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This was a lot funnier when I did it 2 years before he got announced.
If your in-game name has ttv in it and I find you not currently streaming, you are destined to duel me to the death in an abandoned shopping mall.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If your in-game name has ttv in it and I find you not currently streaming, you are destined to duel me to the death in an abandoned shopping mall.
Had to teach what I came to learn over the afternoon were terminally online gen alpha kids today.
Bro they were cooked, boiled, burnt, absolutely roasted. It was a genuine museum for horrible traits and behavior to have been taught.
Outlaw phones before the age of 35.
Bro they were cooked, boiled, burnt, absolutely roasted. It was a genuine museum for horrible traits and behavior to have been taught.
Outlaw phones before the age of 35.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Had to teach what I came to learn over the afternoon were terminally online gen alpha kids today.
Bro they were cooked, boiled, burnt, absolutely roasted. It was a genuine museum for horrible traits and behavior to have been taught.
Outlaw phones before the age of 35.
Bro they were cooked, boiled, burnt, absolutely roasted. It was a genuine museum for horrible traits and behavior to have been taught.
Outlaw phones before the age of 35.
I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.
Some food has this infinitely stacking buff that makes them taste better the longer you go without them.
Shit like Ferrerro Rocher, bro. It's pretty good, but if you don't have one for like 3 years? Life altering.
Shit like Ferrerro Rocher, bro. It's pretty good, but if you don't have one for like 3 years? Life altering.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Some food has this infinitely stacking buff that makes them taste better the longer you go without them.
Shit like Ferrerro Rocher, bro. It's pretty good, but if you don't have one for like 3 years? Life altering.
Shit like Ferrerro Rocher, bro. It's pretty good, but if you don't have one for like 3 years? Life altering.
I'm not saying Chess is self-harm, what I am saying is they probably live on the same street. They look each other in the eye getting the paper in the morning for sure.
They awkwardly say hey when they walk their dogs absolutely.
They awkwardly say hey when they walk their dogs absolutely.
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'm not saying Chess is self-harm, what I am saying is they probably live on the same street. They look each other in the eye getting the paper in the morning for sure.
They awkwardly say hey when they walk their dogs absolutely.
They awkwardly say hey when they walk their dogs absolutely.
Tough day on Summoner's Rift.
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tough day on Summoner's Rift.
I've listened to Critical Role for a long time, usually just letting it play as I do other things, and sometimes scrubbing back for things I missed.
Campaign 4 is the first time I've had to genuinely schedule 4-5 hours a week to just watch.
I'm completely taken in. I miss D&D.
Campaign 4 is the first time I've had to genuinely schedule 4-5 hours a week to just watch.
I'm completely taken in. I miss D&D.
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I've listened to Critical Role for a long time, usually just letting it play as I do other things, and sometimes scrubbing back for things I missed.
Campaign 4 is the first time I've had to genuinely schedule 4-5 hours a week to just watch.
I'm completely taken in. I miss D&D.
Campaign 4 is the first time I've had to genuinely schedule 4-5 hours a week to just watch.
I'm completely taken in. I miss D&D.
We are all perpetually one bad day away from reinstalling Genshin Impact. Stay humble.
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We are all perpetually one bad day away from reinstalling Genshin Impact. Stay humble.
I'm late, but Top Ride being back in Kirby Air Riders has made 2025 worth it.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm late, but Top Ride being back in Kirby Air Riders has made 2025 worth it.
Recruited Minthara in BG3 and I love that she's just like "I can't believe I was forced to commit horrific crimes under the control of the Absolute, I wish I was forcing people to commit horrific crimes under my control, bro I hate that bitch Gale so much."
What a character, man
What a character, man
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Recruited Minthara in BG3 and I love that she's just like "I can't believe I was forced to commit horrific crimes under the control of the Absolute, I wish I was forcing people to commit horrific crimes under my control, bro I hate that bitch Gale so much."
What a character, man
What a character, man
Something in my brain chemistry changed in the last 4 years and now I no longer feel the earth-shattering need to stream Tetris for 6 viewers at 4:33 AM and I honestly think I should regress a little, that shit was tight, man.
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Something in my brain chemistry changed in the last 4 years and now I no longer feel the earth-shattering need to stream Tetris for 6 viewers at 4:33 AM and I honestly think I should regress a little, that shit was tight, man.
The game is called Super Monkey Ball because the Simian is inside of the Sphere.
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The game is called Super Monkey Ball because the Simian is inside of the Sphere.
