Doug DeJulio
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Doug DeJulio
@dfjdejulio.bsky.social
· Sep 2
It's time to light the candles.
It's time to chant the rites.
It's time to summon Satan
On the Muppet Show tonight!
It's time to chant the rites.
It's time to summon Satan
On the Muppet Show tonight!
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What will the children think if Bugs Bunny no longer strictly conforms to heterosexual masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
What will the children think if Bugs Bunny no longer strictly conforms to heterosexual masculinity
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We were honored to present the Medal of Yavin to President Trump at yesterday's inaugural Main Character Awards.
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
We were honored to present the Medal of Yavin to President Trump at yesterday's inaugural Main Character Awards.
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If I had to say what segments of American life have taken the most serious blows, I think science, civil service, black women (and nondiscrimination law more broadly) and trans people might be my top four.
The damage being done to US science will take a generation to repair, if it is ever repaired at all,
Jay Bhattacharya and Matthew Memoli aren't bringing "gold standard science" to the #NIH, they are gutting research slowly but surely. When this time is over, they should be hauled before Congress, and shunned for the rest of their lives. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If I had to say what segments of American life have taken the most serious blows, I think science, civil service, black women (and nondiscrimination law more broadly) and trans people might be my top four.
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This book is what Gravity Falls would have been if it had been produced for Shudder, rather than the Disney Channel. It's the JOHN DIES AT THE END of pretty straightforward campground horror. It's the bonfire "on a night like this" book you've been waiting for.
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This book is what Gravity Falls would have been if it had been produced for Shudder, rather than the Disney Channel. It's the JOHN DIES AT THE END of pretty straightforward campground horror. It's the bonfire "on a night like this" book you've been waiting for.
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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Doesn't really have the same juice now, does it? #HellooooooooN
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Doesn't really have the same juice now, does it? #HellooooooooN
WHEEEE!
Drunk is fun sometimes.
G'night!
Drunk is fun sometimes.
G'night!
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WHEEEE!
Drunk is fun sometimes.
G'night!
Drunk is fun sometimes.
G'night!
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I'm sure now.
I like "The Mighty Nein" more than "The Legend of Vox Machina".
I had to tell you.
I like "The Mighty Nein" more than "The Legend of Vox Machina".
I had to tell you.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm sure now.
I like "The Mighty Nein" more than "The Legend of Vox Machina".
I had to tell you.
I like "The Mighty Nein" more than "The Legend of Vox Machina".
I had to tell you.
I sure hope I haven't filled any bathtubs with broken glass. Yet. Again.
...
(Yeah. *Most* of the folks who'd understand this reference are dead. So it goes.)
...
(Yeah. *Most* of the folks who'd understand this reference are dead. So it goes.)
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I sure hope I haven't filled any bathtubs with broken glass. Yet. Again.
...
(Yeah. *Most* of the folks who'd understand this reference are dead. So it goes.)
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(Yeah. *Most* of the folks who'd understand this reference are dead. So it goes.)
I should stay off reddit.
It just had me wondering why I've never been accused of cheating. I mean, what the fuck? Of *course* I've never cheated. I've also never been cheated *on*. What the fuck?
I should stay off reddit.
It just had me wondering why I've never been accused of cheating. I mean, what the fuck? Of *course* I've never cheated. I've also never been cheated *on*. What the fuck?
I should stay off reddit.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I should stay off reddit.
It just had me wondering why I've never been accused of cheating. I mean, what the fuck? Of *course* I've never cheated. I've also never been cheated *on*. What the fuck?
I should stay off reddit.
It just had me wondering why I've never been accused of cheating. I mean, what the fuck? Of *course* I've never cheated. I've also never been cheated *on*. What the fuck?
I should stay off reddit.
Never mind me, I am too psyched to be coherent.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Never mind me, I am too psyched to be coherent.
There are upsides to prostate cancer. (Well: to the treatments for it.)
Not many, but, there are actual upsides.
On the other hand: FUCK CANCER.
(Sorry. I'm drunk. Whee!)
Not many, but, there are actual upsides.
On the other hand: FUCK CANCER.
(Sorry. I'm drunk. Whee!)
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
There are upsides to prostate cancer. (Well: to the treatments for it.)
Not many, but, there are actual upsides.
On the other hand: FUCK CANCER.
(Sorry. I'm drunk. Whee!)
Not many, but, there are actual upsides.
On the other hand: FUCK CANCER.
(Sorry. I'm drunk. Whee!)
My god. In my youth, I should have just relaxed and been myself. I was a fucking idiot.
I had a girlfriend when I was four. And, if I had relaxed and been myself, I would have had one after her, but before college.
I was such an uptight asshole.
Ah well. At least I got better before 1990.
I had a girlfriend when I was four. And, if I had relaxed and been myself, I would have had one after her, but before college.
I was such an uptight asshole.
Ah well. At least I got better before 1990.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My god. In my youth, I should have just relaxed and been myself. I was a fucking idiot.
I had a girlfriend when I was four. And, if I had relaxed and been myself, I would have had one after her, but before college.
I was such an uptight asshole.
Ah well. At least I got better before 1990.
I had a girlfriend when I was four. And, if I had relaxed and been myself, I would have had one after her, but before college.
I was such an uptight asshole.
Ah well. At least I got better before 1990.
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Mission accomplished
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Mission accomplished
I've felt lucky that my wife has been my best friend since 1987. And we didn't elope until 1995.
Never mind me, I'm drunk.
But I'm also lucky.
Never mind me, I'm drunk.
But I'm also lucky.
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I've felt lucky that my wife has been my best friend since 1987. And we didn't elope until 1995.
Never mind me, I'm drunk.
But I'm also lucky.
Never mind me, I'm drunk.
But I'm also lucky.
Am waaaay too drunk to be coherent. And yet, not too drunk to say I love my wife.
I LOVE MY WIFE.
Been true for over 30 years. Sue me.
HI @lizardincrimson.bsky.social!
G'night. Wonder if I'll be sober by morning.
I LOVE MY WIFE.
Been true for over 30 years. Sue me.
HI @lizardincrimson.bsky.social!
G'night. Wonder if I'll be sober by morning.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Am waaaay too drunk to be coherent. And yet, not too drunk to say I love my wife.
I LOVE MY WIFE.
Been true for over 30 years. Sue me.
HI @lizardincrimson.bsky.social!
G'night. Wonder if I'll be sober by morning.
I LOVE MY WIFE.
Been true for over 30 years. Sue me.
HI @lizardincrimson.bsky.social!
G'night. Wonder if I'll be sober by morning.
Oh my god, this cat adores me. Whenever I'm laying down, she has to cuddle, has to have a lot of contact with me, has to lean her weight into me. It melts one's heart.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Oh my god, this cat adores me. Whenever I'm laying down, she has to cuddle, has to have a lot of contact with me, has to lean her weight into me. It melts one's heart.
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Awkwaaaard 😬
Trump Just Epically Threw JD Vance Under The Bus While Trying To Insult Tim Walz—And Yikes!
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December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Awkwaaaard 😬
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December 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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JUST IN: Democrats have flipped the mayor's office in Roswell, Georgia, in tonight's runoff.
GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him.
(This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)
GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him.
(This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
JUST IN: Democrats have flipped the mayor's office in Roswell, Georgia, in tonight's runoff.
GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him.
(This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)
GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him.
(This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There are times when I'm tempted to make an autobiographical AVN. I've had a bizarre life.
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There are times when I'm tempted to make an autobiographical AVN. I've had a bizarre life.
Best song (to me) on *any* of the TRON soundtracks: Derezzed.
Daft Punk managed to make it sound like a cross between Wendy Carlos and Larry Fast to my ears.
Daft Punk managed to make it sound like a cross between Wendy Carlos and Larry Fast to my ears.
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Best song (to me) on *any* of the TRON soundtracks: Derezzed.
Daft Punk managed to make it sound like a cross between Wendy Carlos and Larry Fast to my ears.
Daft Punk managed to make it sound like a cross between Wendy Carlos and Larry Fast to my ears.