Decided to be the first person to reach 4 digits, which doesn't look impressive, until you realize you have to flip coins for 30 hours in 2 days.

Do not do that.
I will of course sink to like 400th in a week, but I will always have gotten here first, I guess. 🥲

damn with the january 6th capital R

I don't think there's a single thing the kid in me that played the original Air Ride 20 years ago could have wished for that isn't in this game.
Holy hell, man. What a delight. There's so many little features in the game that scream "just enjoy yourself." More games need that.

Everybody at camp: "The freedoms I've lost through circumstance and a tadpole are unforgivable, we must band together and against all odds, stand up, to never let this unconscionable crime against humanity reach more people than it already has."

Minthara:

Those lands do be shadow-cursed

Fuckin' twisted, aye?

Fuckin' twist it, aye?