Love watching League streams, you'll not look at your 2nd monitor for 6 hours, and their record goes from 0-1 to 1-3, somehow theyre 3 ranks lower than when they started, the man they thought they were gonna be nowhere to be found as they laboriously type 1-4
They hit play again
They hit play again
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Love watching League streams, you'll not look at your 2nd monitor for 6 hours, and their record goes from 0-1 to 1-3, somehow theyre 3 ranks lower than when they started, the man they thought they were gonna be nowhere to be found as they laboriously type 1-4
They hit play again
They hit play again
Playing BG3 again (again (again)) and even though the smoke and mirrors are gone after beating the game, it's impressive just how many little story arcs start, conclude and keep your head turning in the right direction throughout.
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Playing BG3 again (again (again)) and even though the smoke and mirrors are gone after beating the game, it's impressive just how many little story arcs start, conclude and keep your head turning in the right direction throughout.
DBFZ getting another patch and character isn't something I ever expected, but I'm so down to jump back in dude.
Time to dust off the ol' Krillin, Majin 21, Tien team for another round of praying to Merry Christmas with a Shin-Kikoho
Time to dust off the ol' Krillin, Majin 21, Tien team for another round of praying to Merry Christmas with a Shin-Kikoho
October 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
DBFZ getting another patch and character isn't something I ever expected, but I'm so down to jump back in dude.
Time to dust off the ol' Krillin, Majin 21, Tien team for another round of praying to Merry Christmas with a Shin-Kikoho
Time to dust off the ol' Krillin, Majin 21, Tien team for another round of praying to Merry Christmas with a Shin-Kikoho
Played Absolum for like an hour and my life changed.
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Played Absolum for like an hour and my life changed.
Don't ask me shit, I only have solutions for rubik's cubes
October 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Don't ask me shit, I only have solutions for rubik's cubes
You know, I was having a terrible week, but I just found out they announced the Kindergarten Wars anime a couple days ago and now it's all okay.
Fuck a September 29th - October 5th slump.
All my favs are getting animated next year.
Fuck a September 29th - October 5th slump.
All my favs are getting animated next year.
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You know, I was having a terrible week, but I just found out they announced the Kindergarten Wars anime a couple days ago and now it's all okay.
Fuck a September 29th - October 5th slump.
All my favs are getting animated next year.
Fuck a September 29th - October 5th slump.
All my favs are getting animated next year.
I need the number of whatever devil Brennan Lee Mulligan struck a deal with.
October 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I need the number of whatever devil Brennan Lee Mulligan struck a deal with.
Getting into Shmups is a mistake, there's always more, you always want all of them, their legacy is too large, you will never catch up, you're €12.000.000 in debt, you got an arcade cabinet in the kitchen cause there's no space elsewhere, it's over.
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Getting into Shmups is a mistake, there's always more, you always want all of them, their legacy is too large, you will never catch up, you're €12.000.000 in debt, you got an arcade cabinet in the kitchen cause there's no space elsewhere, it's over.
If you aren't reading Akane-Banashi you are losing, that's it, lower bracket immediately, life on the back foot brother, that's you, you did that to yourself.
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If you aren't reading Akane-Banashi you are losing, that's it, lower bracket immediately, life on the back foot brother, that's you, you did that to yourself.
Anybody else miss getting death threats on Games for Windows Live after losing with El Fuerte?
September 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Anybody else miss getting death threats on Games for Windows Live after losing with El Fuerte?
Man, in 2025 everything has gone wrong or downhill for me. It's impressive the rate at which "Well, at least I still-" get turned into "no you don't."
It's like Moore's Law for small scale suffering.
Oh well, nothing a loose suitcase with 10 million untraceable dollars won't fix
It's like Moore's Law for small scale suffering.
Oh well, nothing a loose suitcase with 10 million untraceable dollars won't fix
September 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Man, in 2025 everything has gone wrong or downhill for me. It's impressive the rate at which "Well, at least I still-" get turned into "no you don't."
It's like Moore's Law for small scale suffering.
Oh well, nothing a loose suitcase with 10 million untraceable dollars won't fix
It's like Moore's Law for small scale suffering.
Oh well, nothing a loose suitcase with 10 million untraceable dollars won't fix
I love when a game deems my choice objectively correct.
September 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I love when a game deems my choice objectively correct.
Kinda messed up that I can walk up to any odd person in the FGC, say "Ken vs Terry." and now they gotta guess which fucking game I'm even talking about.
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Kinda messed up that I can walk up to any odd person in the FGC, say "Ken vs Terry." and now they gotta guess which fucking game I'm even talking about.