Dallas Holladay, DO (she/her)
@dholladay.bsky.social
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EM doc by day. EM doc by night... also weekends and holidays. Recovering academic. Working full time plus because my cats have become accustomed to a certain lifestyle. Unapologetically anti-fascist. Calling the PNW home.
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Not all men but somehow always a man....
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Chuckling as I walk out of a very brick and mortar grocery store after I went to my very brick and mortar gym.
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15 year old is more likely, statistically speaking.
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Don't eat too much salt and take your furosemide.
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Sorry random Internet person, I don't think I owe you an explanation of my pet care strategy.
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It's behavioral. She is a very high anxiety cat.
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I have six litter boxes in three different rooms, sadly.
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Yeah on the third go around of Prozac because she wouldn't eat regular pills in treats so I tried chicken flavored Prozac treats, wouldn't eat those either. Trying the transdermal cream.
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I have to sweep my house regularly with a black light looking for secret pee.
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It's an ongoing behavioral problem, unfortunately.
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This is the face of someone caught trying to pee in the kibble bin.
Tortoise shell cat sitting on a bed looking guilty AF.
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Printing press, schminting press, am I right?
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With all due respect to master etymologist scholar yourlilshottie, from an actual dictionary:
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You could make your own following a Sprite pie recipe from The Great Depression
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Here's a bunch of people whose moral compass has a price: