Decided to be the first person to reach 4 digits, which doesn't look impressive, until you realize you have to flip coins for 30 hours in 2 days.
Do not do that.
I will of course sink to like 400th in a week, but I will always have gotten here first, I guess. 🥲
Do not do that.
I will of course sink to like 400th in a week, but I will always have gotten here first, I guess. 🥲
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Decided to be the first person to reach 4 digits, which doesn't look impressive, until you realize you have to flip coins for 30 hours in 2 days.
Do not do that.
I will of course sink to like 400th in a week, but I will always have gotten here first, I guess. 🥲
Do not do that.
I will of course sink to like 400th in a week, but I will always have gotten here first, I guess. 🥲
I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.
Tough day on Summoner's Rift.
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tough day on Summoner's Rift.
Everybody at camp: "The freedoms I've lost through circumstance and a tadpole are unforgivable, we must band together and against all odds, stand up, to never let this unconscionable crime against humanity reach more people than it already has."
Minthara:
Minthara:
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Everybody at camp: "The freedoms I've lost through circumstance and a tadpole are unforgivable, we must band together and against all odds, stand up, to never let this unconscionable crime against humanity reach more people than it already has."
Minthara:
Minthara:
I love when a game deems my choice objectively correct.
September 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I love when a game deems my choice objectively correct.
"League of Legends will open" is a lethal threat
September 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"League of Legends will open" is a lethal threat
"I don't really roleplay in video games."
*Bows back to every mantis so I can continue to look myself in the eye in the mirror every day.*
*Bows back to every mantis so I can continue to look myself in the eye in the mirror every day.*
September 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"I don't really roleplay in video games."
*Bows back to every mantis so I can continue to look myself in the eye in the mirror every day.*
*Bows back to every mantis so I can continue to look myself in the eye in the mirror every day.*
Y'all ever seen a Retail Tauren laugh?
August 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Y'all ever seen a Retail Tauren laugh?
If you are ever exactly 18 meters away from me, don't be.
August 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you are ever exactly 18 meters away from me, don't be.
Fellas, I hit a new personal record today and it's one I wasn't expecting to hit until 2026.
I shot a 272/300, meaning I beat the 9 average. After which I can finally, with confidence say, that I'm a great archer.
I fucked that yellow UP today, bro.
I shot a 272/300, meaning I beat the 9 average. After which I can finally, with confidence say, that I'm a great archer.
I fucked that yellow UP today, bro.
August 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fellas, I hit a new personal record today and it's one I wasn't expecting to hit until 2026.
I shot a 272/300, meaning I beat the 9 average. After which I can finally, with confidence say, that I'm a great archer.
I fucked that yellow UP today, bro.
I shot a 272/300, meaning I beat the 9 average. After which I can finally, with confidence say, that I'm a great archer.
I fucked that yellow UP today, bro.
This is the type of shit I send people 350 times a day and then wonder why the group chat went quiet.
August 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is the type of shit I send people 350 times a day and then wonder why the group chat went quiet.
The modern day tragedy of only being able to record myself after I've already hit my limit for the day LMAO.
But my last arrow was flawless, so I can't be mad.
Shot really well today. (Pictures in follow-up post)
But my last arrow was flawless, so I can't be mad.
Shot really well today. (Pictures in follow-up post)
August 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The modern day tragedy of only being able to record myself after I've already hit my limit for the day LMAO.
But my last arrow was flawless, so I can't be mad.
Shot really well today. (Pictures in follow-up post)
But my last arrow was flawless, so I can't be mad.
Shot really well today. (Pictures in follow-up post)
quick login screenshot for u
August 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
quick login screenshot for u
His name is definitely not Fishman.
July 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
His name is definitely not Fishman.
Some of the archers I'm teaching asked me if they could watch me shoot today, and I cannot express the high you feel if you then hit em with this shit.
They'll never not listen to me again.
They'll never not listen to me again.
July 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Some of the archers I'm teaching asked me if they could watch me shoot today, and I cannot express the high you feel if you then hit em with this shit.
They'll never not listen to me again.
They'll never not listen to me again.
Only one of these is €200, but these are the ones I sent to a friend yesterday while on my fucken warpath.
July 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Only one of these is €200, but these are the ones I sent to a friend yesterday while on my fucken warpath.
I'mma be so real with you, dude, I'm kinda crazy. Doing this after two weeks of being back at archery? Who's feeding me, bro? What's in there? I'd like more. And another.
Missed this shit so much man LMAO.
Missed this shit so much man LMAO.
July 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'mma be so real with you, dude, I'm kinda crazy. Doing this after two weeks of being back at archery? Who's feeding me, bro? What's in there? I'd like more. And another.
Missed this shit so much man LMAO.
Missed this shit so much man LMAO.
Get owned @tarviti.bsky.social , Monday to Sunday, every week is special.
July 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Get owned @tarviti.bsky.social , Monday to Sunday, every week is special.
People always talk about Old School Runescape like it's a multi thousand hour game, but you can beat it in like an hour flat if you know where to run?? I don't get it??
July 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
People always talk about Old School Runescape like it's a multi thousand hour game, but you can beat it in like an hour flat if you know where to run?? I don't get it??
Also a while I ago I used the free voucher to try and make myself in Monster Hunter, and I gotta say, this was a jumpscare and a half, man.
June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Also a while I ago I used the free voucher to try and make myself in Monster Hunter, and I gotta say, this was a jumpscare and a half, man.
I'm proposing to Ms. Drop this week, as there's nothing I'm more committed to.
June 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm proposing to Ms. Drop this week, as there's nothing I'm more committed to.
Playing Classic WoW like it's 2005 by setting my screen to 4x3, my render scale to 640x480, my UI to largest possible and graphics to worst possible settings available.
Gonna zoom all the way in and aim at the floor every time I enter a capital city.
I'm fucking living.
Gonna zoom all the way in and aim at the floor every time I enter a capital city.
I'm fucking living.
June 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Playing Classic WoW like it's 2005 by setting my screen to 4x3, my render scale to 640x480, my UI to largest possible and graphics to worst possible settings available.
Gonna zoom all the way in and aim at the floor every time I enter a capital city.
I'm fucking living.
Gonna zoom all the way in and aim at the floor every time I enter a capital city.
I'm fucking living.
Why does he do this, why must he make a mockery of my achievements? I swallowed my pride and switched to you to reach greater heights on Shy Guy Bazaar and your thankless ass dances on the corpse of my ego.
Your visage fills me with dread.
Your visage fills me with dread.
June 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Why does he do this, why must he make a mockery of my achievements? I swallowed my pride and switched to you to reach greater heights on Shy Guy Bazaar and your thankless ass dances on the corpse of my ego.
Your visage fills me with dread.
Your visage fills me with dread.
Finally, my ethically obtained sub-2 on Shy Guy Bazaar.
June 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Finally, my ethically obtained sub-2 on Shy Guy Bazaar.