or your loved ones for whatever reason they pull out their ass.
Mass shootings in the US, per Gun Violence Archive:
2015: 332
2016: 383
2017: 347
2018: 335
2019: 414
2020: 611
2021: 689
2022: 644
2023: 659
2024: 503
So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days.
We do not have to keep living like this.
2015: 332
2016: 383
2017: 347
2018: 335
2019: 414
2020: 611
2021: 689
2022: 644
2023: 659
2024: 503
So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days.
We do not have to keep living like this.
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remember that in this country, kids, your unalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are nowhere near as 'American' as someone having the means to shoot you or your loved ones for whatever reason they pull out their ass.
MotherFUCKER.
Rob Reiner and Wife Found Dead as LAPD Investigates ‘Apparent Homicide’
Two bodies were found in the Brentwood home of 'The Princess Bride' and 'A Few Good Men' director Rob Reiner.
variety.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
MotherFUCKER.
Just another day in the barren, decimated, smouldering crater of a 'woke' warzone that is #PortlandOregon, according to whatever MAGA propaganda factory you hear from.
I better get home, because it will be dark soon and they mostly come out at night...MOSTLY...
I better get home, because it will be dark soon and they mostly come out at night...MOSTLY...
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just another day in the barren, decimated, smouldering crater of a 'woke' warzone that is #PortlandOregon, according to whatever MAGA propaganda factory you hear from.
I better get home, because it will be dark soon and they mostly come out at night...MOSTLY...
I better get home, because it will be dark soon and they mostly come out at night...MOSTLY...