Dannie G
dgodin1234.bsky.social
Dannie G
@dgodin1234.bsky.social
I run marathons, slowly. For my damn noggin. I complain about the Montreal Canadiens. I like to say I'm vegan, but I'm really a carbitarian tbh.
Before there was ProTools, there was Pros.

Some might just hear angry bees shred. I can hear blues based melody in there.

21 years ago today he was murdered on stage while playing.

youtu.be/DDnHddcZ5tQ?...
Dimebag Darrell Amazing Shred
YouTube video by hacealgoporlavida
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December 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I know it's posted as satire.

But I've had bosses ask about my home life around holidays for this reason.

But it's against the law etc etc etc.

I don't know what to tell you. Desperate workers will not call on the labour laws.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
bRiNg uP fOwLeR

Dude, no way.

Let him cook and get a ton of time in the AHL.

Have you watched us play defense?

Throw a kid to the wolves and his development can permanently tank.

Leave Fowler in the AHL all season.
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Go out before work.

Try to say hi to someone.

Be 1 percent social Dannie.

.. ... ....look, I tried ok??
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The algorithm knows all.

Targeted ad before a youtube video,

"Are you ready to secure the best price on your bale wraps for next years hay harvest?"

Me sitting in my apartment,

"Well, they don't exactly know who I am."
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There's a calmness that washes over your late 40s mind once you accept you now no longer have a fucking clue who anyone in these posts are anymore.
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Bonjour, ou est la porta potty?

Huge elevation gain climbing the hill to the hotel area.

Spring Fredericton marathon booked, Fall marathon in Quebec City booked.

LFG.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm thankful Garmin or Strava doesn't have a wrapped.

"You planned 150 zone 2 runs. You accomplished 0."

"You tasted pennies on every run."

"You had 0 negative splits."

"In the starting corral you were flirted with 11 times and realized it 0 times."
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
6-7!

6-7!

Gen X me,

37!?!?!?
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Dobes really won the last two games.

Finding his groove again?

Not breaking out the mattress meme just yet.....
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Vancouver Goldeneyes making in game fan experience adjustments.

Took a look at the stands and read social media after a home game.

Swiched over a ton of men's bathrooms to women's bathrooms.

I guess stadiums did that for the Eras tour.
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Jesus Christ bahd.
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I forgot that Christmas Daddies is on.

Time to watch Liz Rigney and the breakfast show crew belt out Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
💩
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Coffee shop thoughts.....

Remember family coming home for Christmas?

A house full of people?

And there was the one bar of soap in the shower.

The last thing Grandpa washed and I'm washing my face with that bar.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Need a good pair of gloves/mittens.

Canadian Tire sells Marks stuff. Good minus 35 degree stuff.

Downside, I'll be at a Canadian Tire on a Saturday.
a man wearing glasses and a hat says pray for me y'all
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December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Thanks for ❤️'ing my post, skeet, thread, story.

.. ... ....wanna spend Christmas together?
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"I'M CALLING MY AGENT."
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Give a nerd like me access to 15 minute power consumption intervals and I'm a vengeful mofo.

WHAT IS USING POWER?
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December 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Reposted by Dannie G
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Like with most of their catalogue, it flew under the radar.

imo, it's a classic Christmas song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=taij...
Sloan - Kids Come Back Again at Christmas (Official Audio)
YouTube video by sloanmusic
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December 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"Donnie, you're not gonna believe this, but it says here we're just as corrupt as you are."
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Rudolph.

The classic story of you're absolute garbage to us until we can figure out how to use you.

"That's why I'm accepted? I did something for you? Purely transactional relationship?"

"Yeah, Merry Christmas fool."
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I used to think investing, the stock market, etc was about researching things, digging into numbers, etc.

I now think it's just guys who have moved their sports betting addictions to this stuff.

"Yeah man, the Browns, they're due man. I'm telling you I know!"
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Gratitude list today.

Got an electric heated mattress pad.

Pulls less watts than a television so not a drain on the bill.

Hit the timer button when I get home from work.

Putter, chores, etc etc.

Then climbing into a warmed up bed is heavenly.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM