Dextra Hoffman
@dextra.bsky.social
🌈Artist. 🌈Pioneer in human cloning. 🌈Smartass. 🌈The Goddamn Batbitch.
Can’t. Dancing down at the Pink Pony Club.
Can't. Killing in the name of.
Can't. Dancin' in the dark.
February 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Can’t. Dancing down at the Pink Pony Club.
Advertise your account with a GIF...
February 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Advertise your account with a GIF...
I've watched a lot of Apple TV shows and the one thing that takes me out of the show every time is seeing all the characters using iPhones without a case. Not ONE. And they're all pristine. And that just sets off my bullshit detector and takes me out of the story. 😂
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I've watched a lot of Apple TV shows and the one thing that takes me out of the show every time is seeing all the characters using iPhones without a case. Not ONE. And they're all pristine. And that just sets off my bullshit detector and takes me out of the story. 😂
I'd really appreciate it if you'd give this a look and pitch in if you're able. Rook is an amazing person and friend who volunteered to transport me from Kentucky to Texas a few months back, and was a fantastic road trip partner. We all need a little help sometimes.
Hi, my friend Rook is amazing and needs some help right now. 💚 If you're able. #MutualAid
gofund.me/2eec45ede
gofund.me/2eec45ede
Donate to Help Us Cover Medical and Household Bills, organized by Rook Riley
This isn’t something we ever imagined we’d need to do, but this year has already … Rook Riley needs your support for Help Us Cover Medical and Household Bills
gofund.me
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I'd really appreciate it if you'd give this a look and pitch in if you're able. Rook is an amazing person and friend who volunteered to transport me from Kentucky to Texas a few months back, and was a fantastic road trip partner. We all need a little help sometimes.
DJ Beanie Baby says it's time to RAAAAAGE
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
DJ Beanie Baby says it's time to RAAAAAGE
I'm so glad that Rhaenyra and Alicent are talking again.
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I'm so glad that Rhaenyra and Alicent are talking again.
yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
yourself, but as a cartoon
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
Reposted by Dextra Hoffman
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
Want to know what will make my stomach drop, my blood run ice cold and my head light on fire simultaneously? Getting this message from my daughter first thing in the morning. FUCK ICE.
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Want to know what will make my stomach drop, my blood run ice cold and my head light on fire simultaneously? Getting this message from my daughter first thing in the morning. FUCK ICE.
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I fell in the shower yesterday and now I hurt all over and my right butt cheek is black and blue. Time to sign up for life alert or something.
an elderly woman is laying on the floor with the words mayday i 'm in trouble send somebody on the double
ALT: an elderly woman is laying on the floor with the words mayday i 'm in trouble send somebody on the double
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I fell in the shower yesterday and now I hurt all over and my right butt cheek is black and blue. Time to sign up for life alert or something.
Reposted by Dextra Hoffman
Reposted by Dextra Hoffman
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
The Pretty Reckless - Where Are You Christmas? (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Pretty Reckless
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me running past 2025
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Me running past 2025
So I had a couple of final bills from the old apartment pulled out of my account and it’s left me with less than $20 to my name. What was there was meant to cover my storage unit and living expenses until I get paid. I don’t even start work until Monday so that’s going to be two or three weeks away.
Donate to Help Dextra Fight Cancer, organized by Dextra Hoffman
Hi, I'm Dextra and I'm an artist, marketing monkey and medical mess. I'm here to raise funds t… Dextra Hoffman needs your support for Help Dextra Fight Cancer
gofund.me
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So I had a couple of final bills from the old apartment pulled out of my account and it’s left me with less than $20 to my name. What was there was meant to cover my storage unit and living expenses until I get paid. I don’t even start work until Monday so that’s going to be two or three weeks away.
Who’s your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only.
October 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Who’s your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only.
Reposted by Dextra Hoffman
Another week, another update.
Two more job applications.
No ebt card yet.
Your help is keeping us fed and the bills paid. We're very grateful. If you can't spare we appreciate signal boosts.
gofund.me/b025baa58
Two more job applications.
No ebt card yet.
Your help is keeping us fed and the bills paid. We're very grateful. If you can't spare we appreciate signal boosts.
gofund.me/b025baa58
Please Donate to help Indigo with living expenses, organized by Indigo Caldwell-Caron
Hi, my name is Indigo. You might know me as Skyliting or Para… Indigo Caldwell-Caron needs your support for Please Donate to help Indigo with living expenses
gofund.me
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Another week, another update.
Two more job applications.
No ebt card yet.
Your help is keeping us fed and the bills paid. We're very grateful. If you can't spare we appreciate signal boosts.
gofund.me/b025baa58
Two more job applications.
No ebt card yet.
Your help is keeping us fed and the bills paid. We're very grateful. If you can't spare we appreciate signal boosts.
gofund.me/b025baa58
I am once again asking for nature to gift me with Barbie legs so I can pop them off at the hip when the weather makes them hurt.
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I am once again asking for nature to gift me with Barbie legs so I can pop them off at the hip when the weather makes them hurt.
Reposted by Dextra Hoffman
made a meme yesterday cause like--
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
made a meme yesterday cause like--
Good morning, please check out the below post and share if you could. I just need another couple hundred to keep everything afloat, so any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
Hate to ask, but I could use a little more help. I am aggressively applying for jobs, and even have an interview already scheduled for next week. So hopefully I should hear some good news before long.
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good morning, please check out the below post and share if you could. I just need another couple hundred to keep everything afloat, so any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
Hate to ask, but I could use a little more help. I am aggressively applying for jobs, and even have an interview already scheduled for next week. So hopefully I should hear some good news before long.
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hate to ask, but I could use a little more help. I am aggressively applying for jobs, and even have an interview already scheduled for next week. So hopefully I should hear some good news before long.