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This was a lot funnier when I did it 2 years before he got announced.
Wishing Goku back with the Dragon Balls? Call that the auf wieder saiyan.
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Wishing Goku back with the Dragon Balls? Call that the auf wieder saiyan.
Ok I know 1993-2025 have been kind of a bust, but 2026 will be the year where I get jacked, find a wife, fail upwards into a career with a life altering salary and my hands will magically heal from RSI so I can play Dustforce regularly again.
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ok I know 1993-2025 have been kind of a bust, but 2026 will be the year where I get jacked, find a wife, fail upwards into a career with a life altering salary and my hands will magically heal from RSI so I can play Dustforce regularly again.
I'm so bad with chopsticks man, it's embarassing, I can do it, I will finish every meal, but the sushi will have an entire heroes' journey to my mouth man, it's going THROUGH some shit, finding itself, developing, increasing in power level, all of it, dude, it's messed up.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm so bad with chopsticks man, it's embarassing, I can do it, I will finish every meal, but the sushi will have an entire heroes' journey to my mouth man, it's going THROUGH some shit, finding itself, developing, increasing in power level, all of it, dude, it's messed up.
Ruri Dragon anime announced much much sooner than expected, but no manga more deserving than that, honestly.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ruri Dragon anime announced much much sooner than expected, but no manga more deserving than that, honestly.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
What a delight, man, I don't think anybody could handpick a better studio than Kyoani.
Thought I finally dodged my annual curse of getting insanely sick during the holiday season, but no, it was just delayed.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Thought I finally dodged my annual curse of getting insanely sick during the holiday season, but no, it was just delayed.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
The negatives: No archery
The positives: Perfect excuse to boot up Baba and Kirby for at least 48 hours.
Idk what prompted me to finally sink my teeth into Baba is You this month, but that game is truly phenomenal, huh?
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Idk what prompted me to finally sink my teeth into Baba is You this month, but that game is truly phenomenal, huh?
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
Idk if there'll ever be another Push Thing puzzle game better than this in concept. What a delight, man.
As per usual I'm having a dogass Christmas, but at least they gave King Dedede a santa hat to wear in Kirby Air Riders, unleashing his full power at last.
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
As per usual I'm having a dogass Christmas, but at least they gave King Dedede a santa hat to wear in Kirby Air Riders, unleashing his full power at last.
Hate when a game tries to justify the heinous actions of it's villains by making you play as them.
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hate when a game tries to justify the heinous actions of it's villains by making you play as them.
Bro... Turn your phone off, bro.... They're making Hatsune Miku say some crazy shit about you online bro.... They made it sound like her actual real thoughts, bro.... It's so messed up, bro... Even Kasane Teto agrees, bro... Don't go online bro... Please....
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bro... Turn your phone off, bro.... They're making Hatsune Miku say some crazy shit about you online bro.... They made it sound like her actual real thoughts, bro.... It's so messed up, bro... Even Kasane Teto agrees, bro... Don't go online bro... Please....
Y'all think I'll fall in love next year or should I continue to boot up increasingly specific indie games on migraine medicine at 2 AM and wait for god to witness my resolve?
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Y'all think I'll fall in love next year or should I continue to boot up increasingly specific indie games on migraine medicine at 2 AM and wait for god to witness my resolve?
Haven't done this in a couple years I think, but these are my 4 standout favorite games from the year.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Haven't done this in a couple years I think, but these are my 4 standout favorite games from the year.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Baba is you, you is baba, vow is open.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Baba is you, you is baba, vow is open.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
My phone telling me I can turn alarms off with voice commands has been greatly detrimental to me actually waking up.
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My phone telling me I can turn alarms off with voice commands has been greatly detrimental to me actually waking up.
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Hearing that Larian is using generative AI at the concept/placeholder stages of development for the new Divinity sucks, man.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hearing that Larian is using generative AI at the concept/placeholder stages of development for the new Divinity sucks, man.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
I hope my future wife is okay with knowing that I'd be way more emotional if they dropped Guilty Gear Xrd -Rev 3- than our wedding day.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I hope my future wife is okay with knowing that I'd be way more emotional if they dropped Guilty Gear Xrd -Rev 3- than our wedding day.
You ever get hit with a freight train in a passing conversation?
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You ever get hit with a freight train in a passing conversation?
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
Some say I still got it, others say "How'd you get in my house? I'm calling the police" but that's unrelated.
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Some say I still got it, others say "How'd you get in my house? I'm calling the police" but that's unrelated.
World of Warcraft classic leveling from 1-40 is so sick, and then 40-60 is a nightmare of "find off the path always moving npc that tells you to go through the same cave 4 times in a row for increasingly specific and less worthwhile tasks." 200 times.
Fuck off man.
Fuck off man.
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
World of Warcraft classic leveling from 1-40 is so sick, and then 40-60 is a nightmare of "find off the path always moving npc that tells you to go through the same cave 4 times in a row for increasingly specific and less worthwhile tasks." 200 times.
Fuck off man.
Fuck off man.
You know what, maybe they're right, maybe we really do need just one more LLM and 14,000 new data centers to support it.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
You know what, maybe they're right, maybe we really do need just one more LLM and 14,000 new data centers to support it.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
Latin being a mostly dead language only used for current day scientific classifications and so on, gives it this luster of mystique and high education.
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Latin being a mostly dead language only used for current day scientific classifications and so on, gives it this luster of mystique and high education.
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
Dentist promoted me to grandmaster in flossing today.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Dentist promoted me to grandmaster in flossing today.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
The internet being mostly bots isn't the problem, it's that they're boring as shit.
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The internet being mostly bots isn't the problem, it's that they're boring as shit.
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
Standing desk? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Standing desk? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
WoW housing is gonna eat me alive.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
WoW housing is gonna eat me alive.
Was up 'til 6 AM beating Baldur's Gate 3 again yesterday, so obviously I started another playthrough today.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Was up 'til 6 AM beating Baldur's Gate 3 again yesterday, so obviously I started another playthrough today.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.